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(NW Florida Daily News) Florida You've got to wonder what she thinks she'll catch after a woman puts a flash light down the back of her pants and a fishing reel down the front   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 54
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2010-09-03 02:44:31 AM
Red snapper, of course.
 
2010-09-03 03:04:24 AM
FTA: "A 39-year-old woman was charged with retail theft after she was seen putting Walmart merchandise down her pants."

How did she have enough room in her polyester stretch pants to fit anything larger than a prion in the back of them, much less a flashlight?
 
2010-09-03 03:19:03 AM
a retail theft charge
 
2010-09-03 06:20:56 AM
Just do not ask where she had the bottle of wine....
 
2010-09-03 06:26:48 AM
Read that as "fleshlight". Need coffee.
 
2010-09-03 06:30:23 AM
She just takes things too literally. Her boyfriend told her she couldn't find her ass with two hands and a flashlight.
 
2010-09-03 06:31:30 AM
Oh, yeah? What about that story with the handcuffs?

Atascadero woman hides handcuffs (new window)

IS there anything they cannot do?
 
2010-09-03 06:36:56 AM
Crabs?
 
2010-09-03 06:37:21 AM
Is that a flashlight in your pants or are you happy to see me?
 
2010-09-03 06:40:12 AM
My car keys?
 
2010-09-03 06:41:25 AM
That's reely sad. She may have had better luck putting them up a skirt.
 
2010-09-03 06:44:03 AM
i217.photobucket.com

Perhaps this?
 
2010-09-03 06:45:23 AM
Sorry, there are so many awesome pics here I have to post the link too...

Link (new window)

Safe For Work, but not Deuteronomy... ;)
 
2010-09-03 07:09:15 AM
Some folks like to get their Christmas shopping done early, and Walmart has such great bargains.
 
2010-09-03 07:10:06 AM
horse-pheathers: Red snapper, of course.

Done in one.

WIN
 
2010-09-03 07:21:48 AM
Fish Tacos?
 
2010-09-03 07:23:50 AM
Pocket fisherman.
 
2010-09-03 07:28:00 AM
betona: Is that a flashlight in your pants or are you happy to see me?

Dude, when the flashlight is down the *back* of the pants it's a whole other story!
 
2010-09-03 07:31:35 AM
betona: Is that a flashlight in the back of your pants or are you just happy crappy to see me?

/i've got nothin'
 
2010-09-03 07:36:01 AM
Ron T Davenport: betona: Is that a flashlight in the back of your pants or are you just happy crappy to see me?

/i've got nothin'


high five.
 
2010-09-03 07:36:02 AM
Tuna delight?
 
2010-09-03 07:37:23 AM
Trouser trout?
 
2010-09-03 07:38:26 AM
I thought the obvious answer was crabs, which begs the question 'why a fishing line & not a crab pot?'.
 
2010-09-03 07:42:11 AM
Monkey MKIII: betona: Is that a flashlight in your pants or are you happy to see me?

Dude, when the flashlight is down the *back* of the pants it's a whole other story!


She was hoping for Roll Up Your Backside prices
 
2010-09-03 07:45:21 AM
naughtyrev: Tuna delight?

She was in a WalMart. Believe me, there's no delight with that tuna.

/just threw up a little in my mouth
 
2010-09-03 07:47:02 AM
How else was she suppose to get the gerbil out?
 
2010-09-03 07:50:20 AM
Nightcrawlers?
 
2010-09-03 08:09:35 AM
CRABS!
 
2010-09-03 08:22:21 AM
Biness: CRABS!

Only 19 posts too late. You almost made it.
 
2010-09-03 08:32:51 AM
Ron T Davenport: Biness: CRABS!

Only 19 posts too late. You almost made it.


CRAPS!
 
2010-09-03 09:06:15 AM
Browntrout?
 
2010-09-03 09:10:10 AM
Catfish or a snapping turtle.
 
2010-09-03 09:12:39 AM
Muskie?
 
2010-09-03 09:17:13 AM
They didn't find the hot dog then?
 
2010-09-03 09:25:13 AM
I don't know what she's up to, but my question is: Why was I not invited? Sounds like a good time to me.
 
2010-09-03 09:25:43 AM
Clamming.
 
2010-09-03 09:27:18 AM
Poorboytech2000: How else was she suppose to get the gerbil out?

Nature's *other* Habitrail.
 
2010-09-03 09:27:25 AM
Purple Starfish?
 
2010-09-03 09:29:24 AM
She's a hooker with a real hot ass?
 
2010-09-03 09:31:34 AM
How does petty shoplifting make it into the news? Doesn't this happen like dozens of times a day?
 
2010-09-03 09:44:45 AM
C'mon guys. It was to help Lemiwinks find the Sparrow Prince.
mcneillr.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-09-03 10:00:49 AM
Wedding tackle
 
2010-09-03 10:13:42 AM
Night fishing for brown sharks
 
2010-09-03 10:18:46 AM
Bearded clam?
 
2010-09-03 10:23:09 AM
 
2010-09-03 10:23:11 AM
www.svnereida.com

Hai Guys! What's going on in this thread?
 
2010-09-03 10:30:22 AM
horse-pheathers: Red snapper, of course.

i.ytimg.com


Very Tasty!
 
2010-09-03 10:37:28 AM
Hmmm, who knew drug dealers went fishing at night?
 
2010-09-03 10:43:17 AM
After being arrested the woman was quoted as saying; "Well it smelled like fish, so...."


/I'm so very sorry
 
2010-09-03 10:50:39 AM
Whisker biscuit?
 
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