MaxxLarge: You guys remember those old Bugs Bunny cartoons? Where someone mixed up a big ol' pot of poison, and then when they pulled the spoon out, it was all dissolved, and smoldering a little? I have a feeling that's what would happen to your peener if you put it in her.

And yet, I would risk it in a nanosecond.

For a moment, I thought you were talking about Bugs Bunny in drag, and I was already going to write to agree with you.

Well, yeah, that comparison works too.

Well, at least he's finally hooking up with the level of skank whore that he deserves. They look ready to move into the trailer park and raise a litter.

What the hell happened to her face? She was so pretty, facial tats notwithstanding. Now she's got a Joan Rivers thing going.

She looks like a tranny in that pic. Not sure if I've seen any other pictures of her though. Maybe that's just her. Who is she?

she looks like amy winehouse with kidney failure

that many tats is farking nasty. Shame too since she looks like a pretty girl.

She really is a complete farking idiot.

DriftingJesus: that many tats is farking nasty. Shame too since she looks like a pretty girl.

There was a side-by-side where someone airbrushed her tats out. Night and day in terms of hitability. The ink makes her look horrible.

/speaking of hitability, I always wanted a Hit My Points shirt from Yamara
//Mostly obscure reference

"Kat Von D: I'm in Love with Jesse James"



NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I would WRECK the Kat Von D of Miami Ink.

I may skip paper and go straight to plastic for the LA-Ink Kat Von D.

/I like my girls not coke-nose anorexic.

Whether it's Roseanne Barr or Kid Rock, America has to have at least one white trash celebrity of the moment.

IKanHazaBukkit: I would WRECK the Kat Von D of Miami Ink.

I may skip paper and go straight to plastic for the LA-Ink Kat Von D.

/I like my girls not coke-nose anorexic.

I'm going to need to see some visual evidence.
\I'd Google it but I'm at work.

I have no clue who this chick is.

/looks a picture

I still have no clue who this chick is.

emocomputerjock: DriftingJesus: that many tats is farking nasty. Shame too since she looks like a pretty girl.

There was a side-by-side where someone airbrushed her tats out. Night and day in terms of hitability. The ink makes her look horrible.

/speaking of hitability, I always wanted a Hit My Points shirt from Yamara
//Mostly obscure reference

the pic your thinking of is not airbrushed. It was Kat promoting her line of cover up makeup

She should see a doctor about that skin rash

Maybe ... I don't know ... I'm thinking about it ... No. Never mind. I'm just going to get on the net and rub one out to some amature pron. But thanks anyway.

Her shop from the TV show is right down the street from me... I've never once seen a single character from that show ever inside... Its seemingly pretty much a fictional Hollywood concoction, as if you couldn't guess.

That is an awful picture of her. I don't particularly like tattoos, but I've always thought Kat Von D was pretty hot.

PainInTheASP: Wow. I bet they have grape crochfruit.

More like:

foil helmet guy: She should see a doctor about that skin rash

No, that's just Jesse

but I thought she was "dating" Nikki Sixx?!?

Won't SOMEONE please think of Nikki?

She's so whiney, just reminds me of an 8th grade girl who is upset when someone says something mean to her. Yes, I am jealous of how hot she is, but she's still a whiner.

oof she's a hard looking ticket

Never fall in love when you are the rebound fark.

Cleans up nice...

He's a terribly ugly fellow who always appears to have a wad of skoal in his lip, yet somehow he still gets action.
I can understand some no name broad wanting a little celebrity cock so she can maybe get her face in People magazine, but how the fark does he get chicks who already have fame and fortune?

It's like he's learned some ancient booty gettin' secret.

That looks like someone put her head on another body.

wee: Calmamity: She brays everything she says. She's a brayer. It's an unattractive trait.

That and she's a high-functioning retard. I don't get the attraction.

Some guys look for and appreciate high-functioning Palinistic women

bump: He had an absolutely beautiful woman by his side, then throws it all away on some tattooed STD petre' dish... Brad Pitt did the same thing - put all his eggs in the skank-basket, ignoring the gorgeous woman right beside him...

Maybe neither he nor Brad actually, you know, liked their previous gals. Being pretty doesn't make you a joy to be with. And it's not like either of them switched to chubby, ugly beasts.

PYROY: He's a terribly ugly fellow who always appears to have a wad of skoal in his lip, yet somehow he still gets action.
I can understand some no name broad wanting a little celebrity cock so she can maybe get her face in People magazine, but how the fark does he get chicks who already have fame and fortune?

It's like he's learned some ancient booty gettin' secret.

Yea.. it's called a metric butt-ton of money.

Some women look more attractive with Tatoo's she is not one of them she did a shoot for sephora with full body make up and she looks like this...



vs.



that and she has Rumor Willis face ...

ghostfart: spookyfaust: Cleans up nice...

With Photoshop, I can clean anyone up nice. I can also give myself a nice set of tits, and I'm a dude.

EIP!

ghostfart: spookyfaust: Cleans up nice...

With Photoshop, I can clean anyone up nice. I can also give myself a nice set of tits, and I'm a dude.

Thanks for saving me the trouble of clicking on your screenname.

She is farking sexy, too bad Jesse James is a douche.

Nogale: Now, those might not have been the qualities Jesse James was looking for in a wife, but Sandra is not just some pretty face.

That's the key right there. It doesn't matter if she's this or that or whatever. If she wasn't for him, she wasn't for him.

You see it in threads like this all the time, though. "OMG, he had a hot chick, how could he ever" yada yada yada.

"I've never had a library card in my life."