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(Some Guy)   Japan produces new "rice farm" bra, which includes recyclable pots, soil, and rice seedlings for a lady's chest. Goddamn it, Japan   (newser.com ) divider line
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2010-09-03 03:57:46 PM  
Now there is some sushi we could all get behind!
 
2010-09-03 03:58:33 PM  
I hold the patent on mushroom farm boxer shorts so I'm getting a kick..
 
2010-09-03 03:58:56 PM  
It's pronounced Chest Rice you plick!
 
2010-09-03 03:59:01 PM  
Oh, and Boobies!
 
2010-09-03 03:59:29 PM  
Doesn't seem like it'd grow enough to be worthwhile.

Any why would you want to walk around with *more* weight stuck to your boobs? (the model didn't have any, but plenty of people do).

/wearing dirt cups just doesn't seem that fun.
 
2010-09-03 04:00:41 PM  
Man, I posted this same story like, months back and it was rejected.
 
2010-09-03 04:01:19 PM  
id like to plant my seed in her crop
 
2010-09-03 04:01:33 PM  
Cool starry bra
 
2010-09-03 04:02:41 PM  
At this point, Japan is just being pretending to be crazy to see how long they can troll the rest of the world.
 
2010-09-03 04:11:16 PM  

Fallout Boy: At this point, Japan is just being pretending to be crazy to see how long they can troll the rest of the world.


I've always suspected this. Like ICP.
 
2010-09-03 04:11:57 PM  
I thought this was about a bra that makes their boobies bigger.

I am now sad.
 
2010-09-03 04:13:16 PM  
That's enough, Japan. Just stop it.
 
2010-09-03 04:13:54 PM  
Sow what?
 
2010-09-03 04:14:41 PM  
I'd water it.
 
2010-09-03 04:14:55 PM  
RICE FARM WOMAN!!!

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2010-09-03 04:16:26 PM  
www.afunnystuff.com
 
2010-09-03 04:18:29 PM  
It would be horrible if this thread were filled of pictures of what a Japanese bra may look like.
 
2010-09-03 04:18:30 PM  
Japan is still suffering from nuclear fallout.
 
2010-09-03 04:20:18 PM  
Old news is old.
 
2010-09-03 04:22:14 PM  
I wouldn't mind planting my seed in that model in the article.

/for agricultural purposes, of course
 
2010-09-03 04:23:53 PM  
That's it, I'm patenting my "rice rocket" underpants now.
 
2010-09-03 04:27:16 PM  
Nom, nom, nom.
 
2010-09-03 04:27:31 PM  

Feldspar Q. Walrustitty: That's it, I'm patenting my "rice rocket" underpants now.


I Lol'd out loud.
 
2010-09-03 04:27:43 PM  
I don't care, I'm giving subby +1 internets for "Goddammit, Japan!". I LOL'd.

That should be the tail end of pretty much any Nippon-related thread on here.

/Huh-huh...nippon...
 
2010-09-03 04:28:46 PM  

Mad Scientist: Feldspar Q. Walrustitty: That's it, I'm patenting my "rice rocket" underpants now.

I Lol'd out loud.


were you at the ATM Machine while putting in your PIN Number?
 
2010-09-03 04:32:11 PM  
This thread has potential, sadly it has yet to develop....
 
2010-09-03 04:32:26 PM  
BattleFrenchie28

Mad Scientist: Feldspar Q. Walrustitty: That's it, I'm patenting my "rice rocket" underpants now.

I Lol'd out loud.

were you at the ATM Machine while putting in your PIN Number?


Good call, and I bet he works for the Department of Redundancy Department.
 
2010-09-03 04:32:33 PM  

Torchsong: I don't care, I'm giving subby +1 internets for "Goddammit, Japan!". I LOL'd.


I go both ways on this. On the one hand, I think it's kind of funny that we're anthropomorphizing a geographic area or attributing what one person out of 150 million decides to do to the entire population. On the other hand, that's totally ridiculous, unfair, and not applied equally, so I'm almost offended... almost.
 
2010-09-03 04:34:12 PM  

naris: This thread has potential, sadly it has yet to develop....


LOL-
\i.
 
2010-09-03 04:41:12 PM  
They probably don't come in H cups which is sad, because I could probably feed a small nation if I had rice paddies growing on my chest...

\itadakimasu
 
2010-09-03 04:43:01 PM  

hobblekitty: They probably don't come in H cups which is sad, because I could probably feed a small nation if I had rice paddies growing on my chest...

\itadakimasu


That will get some profile clicks.
 
2010-09-03 04:44:22 PM  

hobblekitty: They probably don't come in H cups which is sad, because I could probably feed a small nation if I had rice paddies growing on my chest...

\itadakimasu


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2010-09-03 04:47:28 PM  

hobblekitty: They probably don't come in H cups which is sad, because I could probably feed a small nation if I had rice paddies growing on my chest...

\itadakimasu


This post is useless without pictures.
 
2010-09-03 04:47:51 PM  
images116.fotki.com

what i was hoping the rice farm bra looked like
 
2010-09-03 04:52:20 PM  
Meh. A cheap marketing trick to get some free press.
 
2010-09-03 04:55:43 PM  
Headline makes me laugh.

Story makes me hungry for rice- a - boobie, the San Francisco teat.
 
2010-09-03 04:56:56 PM  
Up next for Americans, Chia BraTM.
 
2010-09-03 05:04:17 PM  
ok, now they're just being weird to be weird
 
2010-09-03 05:04:59 PM  
I am here to get this thread going on the right direction.

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2010-09-03 05:06:57 PM  

hobblekitty: They probably don't come in H cups which is sad, because I could probably feed a small nation if I had rice paddies growing on my chest...

\itadakimasu


You're right. Man-bras don't usually come in H.
 
2010-09-03 05:14:50 PM  
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2010-09-03 05:44:38 PM  
This is what happens when you reward bad behavior. First, it was hentai, and now this. I'm looking at you, 4chan
 
2010-09-03 05:48:26 PM  
Qwigs Please continue...
 
2010-09-03 05:54:29 PM  
Qwigs

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2010-09-03 06:05:50 PM  
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what a bra featuring HUGE tracts of arable land might look like. Yes, I just made a HUGE tracts of land reference.
 
2010-09-03 06:07:07 PM  
JAPAN TRIFECTA!!

(Bras, homeopathy, and haunted houses today, and a sushi appetitzer yesterday.)

/P.S. Qwigs and Cytokine Storm, you frign rawk
 
2010-09-03 06:17:40 PM  

UHC2005: It's pronounced Chest Rice you plick!


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Light on, blother!
 
2010-09-03 06:48:16 PM  
FTFA: Young Japanese women have taken a tremendous interest in agriculture," said a Triumph spokeswoman. "We wanted women to experience farming.

Seriously Japan, WTF is wrong with you? You're really making all the rest of us Asians look bad.

/not that we really need much help
//but seriously
///and also stop with the tentacle rape
 
2010-09-03 06:49:40 PM  

jdog71: I hold the patent on mushroom farm boxer shorts so I'm getting a kick..


If you changed your shorts more often, they wouldn't kick so much.
 
2010-09-03 06:54:58 PM  
Jap chicks are so hot!!!
 
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