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Submitted too, with a nearly identical headline.


/THIS time, mine WAS funnier than this one..

It's a hoax! They only pretended to move. The kids are hiding in the attic so they can get a show.

/or something

Welcome! You'll fit right in.

Diogenes: Bradenton?! What a hole. Oh, that's just perfect. That place is like the radioactive core of Florida's weirdness.

Seems like the same stretch of abandoned strip malls that every other populated place in FL is.

/Love Florida
//hate the people

Not sure why, but when news broke that this was a hoax, it started a pie thread. (new window)

You know, I can understand doing this to try to give some kind of career to my child which is obviously more than some parents are willing to do these days. If you care about your child, you will do everything you can to see to their success and if that requires a little song and dance then,hey, you do what you have to.

Some people might think putting a child in a flying saucer is going to far, I don't. Not a single person was harmed in this and frankly, emergency services are constantly aching to be in the media spotlight anyway.

I know it's Fark, I know it's a cliche to say this, but honestly who cares??

Balloon boy looks like a foreigner.

He should fit right in.

Submitted with "Crazy rejoins the mothership". Subby's headline is lame.

AirForceVet: Oh, please. Bradenton isn't the radioactive core of Florida's weirdness. IMHO, you're in Weirdo Central there in Orlando, dude

I disagree. Orlando is the most normal place in FL. I mean have you been to Jacksonville? Dear god have. you. been. to. Jacksonville? it's like if the people in Deliverance farked their sisters for several more generations then suffered brain trauma and managed to clone their brain damaged selves and populate a city....that is Jacksonville.

Any mention of the father's belief in the 'all of our leaders are lizards from outer-space' yet?

I imagine there are places in Florida where this becomes common knowledge. Is this one of them?

Sinto: hipsellipsis: Submitted with "Crazy rejoins the mothership". Subby's headline is lame.

This from somebody with three greenlights...

Yeah? Well, I'm farking your wife.

Dude is a sociopath, should have a Florida tag to his name within 6 months.

hipsellipsis: Submitted with "Crazy rejoins the mothership". Subby's headline is lame.

Headlines like yours are why I'm glad Fark edits for funny so carefully.

hipsellipsis: Sinto: hipsellipsis: Submitted with "Crazy rejoins the mothership". Subby's headline is lame.

This from somebody with three greenlights...

Yeah? Well, I'm farking your wife.

She's in a coma.

Rev. Skarekroe 2010-09-03 05:17:17 PM
I'd still like to know how exactly they thought their scheme was going to lead to a TV show deal.

Well, they don't have a TV show yet, but obviously their quest for notoriety worked. All these many months later and we're still talking about them....

Knucklepopper: hipsellipsis: Submitted with "Crazy rejoins the mothership". Subby's headline is lame.

Headlines like yours are why I'm glad Fark edits for funny so carefully.

Zing! Up yours, liter.

hipsellipsis: Knucklepopper: hipsellipsis: Submitted with "Crazy rejoins the mothership". Subby's headline is lame.

Headlines like yours are why I'm glad Fark edits for funny so carefully.

Zing! Up yours, liter.

This.

Panty Sniffer: hipsellipsis: Sinto: hipsellipsis: Submitted with "Crazy rejoins the mothership". Subby's headline is lame.

This from somebody with three greenlights...

Yeah? Well, I'm farking your wife.

She's in a coma.

Just the way he likes it.

\Sick farker

fark the casbah: Panty Sniffer: hipsellipsis: Sinto: hipsellipsis: Submitted with "Crazy rejoins the mothership". Subby's headline is lame.

This from somebody with three greenlights...

Yeah? Well, I'm farking your wife.

She's in a coma.

Just the way he likes it.

\Sick farker

Should have gone with "jerk store."

Panty Sniffer: fark the casbah: Panty Sniffer: hipsellipsis: Sinto: hipsellipsis: Submitted with "Crazy rejoins the mothership". Subby's headline is lame.

This from somebody with three greenlights...

Yeah? Well, I'm farking your wife.

She's in a coma.

Just the way he likes it.

\Sick farker

Should have gone with "jerk store."

Totally missed that, I'll go sit in the corner now.

I submitted this story with a similar headline this AM. No Green light.

Alright, I take back my original comment. Half of the farkers on here apparently submitted this story, so I guess people do care.

There's something rotten in the state of Denfark. Something afoot with this Sinto character: 2990 greenlights, and less than 1/10th are actually funny. Look at his profile; see for yourself.

It's the old buddy-buddy thing, I know it.

there goes my neighborhood :(

You're wrong subby.

/read the comments on that web site
//they don't seem too pleased
///slashies!

Diogenes: AirForceVet: Diogenes: Bradenton?! What a hole. Oh, that's just perfect. That place is like the radioactive core of Florida's weirdness.

The only reason to go to Bradenton is to get to Anna Maria Island.

Oh, please. Bradenton isn't the radioactive core of Florida's weirdness. IMHO, you're in Weirdo Central there in Orlando, dude.

Naaa. We're just a rest stop on the crazy train. The only other place that could wrest the title from Bradenton would be Lakeland.

Randy Rhoads, who wrote the music for the song Crazy Train, rested in Lakeland Florida where he died in a plane crash.

TimeWaste: I know it's Fark, I know it's a cliche to say this, but honestly who cares??

Thanks so much for taking the time to tell us how you don't feel. Be sure to drop into all the other threads you don't care about to state your lack of opinion on the subjects.

nytmare: TimeWaste: I know it's Fark, I know it's a cliche to say this, but honestly who cares??

Thanks so much for taking the time to tell us how you don't feel. Be sure to drop into all the other threads you don't care about to state your lack of opinion on the subjects.

Eat my ass. It's retarded that a journalist took the time to write an article like this and an editor decided it's worth a read.

Good. GTFO the sane places.

-Bashy35

TimeWaste: Eat my ass. It's retarded that a journalist took the time to write an article like this and an editor decided it's worth a read.

It's not news, it's...

hipsellipsis: There's something rotten in the state of Denfark. Something afoot with this Sinto character: 2990 greenlights, and less than 1/10th are actually funny. Look at his profile; see for yourself.

It's the old buddy-buddy thing, I know it.

Wow. Keep going; it's gonna be awesome watching you come fully unglued over your red light.

TimeWaste: nytmare: TimeWaste: I know it's Fark, I know it's a cliche to say this, but honestly who cares??

Thanks so much for taking the time to tell us how you don't feel. Be sure to drop into all the other threads you don't care about to state your lack of opinion on the subjects.

Eat my ass. It's retarded that a journalist took the time to write an article like this and an editor decided it's worth a read.

Yet here you are, commenting away on it, not once, or twice but three times, insisting how much you don't care.

Oh my god. Who the hell cares???

Knucklepopper: TimeWaste: nytmare: TimeWaste: I know it's Fark, I know it's a cliche to say this, but honestly who cares??

Thanks so much for taking the time to tell us how you don't feel. Be sure to drop into all the other threads you don't care about to state your lack of opinion on the subjects.

Eat my ass. It's retarded that a journalist took the time to write an article like this and an editor decided it's worth a read.

Yet here you are, commenting away on it, not once, or twice but three times, insisting how much you don't care.

I detect the smell of bitter disappointment and resentment.
We know you can't have nice things, it is apparently your fate.

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The card says "moors" it clearly says "moors".