This headline would be so much better if it omitted the word 'cheese'.

I never understood the hate for boiled down pigshead-bits suspended in gelatinous goo. Tasty tasty pighead-goo...

palladiate: Cool story bro, I about got in a knife fight with a Puerto Rican over a roast pork cheek.

Fortunately he eventually decided to share on the premise that a white dude drunk on Medalla and craving pig's head wasn't a sight he was going to see very often.

You should have busted out your trusty monkey sidekick to do it for you. Then you could have enjoyed your pigface without even having to unsheathe ol' man bowie!

his brother makes pretty good headcheese

Was it lupus?

What good dick cheese may look like:

Yes there is good headcheese.

Offal-lovers of the world unite.

Won't try head cheese 'til they get better tests for prion infection.

Spent several summers working in a supermarket deli.

The only thing worse than rolling in with a brain-smashing hangover and having to slice up 1/2 lb. of head cheese for some old lady was rolling in with a brain-smashing hangover and having to slice up 3/4 lb. of blood and tongue loaf for some old lady.

Maybe not in the north...

It's got eyes and ears and nose and lips and everything I like except a tongue.

Absolutely not. All of it is disgusting.

In college I worked in a deli that had this shiat. We had a very attractive russian lady (with a very very large biker gang looking husband) that would come in early on Sunday mornings and order 2+ lbs of it sliced extremely thin. I remember vomiting in the trash barrel out back for many minutes after I had to slice her order whilst extremely hungover. Ahh.. The good times..

There's good head and there's good cheese, but there's no good head cheese.

We made it in culinary school. I got half the pig's head on the bandsaw. Most people who don't appreciate head cheese have never had tender pig cheek meat. Not a single girl in our class even tried it. pfft.
/a little Worcestershire and Tabasco please.

There's no such thing as bad head cheese



/wait, what?

I miss read this as Cheese Head.
And no,there are no good cheese heads either.
(I live in Wisconsin)

Hands off my Head Cheese!

jim32rr: Let me shave you off a piece, you tell me if its good.

If I had a dollar for every time I used that on an unsuspecting stoner when I worked in the deli...oh, wait, I do.

Another circumcision thread?

My Czech father in-law makes his own head cheese... but as far as I know he only gives it to my dog as a treat when he sees her.

Hog Head (new window) cheese is tasty, but bad will fark you up.

Fark needs a "NASTY" tag.

Am I the only person who thought that song "Head Games" sounded like he was singing Head Cheese?

You and I keep playin' HEAD CHEESE

Um, better headline would have been, "Is there such a thing as bad head."

Head cheese: kind of like hot dogs, but with less anus in it.

I don't know why he thought he got sick from eating the head cheese. If he eats head cheese, he probably eats other disgusting things as well.

/potted meat is about exotic as I get.

I am eating some now
/at least you dont got butt like you do with hotdogs

eraser8: I hope that limits the anus content, somewhat

Nah. It just means the anus is from a cow, is all.

There is NO SUCH THING as "Bad Head (Cheese)"....

"Headcheese heaven"

The Vaunted Charcuterie at Bar Boulud Delivers (new window)

There's "headcheese" and then there's... smegma.

Thanks for the link, VictorOfBorge. Looks like a nice place for a meal after Opera at the Met.

You had me at "good head".

//enable voting?

"Head Cheese" would be a good name for a band.

Fuggin Bizzy: BlackCat23: You should have busted out your trusty monkey sidekick to do it for you.

You can't have monkey knife fights unless you're on a boat in international waters. Unfortunately, this is a difficult situation to conjure up on just a few seconds' notice.

Then you, my friend, are not trying hard enough.

/witnessing a monkey knife fight right now.