FARK.com: (5596409) You've got to wonder what she thinks she'll catch after a woman puts a flash light down the back of her pants and a fishing reel down the front

		You've got to wonder what she thinks she'll catch after a woman puts a flash light down the back of her pants and a fishing reel down the front (nwfdailynews.com)		54
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horse-pheathers

2010-09-03 02:44:31 AM

Red snapper, of course.

PacManDreaming

2010-09-03 03:04:24 AM

FTA: "A 39-year-old woman was charged with retail theft after she was seen putting Walmart merchandise down her pants."

How did she have enough room in her polyester stretch pants to fit anything larger than a prion in the back of them, much less a flashlight?

ultraholland

2010-09-03 03:19:03 AM

a retail theft charge

Mad-n-FL

2010-09-03 06:20:56 AM

Just do not ask where she had the bottle of wine....

tennessee.hillbilly

2010-09-03 06:26:48 AM

Read that as "fleshlight". Need coffee.

Freak

2010-09-03 06:30:23 AM

She just takes things too literally. Her boyfriend told her she couldn't find her ass with two hands and a flashlight.

Day_Old_Dutchie

2010-09-03 06:31:30 AM

Oh, yeah? What about that story with the handcuffs?

Atascadero woman hides handcuffs (new window)

IS there anything they cannot do?

give me doughnuts

2010-09-03 06:36:56 AM

Crabs?

betona

2010-09-03 06:37:21 AM

Is that a flashlight in your pants or are you happy to see me?

Jacques Lestrap

2010-09-03 06:40:12 AM

My car keys?

Bob_Sled

2010-09-03 06:41:25 AM

That's reely sad. She may have had better luck putting them up a skirt.

HumbertoEcho

2010-09-03 06:44:03 AM

Perhaps this?

HumbertoEcho

2010-09-03 06:45:23 AM

Sorry, there are so many awesome pics here I have to post the link too...

Link (new window)

Safe For Work, but not Deuteronomy... ;)

red5ish

2010-09-03 07:09:15 AM

Some folks like to get their Christmas shopping done early, and Walmart has such great bargains.

Clete Orris

2010-09-03 07:10:06 AM

horse-pheathers: Red snapper, of course.

Done in one.

WIN

ejwsod36

2010-09-03 07:21:48 AM

Fish Tacos?

red5ish

2010-09-03 07:23:50 AM

Pocket fisherman.

Monkey MKIII

2010-09-03 07:28:00 AM

betona: Is that a flashlight in your pants or are you happy to see me?

Dude, when the flashlight is down the *back* of the pants it's a whole other story!

Ron T Davenport

2010-09-03 07:31:35 AM

betona: Is that a flashlight in the back of your pants or are you just ~~happy~~ crappy to see me?

/i've got nothin'

Monkey MKIII

2010-09-03 07:36:01 AM

Ron T Davenport: betona: Is that a flashlight in the back of your pants or are you just happy crappy to see me?

/i've got nothin'

high five.

naughtyrev

2010-09-03 07:36:02 AM

Tuna delight?

wickedMule

2010-09-03 07:37:23 AM

Trouser trout?

tafka

2010-09-03 07:38:26 AM

I thought the obvious answer was crabs, which begs the question 'why a fishing line & not a crab pot?'.

BubbaJones

2010-09-03 07:42:11 AM

Monkey MKIII: betona: Is that a flashlight in your pants or are you happy to see me?

Dude, when the flashlight is down the *back* of the pants it's a whole other story!

She was hoping for Roll Up Your Backside prices

Ron T Davenport

2010-09-03 07:45:21 AM

naughtyrev: Tuna delight?

She was in a WalMart. Believe me, there's no delight with that tuna.

/just threw up a little in my mouth

Poorboytech2000

2010-09-03 07:47:02 AM

How else was she suppose to get the gerbil out?

Hawnkee

2010-09-03 07:50:20 AM

Nightcrawlers?

Biness

2010-09-03 08:09:35 AM

CRABS!