Party hats
Headlights are on

It must be a titty bit nipply where they took that picture.

/too lazy to go all out

Oh, was she part of the Sunday night, C-section lineup?

Is this what John Mayer was talking about when he mentioned C-SPAN Scars?

PLEASE give her her pics back. I don't want to accidentally come across them on the internet on accident.

said pics.....might i take a gander?

haven't clicked link yet.

Biness: said pics.....might i take a gander?

haven't clicked link yet.

nevermind. shes saggy and old.

kona: "I will not give up. I'm tired of people messing with me, just because I'm blond and halfway decent looking."


WRONG

0 for 2, innit?

No cop from Romeoville would ever do something like that to a lady.

She refers to herself as being "half way decent looking" I cant agree with that, mostly because she is full ugly. But at least she knows she's not attractive and that's a start.

halfway decent looking....and the other half gutter skank

The seizure of her phone seems to have had a chilling effect on her.

The herp is strong in that one

I dunno, subby... Seems like her self-esteem is doing much better than it should. I vote attention whore, and a really unskilled one at that.

/damn, put some tape over those things, or a jacket, or, like, A REAL GODDAMN SHIRT

Organicdontpanic: The herp is strong in that one

Not sure if you meant what I think you did, but I suppose it'd be true either way.

"Polaski said she "is a size 3 with fake boobs," but found it inappropriate to be questioned about her figure by the police." (new window)

OK, so we know that she is pretty hurting looking but how can the cops confiscate her personal property, not file charges and then refuse to return it?

Maybe it because I am also a 45-year-old former stripper and club manager, but she doesn't look too bad to me.

BaronVonAsshat

Not sure if you meant what I think you did, but I suppose it'd be true either way.

Herp, derp she has it all in institutional sized quantities

I'd hit that and her fake titties before I'd touch that barb wire horse-toothed thigh thing from yesterday. However I'd take the puppy tosser over them both.

'Polaski, a former stripper and club manager, said she is also worried by the prospect of the photos being digitally altered in such a way that it appears she is engaged in some depraved act. "My daughter's 14. I'm concerned about that," she said.' (new window)

The 45-year-old from Romeoville stored naked pictures of herself on it, and fears police officers who seized it for an investigation will put them on the Internet.

"I'm just really upset about my pictures being all over the internet, if that's what's where they end up landing," said Polaski in an interview with the Chicago Sun-Times.



You know what else is possible, all the air molecules simultaneously going the same direction one day so we have a 2000 mph wind blowing across the surface of the earth or every proton in the universe decaying at the same time even though they have a half life of 10²⁰ to 10³⁰ years. All of these events have about equal probability with your fugly naked self being on the internet.

JohnAnnArbor: 'Polaski, a former stripper and club manager, said she is also worried by the prospect of the photos being digitally altered in such a way that it appears she is engaged in some depraved act. "My daughter's 14. I'm concerned about that," she said.' (new window)

Lol her fears get stranger and stranger....

"If that's what's where they end up landing"

WUT?

Nattering Nabob: PLEASE give her her pics back. I don't want to accidentally come across them on the internet on accident.

It would be the shiat out of doing it accidentally on purpose.

Coconice: "If that's what's where they end up landing"

WUT?

Yup came for this.

Also, Romeoville is the Moon and Joliet is the sun.

We can surely shakespeare this, too.

she already is on the internet

OscarTamerz: You know what else is possible, all the air molecules simultaneously going the same direction one day so we have a 2000 mph wind blowing across the surface of the earth or every proton in the universe decaying at the same time even though they have a half life of 1020 to 1030 years. All of these events have about equal probability with your fugly naked self being on the internet.

Now, now - 10²⁰ to 10³⁰ is merely a lower limit on proton decay. For all we know it could be infinite...and there'd still be a higher probability of that happening than her naked self (shudder) getting on the Internet.

Someone should tell her not to worry. Those cops will just throw her pictures up in the air and whatever the internet wants, it keeps. The rest she gets back.

/ yeah, I know - but I bet she'd fall for it

I think Oscar and Hector are confused.

Not every naked woman on the internet is hot.

In related news, I somehow posted the hell out of this thread.

it rubs the lotion on it's skin....

Coconice: Also, Romeoville is the Moon and Joliet is the sun.

We can surely shakespeare this, too.

They have made worms' meat of her.

MaxxLarge: Wife-beater, high-beams, and a face that makes every day a personal Halloween party. Christ, what a class act.

If she's so goddamned worried about salacious pictures of her showing up on the internets, then maybe she should have put some clothes on when they took her picture for this article.

/and i LIKE tits

this.

"half-way decent looking"? Give me a farking break

I've done worse....

TC_EmCee: She refers to herself as being "half way decent looking" I cant agree with that, mostly because she is full ugly. But at least she knows she's not attractive and that's a start.

lol...id still take the BIE

"blond?" Give me a farking break