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(Globe and Mail) Strange Magistrate decrees logodaedaelian hoosegow cageling may retain his thesaurus. You presented this typescript with a more frumptuous epigraph   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 63
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GooberMcFly [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 10:26:58 AM
Piquant epigraph, epigraph tenderer.

/augment singular
 
zz9
2010-09-03 10:30:41 AM
He clearly wants to embiggen his mind.


/It's a perfectly cromulent word.
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 10:54:57 AM
Judge says B.C. inmate can have thesaurus

If the guy's alive after 2000 years, he can have pretty much any damn thing he wants.
 
DannyJunior [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 10:59:37 AM
Frigid tale, brethren
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 11:32:29 AM
Dennis Miller is in prison?
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 12:06:24 PM
Magistrate had his head cut off man.
 
notmtwain
2010-09-03 12:16:11 PM
cas-ncr-nter03.cas-satj.gc.ca

Judge Harrington


Mackay v. Canada (Attorney General) (2010 FC 856)
 (Full text of the judge's decision)
 
HardSalami
2010-09-03 01:02:13 PM
SurfaceTension: Judge says B.C. inmate can have thesaurus

If the guy's alive after 2000 years, he can have pretty much any damn thing he wants.

hahahaha

//thanks for that
 
AbbeySomeone [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 01:03:00 PM
That headline is perfectly cromulent.
 
Coconice
2010-09-03 01:04:07 PM
I like it.

Your domesticated canine is pining for bovine flesh.
 
valar_morghulis
2010-09-03 01:05:40 PM
This particular locale is preposterously droll without the exposure of teats, and I will ask you to remove yourself if said yielding of teats is not met forthwith.
 
Psychohazard
2010-09-03 01:05:56 PM
Subby couldn't find another word for thesaurus?

/not obscure
 
Make More Hinjews
2010-09-03 01:07:05 PM
notmtwain: Judge Harrington

Mackay v. Canada (Attorney General) (2010 FC 856)
(Full text of the judge's decision)

4chan is not your personal army.

/ Wait.....
 
Mad Scientist
2010-09-03 01:07:22 PM
I'm anus-peptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have
caused you such pericombobulation.
 
one0nine
2010-09-03 01:07:52 PM
Frumptuous Epigraph? Weren't they the opening act for The Dangling Participles?*

*fun fact: this was an actual band name which I have personally seen
 
elev8meL8r
2010-09-03 01:07:56 PM
This triumvirate of Twinkies merely overpowered my resolve.

ooo, a sextet of ale!
 
Mad Scientist
2010-09-03 01:09:10 PM
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.
 
namegoeshere [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 01:11:11 PM
SurfaceTension: Judge says B.C. inmate can have thesaurus

If the guy's alive after 2000 years, he can have pretty much any damn thing he wants.

You, sir, have kindled me to cachinnate.
 
Rapmaster2000
2010-09-03 01:12:13 PM
This headline is the 3rd Google result for logodaedaelian.
 
eggrolls [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 01:15:04 PM
Klaatu barada nikto.
 
ClipJoint
2010-09-03 01:15:28 PM
I always wondered what Kiedis was talking about in "Give It Away" when he says "No time for the piggies or the hoosegow", but never bothered to look up the word. Thanks to Fark, today I looked it up.

Thanks Fark.com!
 
StaceyNC
2010-09-03 01:16:18 PM
i247.photobucket.com
 
Uzzah
2010-09-03 01:18:22 PM
img714.imageshack.us
 
scumbucket
2010-09-03 01:20:16 PM
www.bbc.co.uk

I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericumbobulation!

/hot
 
skunk_4u
2010-09-03 01:21:12 PM
Additional scoring unit, Headline Entrant
 
DownDaRiver [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 01:24:30 PM
I need a thesaurus to read/understand this thread.

But beyond that, inmates can have up to $1500.00 in personal belongings? WTF?
What, does he have a flat screen, surround sound and a Lazyboy in his cell?
 
StaceyNC
2010-09-03 01:24:43 PM
HansensDisease [TotalFark] Quote 2010-09-03 11:38:02 AM
It's logodaedalian not logodaedaelian.

Learn to spell, dumbass.

i247.photobucket.com
 
Ivo Shandor
2010-09-03 01:28:45 PM
Mad Scientist: I'm anus-peptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation.

Well done. You win a sausage.
 
MrKevvy
2010-09-03 01:34:13 PM
Ivo Shandor:

Well done. You win a sausage.

Sausage?!?!? Sausage?!?!!!11one
 
Fra_dat_da
2010-09-03 01:36:56 PM
Fornicate the constables
 
professor_tom
2010-09-03 01:40:25 PM
> Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father ...

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!
 
Coco LaFemme
2010-09-03 01:47:52 PM
Mad Scientist: I'm anus-peptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have
caused you such pericombobulation.


I love that episode.
 
MasterThief [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 01:50:46 PM
In the first instance, I felt strangely perplexed.

But upon further reflection, I chortled most heartily.
 
busy chillin'
2010-09-03 01:55:38 PM
My favorite dinosaur is the thesaurus.
 
Millennium
2010-09-03 01:57:29 PM
What is he in for if he wants a thesaurus so badly? Writing The Eye of Argon or something?
 
catzies
2010-09-03 01:59:45 PM
DannyJunior: Frigid tale, brethren

That would look great on Joseph Ducreux.
 
radioman_
2010-09-03 02:13:24 PM
I just know a few short words, but I use them well.
 
NittLion78
2010-09-03 02:19:56 PM
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
 
PlusCestLaMeme
2010-09-03 02:25:45 PM
logodaedaly - definition of logodaedaly by the Free Online ...
Rare. a cunning with words; verbal legerdemain. Also logodaedalus. See also: Language. How to thank TFD for its existence? Tell a friend about us, ...
www.thefreedictionary.com/logodaedaly - Cached - Similar

Ah, a cunning linguist.
 
Tillmaster
2010-09-03 02:26:30 PM
The bastard was intending to write notes in his book. Hanging's too good for him.
 
Smeggy Smurf
2010-09-03 02:27:02 PM
valar_morghulis: This particular locale is preposterously droll without the exposure of teats, and I will ask you to remove yourself if said yielding of teats is not met forthwith.

Verily
 
HoozierDaddy
2010-09-03 02:29:40 PM
What, no synonym for "retain"?
 
yankeefan654
2010-09-03 02:30:26 PM
Well done subby.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 02:30:45 PM
I think I understood 9 of those words...
 
nytmare
2010-09-03 02:32:04 PM
What would MacGyver do with a thesaurus?
 
professor_tom
2010-09-03 02:39:21 PM
nytmare: What would MacGyver do with a thesaurus?

Duct-tape it over a hole in a sinking boat?
 
Son of Thunder
2010-09-03 02:45:53 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
"Effulgent."
 
Studson
2010-09-03 02:47:09 PM
Tillmaster: The bastard was intending to write notes in his book. Hanging's too good for him.

I implore of thee, wholly abstain from enabling the kobold to masticate.
 
Studson
2010-09-03 02:57:51 PM
Millennium: What is he in for if he wants a thesaurus so badly? Writing The Eye of Argon or something?

Misanthropes ineluctably will harbor feelings of animosity.
 
InternationalShoe
2010-09-03 03:05:14 PM
Studson: Tillmaster: The bastard was intending to write notes in his book. Hanging's too good for him.

I implore of thee, wholly abstain from enabling the kobold to masticate.

I discern that which you have accomplished thither.
 
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