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(WTOP) Cool Seven-year-old boy attends nearly 500 Orioles games, enjoying dozens of wins   (wtopnews.com) divider line 23
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mr_a [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 11:35:32 AM
500 games? Wow, he may have even seen them win one.
 
CheekyMunky
2010-09-03 02:12:02 PM
Maybe they even won some of those 500.
 
haemaker [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 04:11:17 PM
Maybe NOW he will clean his room!
 
The Loaf [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 04:20:22 PM
FTFA: "Next year we could make it to .500...

Yup. Seems like that's the O's fans' mantra.


/O's fan.
//Right now, I'm just praying for 63 W's by the end of the season.
///14 W's to go...
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2010-09-03 04:24:58 PM
I bet he's a great student too. If he isn't, it's obviously the teacher's fault.
 
IlGreven
2010-09-03 04:27:42 PM
Hey, did anyone mention that the Orioles don't win a lot of games?

/Just wanted to get that fact out there...
 
howdyyall9999
2010-09-03 04:34:26 PM
complete with a bathroom modeled after the Orioles locker room.

Fitting.

Be right back I have to take an angelos.
 
howdyyall9999
2010-09-03 04:37:17 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: I bet he's a great student too. If he isn't, it's obviously the teacher's fault.

Can I blame a teacher because you can't RTFA?
 
Killer Cars
2010-09-03 04:42:09 PM
howdyyall9999: Britney Spear's Speculum: I bet he's a great student too. If he isn't, it's obviously the teacher's fault.

Can I blame a teacher because you can't RTFA?

Sounds like you had a bad angelos.

/I don't know what his point was, either.
 
Reverend J
2010-09-03 04:44:15 PM
Maximum wins he could have observed: 293

Losses: 340

So I guess his life's moto is, "50% is better than average!"
 
ten miles high
2010-09-03 05:05:15 PM
His parents are Deanna Monda and Marie Daugherty.

Fap.
 
merkey88
2010-09-03 05:09:43 PM
I'll be going to Baltimore tonight!

/not for the game
//parking's gonna be a nightmare... oh wait, the Rays are in town
 
pvd021
2010-09-03 05:12:09 PM
How long is one baseball game anyways? Sounds like a complete waste of time. Either way, its one of the most Boring sports to watch.
 
Listerine
2010-09-03 05:30:47 PM
fark you subby
 
Chastain86 [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 05:34:43 PM
Much like Matt Wieters, that headline came out to a lot of cheering and fanfare then got exposed on the first pitch.


/nice jorb subby
 
Chastain86 [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 05:36:01 PM
pvd021: How long is one baseball game anyways? Sounds like a complete waste of time. Either way, its one of the most Boring sports to watch.

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The Bestest [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 05:42:16 PM
pvd021: How long is one baseball game anyways? Sounds like a complete waste of time. Either way, its one of the most Boring sports to watch.

Don't be that guy.
 
hbk72777
2010-09-03 05:43:33 PM
pvd021: How long is one baseball game anyways? Sounds like a complete waste of time. Either way, its one of the most Boring sports to watch.

Not as boring as someone who posts about it being boring


/there's a Matlock marathon on for you, go watch
 
haemaker [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 06:01:06 PM
pvd021: How long is one baseball game anyways? Sounds like a complete waste of time. Either way, its one of the most Boring sports to watch.

Try Cricket. Even golf fans find it boring.
 
Ninja Wicked
2010-09-03 07:38:21 PM
LOLD
 
The Madd Man
2010-09-03 08:37:57 PM
Reverend J: Maximum wins he could have observed: 293

Losses: 340

So I guess his life's moto is, "50% is better than average!"

Actually, he observed about 500 wins. Most of them just happened to be for the other team.
 
diageneticmind
2010-09-03 09:08:29 PM
I love my O's but this headline made me giggle. Thank you, subby.
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2010-09-04 01:35:04 AM
howdyyall9999: Can I blame a teacher because you can't RTFA?

Can I blame your parents for shiatting out a dumbass?
 
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