or more than 3% of the active ingredient..

I thought people who got tattoos with Japanese characters were practicing homeopathy. What a bummer.

There goes the science.

/I use no homeopathy so I get the maximum effect
//homopathy

But homeopathy can claim no side effects. Take that modern medicine!

So yeah, the lowest common denominator, n' stuff.

Doctor Jan Itor: homopathy

Is that when you barely touch a naked man in order to cure the ghey?

My mom swears by this stuff. I've been thinking about telling her I have access to a cheap supplier and then just giving her bottles filled with tap water, but for some reason this just seems mean.

Meanwhile... at the Homeopathy Factory...



Grunka-lunka, dunkity-gredients
You should not ask about the nonexistent ingredients!

Yet - the fewer people who practise homeopathy, the more potent it will become...

Seems to me that homeopathy is about people trying to take control over their own healthcare when they find they are incapable of understanding actual medical science. Because science and maths and stuff is just too hard.

Sudden thoughts of batteries and being flushed filled me with terror. Until I found this:

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5545321

/carrion

These are more funny.

itazurakko: Now if they start ripping into various of the native woo, THEN things could get even more interesting

Not amused, you c0cksucker!

/hawt

If homeopathy was true, diamond rings would prevent divorce.

andino: My mom swears by this stuff. I've been thinking about telling her I have access to a cheap supplier and then just giving her bottles filled with tap water, but for some reason this just seems mean profitable.

Waiting for the first person to come along here and equate homoeopathy with phytopharmacy.

Please, please, please.

/pharmaceutical sciences degree, biatches

VonEvilstein: Waiting for the first person to come along here and equate homoeopathy with phytopharmacy.

Please, please, please.

/pharmaceutical sciences degree, biatches

I don't think it's a competition.

Sun God: VonEvilstein: Waiting for the first person to come along here and equate homoeopathy with phytopharmacy.

Please, please, please.

/pharmaceutical sciences degree, biatches

I don't think it's a competition.

Look, it's Friday, I've had a tough week, and I want to educate some fools.

Is a little big of smug superiority going into the weekend too much to ask?

VonEvilstein: Sun God: VonEvilstein: Waiting for the first person to come along here and equate homoeopathy with phytopharmacy.

Please, please, please.

/pharmaceutical sciences degree, biatches

I don't think it's a competition.

Look, it's Friday, I've had a tough week, and I want to educate some fools.

Is a little big of smug superiority going into the weekend too much to ask?

Oh alright. They ARE the same thing for all intents and purposes. There, how's that? Now start your rant.

/never say I didn't give you anything.

VonEvilstein: ook, it's Friday, I've had a tough week, and I want to educate some fools.

Is a little big of smug superiority going into the weekend too much to ask?

Hell. I spent the afternoon looking at Steampunk hardware.

Homeopathy is the belief that if you bombard yourself with steadily weakened substances you think you are allergic to, you will no longer be allergic to those things.
This is sort of true, but mostly not true in terms of overall health. The way vaccines work is by making your body think it is being invaded, but the invasion is by dead viruses. So, vaccines are actually homeopathic.

VonEvilstein: Waiting for the first person to come along here and equate homoeopathy with phytopharmacy.

Bah. You've spoiled it now.

Sun God: VonEvilstein: ook, it's Friday, I've had a tough week, and I want to educate some fools.

Is a little big of smug superiority going into the weekend too much to ask?

Hell. I spent the afternoon looking at Steampunk hardware.

Homeopathy is the belief that if you bombard yourself with steadily weakened substances you think you are allergic to, you will no longer be allergic to those things.
This is sort of true, but mostly not true in terms of overall health. The way vaccines work is by making your body think it is being invaded, but the invasion is by dead viruses. So, vaccines are actually homeopathic.

Eh, I'd disagree.

Vaccines work, therefore they can't be homeopathy.

.

That was a homeopathic post.

spartywrx: Vaccines work, therefore they can't be homeopathy.

Homeopathy is exactly how vaccines work. It's just not the term scientists like to use.

Sun God: spartywrx: Vaccines work, therefore they can't be homeopathy.

Homeopathy is exactly how vaccines work. It's just not the term scientists like to use.

Really? So next time there's a pandemic and we have a shortage of vaccines, we should dilute what we have left! Then they'll be even more effective! And cheaper!

And no, developing immune tolerance through exposure is not how homeopathy works. A homeopathic cure for insomnia would be to take a 20C dilution of caffeine.

eat_dolphins: Sun God: spartywrx: Vaccines work, therefore they can't be homeopathy.

Homeopathy is exactly how vaccines work. It's just not the term scientists like to use.

Really? So next time there's a pandemic and we have a shortage of vaccines, we should dilute what we have left! Then they'll be even more effective! And cheaper!

And no, developing immune tolerance through exposure is not how homeopathy works. A homeopathic cure for insomnia would be to take a 20C dilution of caffeine.

A pandemic of what? And, yes, diluting the vaccine probably wouldn't matter. Whatever disease you're thinking of.

/not sure what a 20C dilution of caffeine might be. Sounds awesome.

That Mitchell and Webb Look: Homeopathic A&E
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Oznog: Meanwhile... at the Homeopathy Factory...



Grunka-lunka, dunkity-gredients
You should not ask about the nonexistent ingredients!



You've got a degree in baloney!

eat_dolphins: And no, developing immune tolerance through exposure is not how homeopathy works

How does homeopathy work?

Sun God: VonEvilstein: ook, it's Friday, I've had a tough week, and I want to educate some fools.

Is a little big of smug superiority going into the weekend too much to ask?

Hell. I spent the afternoon looking at Steampunk hardware.

Homeopathy is the belief that if you bombard yourself with steadily weakened substances you think you are allergic to, you will no longer be allergic to those things.

Uh oh. Someone doesn't have a clue about what homeopathy is.

Sun God: spartywrx: Vaccines work, therefore they can't be homeopathy.

Homeopathy is exactly how vaccines work. It's just not the term scientists like to use.

No, you simply don't have the faintest clue about what homeopathy is, let alone the pseudo-scientific basis it is built upon.

jingks: But homeopathy can claim no side effects. Take that modern medicine!

FTFY.

GreatBunzinni: Sun God: spartywrx: Vaccines work, therefore they can't be homeopathy.

Homeopathy is exactly how vaccines work. It's just not the term scientists like to use.


No, you simply don't have the faintest clue about what homeopathy is, let alone the pseudo-scientific basis it is built upon.

Homeopathy is the idea that the more you ingest of a substance you are allergic to, the more your body will resist the allergy and form antibodies. That's it. That's what homeopathy is. And it's bunkum.

That's actually what vaccines do as well. Inject weakened/dead viruses into a human being and they will become immune to that particular virus, but the virus is still alive.

Human science hasn't learned jack shiat on how to kill viruses in the human body. We don't even understand if viruses are alive or not.

Sun God: GreatBunzinni: Sun God: spartywrx: Vaccines work, therefore they can't be homeopathy.

Homeopathy is exactly how vaccines work. It's just not the term scientists like to use.


No, you simply don't have the faintest clue about what homeopathy is, let alone the pseudo-scientific basis it is built upon.

Homeopathy is the idea that the more you ingest of a substance you are allergic to, the more your body will resist the allergy and form antibodies. That's it. That's what homeopathy is. And it's bunkum.

That's actually what vaccines do as well. Inject weakened/dead viruses into a human being and they will become immune to that particular virus, but the virus is still alive.

Human science hasn't learned jack shiat on how to kill viruses in the human body. We don't even understand if viruses are alive or not.

No.

There are antivirals. Valacyclovir, gancyclovir, acyclovir, AZT and others. They don't directly kill, but shut down replication mechanisms.

As for homeopathy, a homeopathic HIV vaccine would be giving someone a dilute solution of the virus, at normal strength. The weakened/killed part is crucial here, and homeopathy doesn't do that.

Sun God: GreatBunzinni: Sun God: spartywrx: Vaccines work, therefore they can't be homeopathy.

Homeopathy is exactly how vaccines work. It's just not the term scientists like to use.


No, you simply don't have the faintest clue about what homeopathy is, let alone the pseudo-scientific basis it is built upon.

Homeopathy is the idea that the more you ingest of a substance you are allergic to, the more your body will resist the allergy and form antibodies. That's it. That's what homeopathy is. And it's bunkum.

That's actually what vaccines do as well. Inject weakened/dead viruses into a human being and they will become immune to that particular virus, but the virus is still alive.

Human science hasn't learned jack shiat on how to kill viruses in the human body. We don't even understand if viruses are alive or not.

So what you're saying is, if we let you post here once or twice a year, Fark will become a place of intelligence?

Surely by now all water must have a memory of all disease. Therefore, by drinking water every day i conclude i am invincible.

Thank you science homeopathy

Sun God Homeopathy is the idea that the more you ingest of a substance you are allergic to, the more your body will resist the allergy and form antibodies. That's it. That's what homeopathy is. And it's bunkum.

That's actually what vaccines do as well. Inject weakened/dead viruses into a human being and they will become immune to that particular virus, but the virus is still alive.

Human science hasn't learned jack shiat on how to kill viruses in the human body. We don't even understand if viruses are alive or not.

Actually. Homeopathy is the notion that water has a "memory" of whatever it comes into contact with and that by making a dilution of something and then repeatedly diluting it over and over to the point that not a single molecule of the original substance exists, that you somehow increase its efficacy. Then a person ingests this magic water on a like for like basis of their symptoms and is magically cured.

It is utter bollocks of course as study after study have conclusively demonstrated. It's a textbook case of placebo medicine practiced by quacks and woo woos.

Vaccines do not work on the same principle whatsoever. A vaccine contains very real, weakened or killed microorganism or biproduct which is injected to stimulate an immune response and to train the immune system to fight off a real infection.

Vaccines work and are extremely effective. This has been proven in study after study and can be observed simply by noting the complete absence of some truly horrific diseases that were commonplace just 100 years ago.

The funny part is watching the woo woos jump through the mental hoops necessary to convince themselves that homeopathy is real, and that vaccines are not.

I have said nothing in support of homeopathy. I have criticized it.
I have said nothing against vaccines. Just against viruses.

drxym: Actually. Homeopathy is the notion that water has a "memory" of whatever it comes into contact with and that by making a dilution of something and then repeatedly diluting it over and over to the point that not a single molecule of the original substance exists, that you somehow increase its efficacy. Then a person ingests this magic water on a like for like basis of their symptoms and is magically cured.

I guess I'm drowned into memory. Homeopathically water-boarded.

Sun God: GreatBunzinni: Sun God: spartywrx: Vaccines work, therefore they can't be homeopathy.

Homeopathy is exactly how vaccines work. It's just not the term scientists like to use.


No, you simply don't have the faintest clue about what homeopathy is, let alone the pseudo-scientific basis it is built upon.

Homeopathy is the idea that the more you ingest of a substance you are allergic to, the more your body will resist the allergy and form antibodies. That's it. That's what homeopathy is. And it's bunkum.

That's actually what vaccines do as well. Inject weakened/dead viruses into a human being and they will become immune to that particular virus, but the virus is still alive.

Human science hasn't learned jack shiat on how to kill viruses in the human body. We don't even understand if viruses are alive or not.

That is where you are wrong. Homeopaths seek to have the least possible amount of the substance. In one case there was a homeopathic "cure" made in Britain that relied on, I believe, duck liver. Putting aside the fact that it is unlikely duck liver makes any sense in a "like cures like" scenario, unless you are plagued with spontaneous growth of the internal organs of water fowl, the quantity they required was so minute that, each year, they required only one duck. They have been reaching dilution levels so high that researchers cannot find any trace of the key ingredients in tested samples.