Wow..that..was exactly as white trash as expected. Go chavs!

Sappy as in something noxious and sticky that you can't wash off sapmitter? Why don't we have a white trash tag?

Color me unsurprised by their appearance.

That's so white trash. When I get married it's gonna be in a S-mart cause I shop smart.

atomic-age: Color me unsurprised by their appearance.

They look like a couple of winners

AAAAAaaaHHHhhhh!
My eyes - I'm blind!

Good thing there's a vision center in this Walmart.

They look exactly as I had imagined them, They look like extras from "Idiocracy."

Bridesmaids in aisle 10.
Buying dresses in size 16
Hot pink Orlon pant suits for the ladies and dark blue sweatsuits for the men.

NYZooMan: FarkLib Bigot thread!!

Come and giv'em Bigotboys!

Right, because judging people for the choices they make that lead to a lifestyle of sloth, obesity and ignorance when they live in a country that allows them every opportunity to better themselves both socially and intellectually is bigotry.

Whereas judging people the way conservatives do - by their sexuality, skin color, religion different from their own - that's all A-OK.

NYZooMan: FarkLib Bigot thread!!

Come and giv'em Bigotboys!

I can't block you because I love reading retardation while drunk

NYZooMan: FarkLib Bigot thread!!

Come and giv'em Bigotboys!

honestly, don't you ever get bored of being angry?

Congratulations on the nuptuals you are a butiful bride~

182: *waits for the ghetto prom pics*

go ahead...I know you wanna







Is this what you where looking for?

He must be great in the sack. Why else would an Assistant Manager at Walmart marry a lowly shelf stocker.
Well done son, you married up.

farkingismybusiness: That's so white trash. When I get married it's gonna be in a S-mart cause I shop smart.


/hot

Are they going to look like I'd expect?

*clicks link*

Yep.

This is a good thread for Fark Intellectuals™ to feel good about their own pathetic lives.

GonadtheBarbarian: This is a good thread for Fark Intellectuals™ to feel good about their own pathetic lives.

Derp

GonadtheBarbarian: This is a good thread for Fark Intellectuals™ to feel good about their own pathetic lives.

This from someone in Pennsylvania?
Oh, I get it, they're you're friends or family.

They sound fat.

*clicks link*

Yep.

Did they tie cans to an electric scooter and ride off into the parking lot?

Goetz: Awwwww.
Fat People get no love.
How many Farkers posting here are "big boned"?

We would answer that, but most of us have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

Goetz: Awwwww.
Fat People get no love.
How many Farkers posting here are "big boned"?

I'm sorry, I'd love to respond to your query, but I have a workout to continue.

djkutch: Is this the sanctity of marriage thing we hear about?

B..B..BUT TEH GHEYS!

Walmart now offers low prices on wedding and even offer you a bride. Brides maid are optional. Rollback prices on wedding dresses and tuxedos. (Fat brides cost extra, Does not guarantee they will have teeth.) Rent your self a honey moon suite at one of our luxury trailer park.

GonadtheBarbarian: This is a good thread for Fark Intellectuals™ to feel good about their own pathetic lives.

What's wrong, did one of those two beat you for Employee of the Month?

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Goetz:

Awwwww.
Fat People get no love.
How many Farkers posting here are "big boned"?


Why yes, I do have a rather large- oh, you mean fat, don't you?

/never mind.

The cake was spectacular.

wtfisthat: 182: *waits for the ghetto prom pics*

go ahead...I know you wanna

Is this what you where looking for?

Ok, see that guy with the spiked hair? I would have totally gone to prom with him. Or maybe a concert instead. Seriously. At least he wouldn't be boring.

Been done before.

http://www.stpetersburgtimes.com/2002/05/18/TampaBay/Wal_Mart_wedding.shtml

But I happened to be in the store for that one.

farkingismybusiness: That's so white trash. When I get married it's gonna be in a S-mart cause I shop smart.

I guess it's going to be a shotgun wedding

The All-Powerful Atheismo: farkingismybusiness: That's so white trash. When I get married it's gonna be in a S-mart cause I shop smart.

I guess it's going to be a shotgun wedding

Just make sure you say ALL the words when you pledge vows

The only union that Wal-Mart will allow in their store.

Fark weddings...I want to see a Walmart funeral.

Arklop: Fark weddings...I want to see a Walmart funeral.

As you wish (new window)

Too be honest? I DON'T want to know what the divorce rate will be for anyone getting married today.

/Why commit, when you know it's bound to fail?

CasperImproved: Too be honest? I DON'T want to know what the divorce rate will be for anyone getting married today.

/Why commit, when you know it's bound to fail?

Wow, great outlook there.

/fun at parties
//

RayD8: CasperImproved: Too be honest? I DON'T want to know what the divorce rate will be for anyone getting married today.

/Why commit, when you know it's bound to fail?

Wow, great outlook there.

/fun at parties
//

Since I was served with divorce papers today after a 28 yr marriage, it is appropriate.

/Will be fun in the future.. just need to energize the batteries again.

//Would help if I could breath again soon.

RayD8: CasperImproved: Too be honest? I DON'T want to know what the divorce rate will be for anyone getting married today.

/Why commit, when you know it's bound to fail?

Wow, great outlook there.

/fun at parties
//

Just took a look at your profile pics. What beautiful girls you have in your life. If you get the chance to watch and haven't, watch the movie "Groundhog Day" from 1993 with Bill Murray. It gives a glimpse of what I could have looked at in the past.

CasperImproved: RayD8: CasperImproved: Too be honest? I DON'T want to know what the divorce rate will be for anyone getting married today.

/Why commit, when you know it's bound to fail?

Wow, great outlook there.

/fun at parties
//

Since I was served with divorce papers today after a 28 yr marriage, it is appropriate.

/Will be fun in the future.. just need to energize the batteries again.

//Would help if I could breath again soon.

Let me just remove my foot. Sorry to hear that.
Surely you didn't think 28 years ago that it was doomed to fail? You are probably feeling the same way I did after my first marriage shiat the can. That putrid feeling in your chest will go away and life will go on.
Keep your chin up mate.