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(Kansas City) Strange Pregnant woman stabs lover's wife in the head eight times with a Sonic screwdriver   (kansascity.com) divider line 88
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hatelabs [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 04:56:45 PM
So full of win.
 
luckyeddie
2010-09-02 04:59:06 PM
I bet she needed a Doctor.

(+1, subby)
 
brightestfell [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:08:23 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
brightestfell [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:19:29 PM
stuartsharpe.co.uk
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:35:21 PM
So... Who might you be, subby?

/+1
 
palladiate [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:40:30 PM
LASER screwdriver. Who'd use sonic?
 
The Great EZE [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:41:04 PM
That's NO good.
 
VvonderJesus
2010-09-02 05:41:52 PM
I don't get it.
 
Yummy
2010-09-02 05:42:17 PM
Sonic serves cocktails now?
 
derfiticulum
2010-09-02 05:43:01 PM
If I ever form a band its name is going to be Sonic Screwdriver.
 
MisterLoki
2010-09-02 05:43:09 PM
hehe
 
santadog [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:44:25 PM
Better than a Sonic Hedgehog.
 
JRoo
2010-09-02 05:45:21 PM
Awesome headline.
 
NightOwl2255
2010-09-02 05:45:38 PM
The girlfriend responded by pulling out a screwdriver and stabbing the 45-year-old wife eight times in the head, police said.
The victim's injuries are not serious, police said.

8 times in the head without inflicting any serious wounds? You ain't doing it right hun.
 
NightOwl2255
2010-09-02 05:47:25 PM
santadog: Better than a Sonic Hedgehog.

Better than "The Hedgehog"
scrapetv.com
 
MasterThief [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:48:12 PM
The wife was heard screaming "EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE"
 
Somaticasual
2010-09-02 05:48:17 PM
NightOwl2255: The girlfriend responded by pulling out a screwdriver and stabbing the 45-year-old wife eight times in the head, police said.
The victim's injuries are not serious, police said.

8 times in the head without inflicting any serious wounds? You ain't doing it right hun.

No kidding. Hell, by random chance she should have at least inflicted some brain swelling.
 
Rusty Shackleford [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:48:53 PM
Phill Jupitus reminds us that the sonic screwdriver is just a Cyberman's cock.

static.guim.co.uk

Thank you, Phill.
 
TheDirtyNacho
2010-09-02 05:49:15 PM
twistedsifter.com
 
Joelogon [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:50:09 PM
Because I don't normally read KansasCity.com, I have to admit that I became aware of the story from a redlit link, evidently posted by someone who isn't a geek and didn't make the sonic screwdriver connection.

/stubmitter
 
meccaness
2010-09-02 05:50:39 PM
lol meth
 
Milamber1a
2010-09-02 05:51:43 PM
Yummy: Sonic serves cocktails now?

Came here thinking this, glad I wasn't the only one. And now that I think about it, that's gotta be the only type of screwdriver that she would hit her with 8 times that wuldn't cause any damage. Damn, now I'm thirsty. 10 minutes till 5pm!

static.amctv.com
 
wpmulligan
2010-09-02 05:52:24 PM
img641.imageshack.us
 
shadowmaster
2010-09-02 05:53:02 PM
She should have just forced her to drink a slushee really fast. Those Sonic brain freezes are a killer
 
GnuUzir
2010-09-02 05:53:53 PM
42 yo with a 20 yo girlfriend?

How does that happen? I mean what was the method he used and can anyone do it?
 
cefm
2010-09-02 05:54:15 PM
Personally I prefer the Sonic cherry limeade.
lbjsbrownbag.com
 
Mr.Hawk
2010-09-02 05:54:38 PM

They make real drinks now?


i478.photobucket.com
 
DesktopHippie
2010-09-02 05:55:55 PM
www.ultimatedoctorwho.com

Wanted for questioning
 
Stabone33
2010-09-02 05:56:27 PM
Hey, my wife is pregnant with a little human parasite, and if there's one thing I've learned it's

DO NOT FARK WITH HER WHEN SHE'S CRAVING THE SONIC!
 
DesktopHippie
2010-09-02 06:02:30 PM
i709.photobucket.com

Doctor Hoo?
 
Vash's Apprentice
2010-09-02 06:03:14 PM
Who looks at a screwdriver and says "Gee, this could be more sonic!"?
 
Mudflap
2010-09-02 06:04:02 PM
20 years old.
Pregnant.
Stabby.

He stuck his dick in the crazy.
 
number8
2010-09-02 06:05:19 PM
DesktopHippie: Wanted for questioning

Can we have more Amy Pond pics here?

Please and thank you.
 
luckyeddie
2010-09-02 06:05:21 PM
MasterThief: The wife was heard screaming "EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE"

Put her in the curry
 
Merkin Muffley [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 06:05:30 PM
GnuUzir: 42 yo with a 20 yo girlfriend?

How does that happen? I mean what was the method he used and can anyone do it?

blogue.us

/hot
 
mephisto6
2010-09-02 06:06:46 PM
You know... I'd probably watch that Springer show if they'd hand out phillips head screwdrivers to the guests.
 
astralvortex
2010-09-02 06:08:28 PM
Maybe she thought the wife had a screw loose?

/just sayin
 
Pretty Pit Bull Puppies
2010-09-02 06:09:49 PM
NightOwl2255 The girlfriend responded by pulling out a screwdriver and stabbing the 45-year-old wife eight times in the head, police said.
The victim's injuries are not serious, police said.

8 times in the head without inflicting any serious wounds? You ain't doing it right hun.

This, this, and more of this.

/stabbing. how does it work?
 
Fra_dat_da
2010-09-02 06:10:19 PM
They were at Sonic? Did his girlfriend request a footlong?
 
huntercr
2010-09-02 06:13:39 PM
I'm wondering if this thread will expose the Dr Who fans.

/about as useful as a hydrospanner to a Wookie
 
DesktopHippie
2010-09-02 06:14:19 PM
number8: DesktopHippie: Wanted for questioning

Can we have more Amy Pond pics here?

Please and thank you.

Careful, now!

i709.photobucket.com

She's married
 
TooMuchToDo
2010-09-02 06:19:33 PM
DesktopHippie: number8: DesktopHippie: Wanted for questioning

Can we have more Amy Pond pics here?

Please and thank you.

Careful, now!



She's married

Would still hit it. Even if getting stabbed in the head first was required.

/top head
//mmmm British redheads
///slashies!
 
Jim_Callahan
2010-09-02 06:20:28 PM
GnuUzir: 42 yo with a 20 yo girlfriend?

How does that happen? I mean what was the method he used and can anyone do it?

Pregnant 20 year old girlfriend. So probably picked her up when she was 19 or 18, the "get 'em while they're dumb" theory of dating.
 
tardisrider
2010-09-02 06:22:20 PM
I approve.
 
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
2010-09-02 06:22:24 PM
Oh, what do you know, another illegal Mexican committing crimes in the United States. Awesome
 
AbbeySomeone [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 06:27:44 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Oh, what do you know, another illegal Mexican committing crimes in the United States. Awesome

Chicanas be stabby.
Bet she gave her hard looks.
 
Cryptic Farker
2010-09-02 06:28:41 PM
NightOwl2255: The girlfriend responded by pulling out a screwdriver and stabbing the 45-year-old wife eight times in the head, police said.
The victim's injuries are not serious, police said.

8 times in the head without inflicting any serious wounds? You ain't doing it right hun.

What I was thinking -- must be weak arms.
 
baggins2000 [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 06:40:53 PM
she's 20 he's 42 and wife is 45.
She gets stabbed 8 times in the head and doctors don't think it is a serious injury.

Their show will be on Discovery next season, if they can keep COPS from airing their version.
 
gnarlywizzard
2010-09-02 06:41:36 PM
imagine that child's engrams in 30 years
 
trancemission
2010-09-02 06:43:32 PM
www.spiritscorner.com

+

1.bp.blogspot.com

=

Best. Screwdriver. EVAR.

/Use Simply Grapefruit for the best greyhound ever
//You can thank me later
 
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