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(People Magazine) Asinine Kat Von D: I'm in Love with Jesse James. Jesse James: Uh. OK, I just need you to ink this prenup   (people.com) divider line 101
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2010-09-03 03:20:59 PM
"I've never had a library card in my life."
 
2010-09-03 03:21:31 PM
Stryyder: Some women look more attractive with Tatoo's she is not one of them she did a shoot for sephora with full body make up and she looks like this...



vs.



that and she has Rumor Willis face ...


that is a shining example of what too much tat ink does to a good looking woman. without all that bullshiat, she approaches beautiful. WITH all that bullshiat, she looks like a truck stop lot lizard searching for a john.
 
2010-09-03 03:21:31 PM
Dibs on his leftovers (Bullock). I'd happily repeatedly disappoint her in several 45 second intervals.
 
kab
2010-09-03 03:21:42 PM
DriftingJesus: that many tats is farking nasty pretty goddamn hot.

Fixed.
 
2010-09-03 03:28:10 PM
News flash: Aesthetic appeal and sexual attractiveness are *gasp* subjective.

I think she's pretty hot, tats and all, but she is dumber than a post (proven by TFA) and not that great of a tat artist. Real shame too. I love modern pinup.


/more at 11
 
2010-09-03 03:28:12 PM
So, what does he like best about Von D? "Her tits," said James. "I mean, her tats. Her tats.
 
2010-09-03 03:29:28 PM
I know it can't be just me, but she has always looked like a tranny, in my opinion. Sometimes more than others, but always at least 25% tranny-looking.
 
2010-09-03 03:35:01 PM
Nogale
I submitted this with a *grumble grumble grumble*

So ... if it's really *grumble grumble grumble* why not put it out there for all to see?
 
2010-09-03 03:36:52 PM
To each their own, but I have always been more of a fan of natural beauty. The subtle differences that make someone unique.

Von D is a tard-fessional on top of it, so I have no qualm with her being JJ's rebound.
 
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2010-09-03 03:38:11 PM
Wolverines: Kat is smoking farking sexy. Those tats are going to look horrible when she's 50 but right now, she's farking beautiful.

Sexy like a cross-eyed tranny that underwent a full-lobe lobotomy?
 
2010-09-03 03:42:05 PM
I don't like tattoos, and I think she's pretty hot. I'd hit it.
 
2010-09-03 03:46:35 PM
Kat Von D: I'm in Love with Jesse James. Jesse James: Uh. OK, I just need you to ink this prenup

pw0nd.com
 
2010-09-03 03:51:49 PM
Does the D in her name stand for dumbass?
 
2010-09-03 03:55:43 PM
"that is a shining example of what too much tat ink does to a good looking woman. without all that bullshiat, she approaches beautiful. WITH all that bullshiat, she looks like a truck stop lot lizard searching for a john."

QFT
 
2010-09-03 04:07:14 PM
Dear lawd he's got terrible judgement/taste.

Actually, that was what I thought about HER when I first saw they were dating.
 
2010-09-03 04:07:43 PM
i'd be worried about them breeding but between the two of them i don't think they could quite work out 'penis goes where?'

regardless...anywhere they go together...damn thats a room packed with stupid
 
2010-09-03 04:22:35 PM
ghostfart: spookyfaust: Cleans up nice...

With Photoshop, I can clean anyone up nice. I can also give myself a nice set of tits, and I'm a dude.


to be fair, you do have a nice rack
 
2010-09-03 04:33:55 PM
Nogale: I submitted this with a *grumble grumble grumble*

Anyway.

Is she delusional? Does she really expect to ride off into the sunset with him on the back of one of his motorcycles?


Yes, from the sound of it, that's what she is expecting. She's wrong of course but it's a nice fairy tale world that's she's living in. I'd like to live there too.
 
2010-09-03 04:40:22 PM
She's hot without all the tats.
 
2010-09-03 05:06:30 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2010-09-03 05:11:42 PM
zunkus: She is WAS farking sexy, too bad Jesse James is a douche.

Tats are the biggest turn off on the planet. I'd do a fat chick first. I mean FAT
 
2010-09-03 05:11:46 PM
She's still a starstruck Dallas girl. Oliver Peck taught her everything he knows, and then she bailed on him to make a reality show in Miami. Meanwhile, Oliver is still here doing incredible artwork without all the douchey celebrity crap. I don't have any of his work on me, but I've spoken with him while getting one of my pieces finished at Fineline in Garland. I'd kill for his mustache.

/No one speaks of her in this town
//Unless you want to be kicked out of the shop
 
2010-09-03 05:14:58 PM
Madbassist1: zunkus: She is WAS farking sexy, too bad Jesse James is a douche.

Tats are the biggest turn off on the planet. I'd do a fat chick first. I mean FAT


I like the tats.
 
2010-09-03 05:31:12 PM
Well I for one will break with the crowd and say that I love the tats.

/Still a step down from Sandra
 
2010-09-03 05:43:02 PM
 
2010-09-03 05:55:37 PM
I feel perfectly entitled to comment on the personal lives of people I've never met, whose personalities are defined by sensationalistic gossip column postings.

So: geez that girl has let herself go.
 
2010-09-03 06:01:57 PM
nightronin: emocomputerjock: DriftingJesus: that many tats is farking nasty. Shame too since she looks like a pretty girl.

There was a side-by-side where someone airbrushed her tats out. Night and day in terms of hitability. The ink makes her look horrible.

/speaking of hitability, I always wanted a Hit My Points shirt from Yamara
//Mostly obscure reference

the pic your thinking of is not airbrushed. It was Kat promoting her line of cover up makeup


So...she was airbrushed? That stuff doesn't work at all. I was really hoping it would so I could wear it at my wedding, but it was terrible and didn't cover anything. Oh well, I just showed em off and had a fun day anyway.
 
2010-09-03 06:43:51 PM
DeepDownHounds: She's still a starstruck Dallas girl. Oliver Peck taught her everything he knows, and then she bailed on him to make a reality show in Miami. Meanwhile, Oliver is still here doing incredible artwork without all the douchey celebrity crap. I don't have any of his work on me, but I've spoken with him while getting one of my pieces finished at Fineline in Garland. I'd kill for his mustache.

/No one speaks of her in this town
//Unless you want to be kicked out of the shop


So she had an opportunity to advance her artistic career and a whole town hates her because of it? Was she expected to be this dude's indentured servant for the rest of her life?

Funny you disdain "douchey celebrity crap" yet your profile features groupie shots of you with, I am guessing some "celebrities." And you call Kat von D -- who has become very successful -- "starstruck?"
 
2010-09-03 07:38:27 PM
DeusMeh: i'd be worried about them breeding but between the two of them i don't think they could quite work out 'penis goes where?'

regardless...anywhere they go together...damn thats a room packed with stupid




My husband said if they breed they'd have a photocopier. Not really funny but made me snort.
 
2010-09-03 07:42:36 PM
shoegaze99: Nogale: Now, those might not have been the qualities Jesse James was looking for in a wife, but Sandra is not just some pretty face.

That's the key right there. It doesn't matter if she's this or that or whatever. If she wasn't for him, she wasn't for him.

You see it in threads like this all the time, though. "OMG, he had a hot chick, how could he ever" yada yada yada.




True but the way he handled it was wrong. He knew she was not for him yet stuck with her (probably for fame and her relationship with the kids) and screwed around which humiliated her.
 
2010-09-03 07:48:15 PM
In glamour shots, she looks fine. From the ten minutes of her show that I've seen, she looks like a transvestite whose makeup was applied with a trowel.
 
2010-09-03 07:59:51 PM
There's having a few tattoos in normal spots and then there's random pictures all over your legs and neck and face and...you turn into a sketchbook. And they all get faded and look like pencil drawings in some old sketchbook that someone has smudged the shiat out of. And when you get old, they look like someone has spilled coffee on the sketchbook and crumpled the pages up and then unsuccessfully tried to iron them out.

I keep seeing so many people in the tattoo business use themselves as scribble pads. Pick them carefully and frame them appropriately in good spots. Leave some space around them for crying out loud. And don't let any old "artist" have a go at you just because you've all been getting drunk and stoned together, you'll end up looking like a bathroom wall covered in graffiti. Unless, of course, that was the look you were going for.
 
2010-09-03 08:55:57 PM
DeepDownHounds I knew Oliver when we were growing up but never got a tat from him. If you see him, tell him Eika & Jessica said hi (we go back to the days when he was skating behind Ashley's restaurant, see if that jogs his memory)!

Like the pics of Cevin and Ogre. My boyfriend got to play with both of them separately (but not Skinny Puppy), Ogre is definitely the cooler of the two.
 
2010-09-03 09:12:38 PM
Not just all the ugly tats, and the fact that she has a dude face if looked at from certain angles, but if watch her show, you come to realize that she is dumb as dog shiat.
 
2010-09-03 09:17:07 PM
Every time I meet someone with visible tattoos, I automatically think "wow, you have really poor judgment."

Thanks, Kat Von D, for not challenging my worldview.
 
2010-09-03 09:33:55 PM
hailin: nightronin: emocomputerjock: DriftingJesus: that many tats is farking nasty. Shame too since she looks like a pretty girl.

There was a side-by-side where someone airbrushed her tats out. Night and day in terms of hitability. The ink makes her look horrible.

/speaking of hitability, I always wanted a Hit My Points shirt from Yamara
//Mostly obscure reference

the pic your thinking of is not airbrushed. It was Kat promoting her line of cover up makeup

So...she was airbrushed? That stuff doesn't work at all. I was really hoping it would so I could wear it at my wedding, but it was terrible and didn't cover anything. Oh well, I just showed em off and had a fun day anyway.


Tattoo lesson of the day: don't get any that you wouldn't want visible on your wedding day.

/looks like you actually followed that rule
//wife has two
 
2010-09-03 11:27:38 PM
www.whatupthug.com

Yeah, you're all right, she's hideous.

/snark
 
2010-09-03 11:59:32 PM
Wow who would have ever guessed the tatted up skank was a closet Nazi?

/everyone
 
2010-09-04 01:46:30 AM
DeepDownHounds: Oliver Peck taught her everything he knows, and then she bailed on him to make a reality show in Miami.

Yep. Not too many young pretty girls would quit their job as an underling at a Tattoo parlor in Texas to move to Miami and make lots of money being a tv star. I just don't know about these kids today. She should be shunned like in the olden days.
 
2010-09-04 01:49:23 AM
LeafyGreens: Every time I meet someone with visible tattoos, I automatically think "wow, you have really poor judgment."

I don't go quite that far but I've yet to see a single image I know I'd want on my body in a month, let alone twenty years.
 
2010-09-04 02:20:51 AM
Trash always manages to ends up together in the dump.
 
2010-09-04 02:21:39 AM
dougfm: Yeah, you're all right, she's hideous.

/snark


Photoshop is a helluva program.

Double post fark you all.
 
2010-09-04 02:36:35 AM
I have this picture in my head of the two of them getting down with each other, and in my minds eye it looks like Walt Disney threw up.

/the horror...the horror
 
2010-09-04 03:18:23 AM
LeafyGreens: Every time I meet someone with visible tattoos, I automatically think "wow, you have really poor judgment."

Thanks, Kat Von D, for not challenging my worldview.


That's why all of mine are invisible.

/But I know what you mean
//End snark
 
2010-09-04 03:32:18 AM
Does everyone have popcorn in the pantry? Because when Jesse James screws around on Kat and it goes public, I don't think she'll be as restrained as Sandra was.
 
2010-09-04 10:29:26 AM
bump: I thought that was Michael Jackson for a second...

Dear lawd he's got terrible judgement/taste. He had an absolutely beautiful woman by his side, then throws it all away on some tattooed STD petre' dish... Brad Pitt did the same thing - put all his eggs in the skank-basket, ignoring the gorgeous woman right beside him...


Angelina Jolie is a humanitarian. Kat Von D isn't. Angelina is more like Sandra Bullock; Kat Von D is more like Janine Lindemuller.
 
2010-09-04 10:53:09 AM
docbenspock: IKanHazaBukkit: I would WRECK the Kat Von D of Miami Ink.

I may skip paper and go straight to plastic for the LA-Ink Kat Von D.

/I like my girls not coke-nose anorexic.

I'm going to need to see some visual evidence.
\I'd Google it but I'm at work.


She's a lot worse than she lets on apparently. The guy she *was* married to looked like, well, her connection/drug lord. And there was the whole "f*ck party" debacle on her web site which appeared to be some orgy she attended. She'll be on 'faces of meth' soon enough
 
2010-09-04 11:26:23 AM
Wow, I never had Fark pegged as being so prudish about tattoos. Guess I'll go hide my Tyson-face in the corner...
 
2010-09-04 08:18:47 PM
stewbert
Wow, I never had Fark pegged as being so prudish about tattoos. Guess I'll go hide my Tyson-face in the corner...

You think that's bad, you should hear them talk about strippers...
 
2010-09-05 02:18:47 AM
Ick! way too many tats.
 
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