That's silly. Don't they know little sisters are immune to guns?

/approves

Don't mean to thread jack, but looking for a new nerf gun. Any suggestions?

twreck33: Don't mean to thread jack, but looking for a new nerf gun. Any suggestions?

LOL. For your kid?

I want to see 20 or 30 of those set up in a handball court, and play the world's first live action tower defense game.

But what to use to simulate the invading alien hordes?

twreck33: Don't mean to thread jack, but looking for a new nerf gun. Any suggestions?

get the clear maverick, i just got it, and it's awesome!

astralvortex: /approves



/also approves

twreck33: Don't mean to thread jack, but looking for a new nerf gun. Any suggestions?

The longshot is fun. It is absolutely massive, far bigger than it needs to be, but amusing for it. Design isn't great, but works. If you are a DIY type is can be modded to have a pump handle and a better barrel for better range and faster reload.

lo quilty: twreck33: Don't mean to thread jack, but looking for a new nerf gun. Any suggestions?

LOL. For your kid?

That made my day, thank you

As a proud mother of two boys, I can tell you that these kinds of assault gun videos, even in a joking matter should not be encouraged. Children see these videos that end up glorifying violence and go on to have terrible social adjustment difficulties in school.

Which is why I have decided not to allow my boys to use any kind of "toy weapon" or objects made from sharp plastic that can injure or destroy eyes. They have been limited to toys made from organic materials, which quite frankly, are safer than imported toys from the Chinese. I plan on writing a letter to the author of this in hopes he will remove it from the internet where children can see it.

fat modmin greenlit this

being an oldist bastard I can appreciate that toy.

Fizics: As a proud mother of two boys, I can tell you that these kinds of assault gun videos, even in a joking matter should not be encouraged. Children see these videos that end up glorifying violence and go on to have terrible social adjustment difficulties in school.

Which is why I have decided not to allow my boys to use any kind of "toy weapon" or objects made from sharp plastic that can injure or destroy eyes. They have been limited to toys made from organic materials, which quite frankly, are safer than imported toys from the Chinese. I plan on writing a letter to the author of this in hopes he will remove it from the internet where children can see it.

0/10

Hmm. Heard that the Nerf Vulcan had serious belt feeding issues. Have they fixed that?

As a proud mother of two boys, I can tell you that these kinds of assault gun videos, even in a joking matter should not be encouraged. Children see these videos that end up glorifying violence and go on to have terrible social adjustment difficulties in school.

Which is why I have decided not to allow my boys to use any kind of "toy weapon" or objects made from sharp plastic that can injure or destroy eyes. They have been limited to toys made from organic materials, which quite frankly, are safer than imported toys from the Chinese. I plan on writing a letter to the author of this in hopes he will remove it from the internet where children can see it.

I hope you are a troll and not truthfully that stupid.

Fizics: As a proud mother of two boys, I can tell you that these kinds of assault gun videos, even in a joking matter should not be encouraged. Children see these videos that end up glorifying violence and go on to have terrible social adjustment difficulties in school.

Which is why I have decided not to allow my boys to use any kind of "toy weapon" or objects made from sharp plastic that can injure or destroy eyes. They have been limited to toys made from organic materials, which quite frankly, are safer than imported toys from the Chinese. I plan on writing a letter to the author of this in hopes he will remove it from the internet where children can see it.

This should be perfect for your kids, then: LOG (new window)

Fizics: As a proud mother of two boys, I can tell you that these kinds of assault gun videos, even in a joking matter should not be encouraged. Children see these videos that end up glorifying violence and go on to have terrible social adjustment difficulties in school.

Which is why I have decided not to allow my boys to use any kind of "toy weapon" or objects made from sharp plastic that can injure or destroy eyes. They have been limited to toys made from organic materials, which quite frankly, are safer than imported toys from the Chinese. I plan on writing a letter to the author of this in hopes he will remove it from the internet where children can see it.

too easy...

Valarius: Hmm. Heard that the Nerf Vulcan had serious belt feeding issues. Have they fixed that?

That it did. I was glad for that. An assclown in my old office used to like to fire his at will. fark, was it noisy. Was so happy whenever it jammed.

/I want a shirt that says, "I HATE FUN"

Deacon Blue: Fizics: As a proud mother of two boys, I can tell you that these kinds of assault gun videos, even in a joking matter should not be encouraged. Children see these videos that end up glorifying violence and go on to have terrible social adjustment difficulties in school.

Which is why I have decided not to allow my boys to use any kind of "toy weapon" or objects made from sharp plastic that can injure or destroy eyes. They have been limited to toys made from organic materials, which quite frankly, are safer than imported toys from the Chinese. I plan on writing a letter to the author of this in hopes he will remove it from the internet where children can see it.

It was the self righteous tone that clued me in.

It was the fact that it was written by Fizics that clued me in.

By the way, here's the Something Awful post that shows how to modify your Maverick with a swing-out cylinder:

http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/showthread.php?t=90366

Fizics: As a proud mother of two boys, I can tell you that these kinds of assault gun videos, even in a joking matter should not be encouraged. Children see these videos that end up glorifying violence and go on to have terrible social adjustment difficulties in school.

Which is why I have decided not to allow my boys to use any kind of "toy weapon" or objects made from sharp plastic that can injure or destroy eyes. They have been limited to toys made from organic materials, which quite frankly, are safer than imported toys from the Chinese. I plan on writing a letter to the author of this in hopes he will remove it from the internet where children can see it.

3/10 Nice attempt, but c'mon... this is Fark. You WILL be ridiculed.

Yes, fine, people will "laugh out loud" and poke fun at what should obviously be a serious issue, but if you look at the statistics online, 63 percent of preventable accidents that occur to children involve "toy guns". This is an easily preventable statistic; when I was a child, boys had no need of toys like this, they used a little thing called "imagination" and frankly, that's all children need at all. A willow branch and a little creativity can be just as entertaining as something like this terrible "toy".

Ok, but I'm not impressed until they start making them with holographic sights and grenade launchers that shoot pee-filled balloons.

Fizics: Yes, fine, people will "laugh out loud" and poke fun at what should obviously be a serious issue, but if you look at the statistics online, 63 percent of preventable accidents that occur to children involve "toy guns". This is an easily preventable statistic; when I was a child, boys had no need of toys like this, they used a little thing called "imagination" and frankly, that's all children need at all. A willow branch and a little creativity can be just as entertaining as something like this terrible "toy".

MENSTRUATION:

/I want a shirt that says, "I HATE FUN"

Menstration hates fun? We know.

Fizics: As a proud mother of two boys, I can tell you that these kinds of assault gun videos, even in a joking matter should not be encouraged. Children see these videos that end up glorifying violence and go on to have terrible social adjustment difficulties in school.

Which is why I have decided not to allow my boys to use any kind of "toy weapon" or objects made from sharp plastic that can injure or destroy eyes. They have been limited to toys made from organic materials, which quite frankly, are safer than imported toys from the Chinese. I plan on writing a letter to the author of this in hopes he will remove it from the internet where children can see it.

0/10.

What's terrifying is that, even though I know you're just trolling for bites, your post is almost verbatim what my mom decreed for me and my brother. No toy guns, not violent toys of any type, no toys that could be "made" violent (legos)...hell, I wasn't allowed to see "Bambi" till I was 12 because of the violence.

Of course, at 30, now I play with swords and guns for a living, and help out part-time at a local gun store, all after leaving the Army. So you folks at home can see how well this sort of shiat turns out.

Fizics: As a proud mother of two boys, I can tell you that these kinds of assault gun videos, even in a joking matter should not be encouraged. Children see these videos that end up glorifying violence and go on to have terrible social adjustment difficulties in school.

Which is why I have decided not to allow my boys to use any kind of "toy weapon" or objects made from sharp plastic that can injure or destroy eyes. They have been limited to toys made from organic materials, which quite frankly, are safer than imported toys from the Chinese. I plan on writing a letter to the author of this in hopes he will remove it from the internet where children can see it.

You're trying too hard...way too hard. A good troll has a natural "flow" in their posts.
Your homework for the weekend is to click over to /b/ and take notes

Ball Zitch: astralvortex: /approves

/also approves

Thank you for The Jackal reference - fun movie!

Fizics: Yes, fine, people will "laugh out loud" and poke fun at what should obviously be a serious issue, but if you look at the statistics online, 63 percent of preventable accidents that occur to children involve "toy guns". This is an easily preventable statistic; when I was a child, boys had no need of toys like this, they used a little thing called "imagination" and frankly, that's all children need at all. A willow branch and a little creativity can be just as entertaining as something like this terrible "toy".

Wait, you're serious.

My mom tried the same tactic, starting when I was age 1. Everytime I made a toy gun out of sticks, she yelled at me. Everytime I wanted to fight or play in a violent way, she spanked me. On my fifth birthday, my uncle gave me a set of Go-Bots. She said I was so happy that I cried, at which point she gave up and let me have war toys.

I'm now 28. There has been enough time and distance that I can appreciate a toy like the Nerf Vulcan without worrying that it will raise a generation of orphaned child solders. If you want to protect your children against the glamour of warfare, take them to meet some real Iraq and Afghanistan vets.

Fizics: Yes, fine, people will "laugh out loud" and poke fun at what should obviously be a serious issue, but if you look at the statistics online, 63 percent of preventable accidents that occur to children involve "toy guns". This is an easily preventable statistic; when I was a child, boys had no need of toys like this, they used a little thing called "imagination" and frankly, that's all children need at all. A willow branch and a little creativity can be just as entertaining as something like this terrible "toy".

On the off chance that that this is a serious post then you are obviously 100 years old and [citations please]. Otherwise ....

5/10

Valarius: Everytime I wanted to fight or play in a violent way, she spanked me.

Agh, no offense to your mother, but god damn I hate stupid parents.

"Violence is bad! *whap*"

Submitted First With a Better Headline: Valarius: Everytime I wanted to fight or play in a violent way, she spanked me.

Agh, no offense to your mother, but god damn I hate stupid parents.

"Violence is bad! *whap*"

Suffice to say I have a new appreciation of "rough" sex now. :D

Fizics: Yes, fine, people will "laugh out loud" and poke fun at what should obviously be a serious issue, but if you look at the statistics online, 63 percent of preventable accidents that occur to children involve "toy guns". This is an easily preventable statistic; when I was a child, boys had no need of toys like this, they used a little thing called "imagination" and frankly, that's all children need at all. A willow branch and a little creativity can be just as entertaining as something like this terrible "toy".

Tip: It might not be a good idea to mention "children using their imagination" as an argument on a site mainly full of men who grew up pre-Internets porn. It just brings up a lot of bad memories.

Fizics: As a proud mother of two boys, I can tell you that these kinds of assault gun videos, even in a joking matter should not be encouraged. Children see these videos that end up glorifying violence and go on to have terrible social adjustment difficulties in school.

Which is why I have decided not to allow my boys to use any kind of "toy weapon" or objects made from sharp plastic that can injure or destroy eyes. They have been limited to toys made from organic materials, which quite frankly, are safer than imported toys from the Chinese. I plan on writing a letter to the author of this in hopes he will remove it from the internet where children can see it.

and then you kick 'em out of the house for playing with a toy gun at a friends house.

good trolling is about getting people to take your bullshiat seriously, not ridiculing you until you shoot yourself in the throat.