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(New York Daily News) Sappy Tapped Chilean miner sends wedding proposal to his sweetheart. Article is useless without picks   (nydailynews.com) divider line 49
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Girl Least Likely [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:11:07 PM
lol, tapped.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:11:57 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
OH GOD PLEASE GET US OUT
 
tevye77
2010-09-02 05:12:38 PM
he'd "tap" that
 
tevye77
2010-09-02 05:14:40 PM
tevye77: he'd "tap" that

woops. forgot my !!?? after that.
I thought the woman was a man at first.
 
netizencain [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:15:11 PM
The problem is with the Honeymoon. Luckily, Pedro's penis is smaller than the four inch diameter supply tube. However, the 2,300 foot distance may be more than what Viagra can deliver.

Groom is calling for a wig, lipstick, and a bottle of Jack. Thank god he's got friends down there.
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:21:23 PM
i46.tinypic.com
 
Somaticasual
2010-09-02 05:39:53 PM
huh, the patriot act has really overstepped its bounds then..
 
chixdiggit
2010-09-02 05:45:37 PM
I read this in the paper yesterday. Apparently the couple have been dating for over 25 years. Now he proposes?

/DNRTFA
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:50:54 PM
chixdiggit: I read this in the paper yesterday. Apparently the couple have been dating for over 25 years. Now he proposes?

/DNRTFA

He must hate blowjobs all of a sudden.
 
tevye77
2010-09-02 06:01:39 PM
R.A.Danny: chixdiggit: I read this in the paper yesterday. Apparently the couple have been dating for over 25 years. Now he proposes?

/DNRTFA

He must hate blowjobs all of a sudden.

Or he didn't believe the warnings like me.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 06:19:18 PM
img441.imageshack.us

+1
 
BiblioTech [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 06:21:30 PM
My first "+1 subby." I LOL'd
 
AbbeySomeone
2010-09-02 09:03:05 PM
If it had been the guy with both the mistress and the wife waiting for him, it would have been a better story.
 
crazy cat
2010-09-02 09:03:10 PM
sweet, but I don't quite understand why people will date for 459593558232 years and then decide to get married. like wtf? you couldn't decide before then that your significant other was marriage material?
 
red5ish
2010-09-02 09:03:40 PM
Nice.
 
KeeptheChief
2010-09-02 09:08:03 PM
crazy cat: sweet, but I don't quite understand why people will date for 459593558232 years and then decide to get married. like wtf? you couldn't decide before then that your significant other was marriage material?

Why buy the cow when you've been getting the milk for free? I think his perspective may have changed over these weeks.
 
GreenSun
2010-09-02 09:10:36 PM
You know when you're trapped in a life threatening situation with a bunch of naked guys, you'd think of farking the closest gal to you to keep your machismo. Unfortunately for him, life has not given him much choices.
 
skinink
2010-09-02 09:20:12 PM
One of them should send a marriage proposal to Angelina Jolie. He's got nothing to lose.
 
haydenarrrrgh
2010-09-02 09:20:34 PM
R.A.Danny: chixdiggit: I read this in the paper yesterday. Apparently the couple have been dating for over 25 years. Now he proposes?

/DNRTFA

He must hate blowjobs all of a sudden.

Ever since he took his turn in the barrel.
 
Rich Cream
2010-09-02 09:20:36 PM
The situation is obviously dire and getting more desperate by the second.

/They're committing suicide
 
thefireandpassion
2010-09-02 09:20:50 PM
crazy cat: sweet, but I don't quite understand why people will date for 459593558232 years and then decide to get married. like wtf? you couldn't decide before then that your significant other was marriage material?

You should learn to read.

FTA: The 44-year-old had wed Jessica Yanez, 43, in a civil ceremony 25 years ago, but had never given her the church wedding that is customary in Chile. So he sent his proposal in a letter sent up from the air pocket where he and his fellow miners are trapped.
 
RayD8
2010-09-02 09:23:12 PM
haydenarrrrgh: R.A.Danny: chixdiggit: I read this in the paper yesterday. Apparently the couple have been dating for over 25 years. Now he proposes?

/DNRTFA

He must hate blowjobs all of a sudden.

Ever since he took his turn in the barrel.

And he ended up at the wrong end of a giant glory hole.
 
Bourbonman
2010-09-02 09:25:02 PM
KeeptheChief: crazy cat: sweet, but I don't quite understand why people will date for 459593558232 years and then decide to get married. like wtf? you couldn't decide before then that your significant other was marriage material?

Why buy the cow when you've been getting the milk for free? I think his perspective may have changed over these weeks.

The milk is rarely free, definitely not in an extended relationship like that, and it loses it's freshness after a while. I prefer to pick up a couple of jugs of fresh from time to time. Besides, who wants to live with a cow?
 
Clete Orris
2010-09-02 09:28:13 PM
R.A.Danny: chixdiggit: I read this in the paper yesterday. Apparently the couple have been dating for over 25 years. Now he proposes?

/DNRTFA

He must hate blowjobs all of a sudden.

Blowjobs from miners.

/Have a seat over there.
 
Mateorocks
2010-09-02 09:30:33 PM
skinink: One of them should send a marriage proposal to Angelina Jolie. He's got nothing to lose.

Yeah, nothing to lose except her baggage.

/see posts above.
 
irrevervince
2010-09-02 10:01:46 PM
I wonder if she'll take care of that goiter by the time of the wedding.
 
numbone
2010-09-02 10:03:24 PM
Clete Orris: Blowjobs from miners

Why bring pedophilia into the discussion?
 
RayD8
2010-09-02 10:11:03 PM
And doesn't she look thrilled.
 
Nakito
2010-09-02 10:29:36 PM
"Useless without picks." Yes, that was brilliant when it was Boobiesed on Fark last week. Everyone said so at the time. Subby must now be tasting the bitter fruit of hollow victory. Was it worth it, subby?
 
skinnycatullus [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 10:49:42 PM
You think he's tapped now, wait until he's married.
 
MorePeasPlease
2010-09-02 11:21:04 PM
crazy cat: sweet, but I don't quite understand why people will date for 459593558232 years and then decide to get married. like wtf? you couldn't decide before then that your significant other was marriage material?


If you date for 459593558232 years, then you are apparently a god, and can do whatever the fark you want.
 
limboslam
2010-09-02 11:53:42 PM
i486.photobucket.com
Trapped minors at a Chile's
 
Barakku
2010-09-03 12:14:31 AM
So your boyfriend just proposed while in the middle of an international media circus...but hey, no pressure.
 
luyseyal
2010-09-03 12:17:07 AM
blog.theartsfuse.com

Unavailable for comment
 
monkeyinapinata
2010-09-03 12:44:20 AM
Doing a bit better than the hero medic. ooooOOOOOppppsss (new window)
 
TimGuy
2010-09-03 01:31:13 AM
I'm looking at the guy and he looks like a male model then I see his wife I'm thinking "dude wtf?"
 
sgt cyanide [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 01:59:04 AM
chixdiggit: I read this in the paper yesterday. Apparently the couple have been dating for over 25 years. Now he proposes?

/DNRTFA
they even have two grandchildren together

The 44-year-old had wed Jessica Yanez, 43, in a civil ceremony 25 years ago, but had never given her the church wedding that is customary in Chile.


i awwed. i think its sweet
 
BHK
2010-09-03 02:22:27 AM
If he sings the proposal, will he sing it in the key of A Flat Minor?
 
RayD8
2010-09-03 02:34:36 AM
BHK: If he sings the proposal, will he sing it in the key of A Flat Minor?

Oh that was farking brilliant.
i1025.photobucket.com
 
Zygar
2010-09-03 02:42:33 AM
You gotta tap 'em or you don't get the kill.

For The Horde!
 
Ow My Balls
2010-09-03 05:51:21 AM
She'd have to be a real biatch to turn him down, wouldn't she?
 
Cardweaver
2010-09-03 06:50:44 AM
Nice subtle headline. Good one, Subby.
 
abfalter
2010-09-03 08:52:24 AM
You can tell a Fark best-headline contestant from when most of the replies are about the headline itself.

Works for the really bad headlines, too....
 
hugram
2010-09-03 09:37:43 AM
Sorry to spoil subby's headline but in a previous Chilean miner thread, someone actually made the comment of "This thread needs more picks". Instantly, that person got a few +1

/ There's a good chance that subby might not had read that particular thread and that he/she came up with the 'pick' comment on his/her own.
 
CaligulaTheCheerful
2010-09-03 10:18:22 AM
tech2.in.com

This guy?
 
Gatomon02
2010-09-03 11:11:02 AM
Subby my good sah! You've earned a +1!

Way to trap the spirit of the article, and mine it for all it's worth!
 
sotua
2010-09-03 11:29:59 AM
TimGuy: I'm looking at the guy and he looks like a male model then I see his wife I'm thinking "dude wtf?"

He probably looks like that after losing the around 10kg they've lost on average :D
 
wambu
2010-09-03 05:34:23 PM
Article is useless without picks

Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict.

/have been waiting, like, years to say that
//Ummagumma
 
gameshowhost [TotalFark]
2010-09-04 04:12:55 PM
Goddamnit, plus one.
 
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