propasaurus: Too bad there isn't some sort of vehicle, perhaps motorized, that they could use.

I recommend:

They can just job back and forth.

Isn't the border being watched by UAV's as of last week?

Yeah! That's right! We are that awesome that it only takes one Guardsman every 2.2 miles to shut down the border! Huah!
/dnrta

"...and this section of the border we call the 'Kent State' area..."

propasaurus: Obviously, the only workable solution is to deploy enough troops that they can stand side by side, hands clasped all the way across the border.

Pointless unless they are allowed to shoot on sight.

KNaBisco: Whoa, whoa, slow down subby, there's a "NEW" Mexico?

well not to worry, illegals are allowed to get drivers licenses in New Mexico

blah

Just deploy armor companies. Four Abrams per mile.

Gunner, HEAT, tiny vans, near tiny van.
Identified.
UP!!
On the way.
Target. Far tiny van.
UP!!
Identified. On the way.
Target. Check your work.

/Would not actually support this.
//Sabot'd a cow once. Felt bad. It came out of nowhere.

skinink: "...and this section of the border we call the 'Kent State' area..."

40,000 dead in Mexico...

Wolverines: Why are we guarding the border? Wow, land of the free my ass.

Moon over Miami?

Wolverines: Why are we guarding the border? Wow, land of the free my ass.

You're absolutely right. We should never work to prevent crime. And by preventing people from illegally crossing the border we're trampling all over the freedoms of American citizens.

Idiot.

Actually, that works out to one about every four miles. It's a big state.

Not sure why the Mexican economy is so reliant on the drug trade. They border New Mexico, right? Mexico should just change its name to Mexico Classic^TM, and they'd make billions.

Okay, I'll be the one to bite... the New Mexico/Mexican border is only 184.2 miles long?

KNaBisco: Whoa, whoa, slow down subby, there's a "NEW" Mexico?

Only since ca. 1598.

Don't worry about it. It's all barren desert and rocky crags. What ever you do, don't move here. The weather is scorching, the house are little more than mud huts, and the food terrible. If you want to make a movie about Afghanistan, come visit and spend lots of money. Then go home.

GGracie: propasaurus: Obviously, the only workable solution is to deploy enough troops that they can stand side by side, hands clasped all the way across the border.

Red Rover, Red Rover...

...let Hector come over..

AbbeySomeone: Girion47: well not to worry, illegals are allowed to get drivers licenses in New Mexico

If they have enough money or know the right people.

/fox - henhouse, etc.
//lived there for 2 years

easier than that!

Link (new window)

ZAZ: Do they each have a sniper rifle with a 1.1 mile range?

/DNRTFA


I recall the last time they did this, the soldiers weren't even issued ammunition.

KNaBisco: Whoa, whoa, slow down subby, there's a "NEW" Mexico?


Yeah, its down there somewhere by Rand McNally I think.

skinink: "...and this section of the border we call the 'Kent State' area..."

No, no, no. It's the JTF6 area, and I believe it's in California.

KeeptheChief: Okay, I'll be the one to bite... the New Mexico/Mexican border is only 184.2 miles long?

That's about right. The rest of New Mexico's southern border is Texas.

Wait, wait, we named a place New Mexico, then we told Mexicans they can't go there? What are we, DICKS?

/wow we've got a New England too!

DoctorCal: ronaprhys: Wolverines: Why are we guarding the border? Wow, land of the free my ass.

You're absolutely right. We should never work to prevent crime. And by preventing people from illegally crossing the border we're trampling all over the freedoms of American citizens.

Idiot.

It's fresh troll.

Must be college freshman finding Fark.

slyde: propasaurus: Obviously, the only workable solution is to deploy enough troops that they can stand side by side, hands clasped all the way across the border.

Pointless unless they are allowed to shoot on sight.

I've been on a shooting range with New Mexico Guardsmen.

Allowing them to shoot on sight wouldn't help much.

They put them on the east border to keep the Texans out.

SharkTrager: slyde: propasaurus: Obviously, the only workable solution is to deploy enough troops that they can stand side by side, hands clasped all the way across the border.

Pointless unless they are allowed to shoot on sight.

I've been on a shooting range with New Mexico Guardsmen.

Allowing them to shoot on sight wouldn't help much.

That's what Claymores are for...

Awwww. Cute hissy fits from the schoolagers.

Why can't Republican partiers deal with this? Whall, they like the cheap non-union labour for them and their friends.

Why can't Democrat partiers deal with this? Whall, they like the votes from the illegals' legal kinfolk. Err...and from the illegals when they get legalizimined. Hurr.

New Mexico, Old Mexico, I don't care. It's only news if it happens in our country.

Hot Carl To Go: Clete Orris: SharkTrager: slyde: propasaurus: Obviously, the only workable solution is to deploy enough troops that they can stand side by side, hands clasped all the way across the border.

Pointless unless they are allowed to shoot on sight.

I've been on a shooting range with New Mexico Guardsmen.

Allowing them to shoot on sight wouldn't help much.

That's what Claymores are for...

Assuming they point them the right way.

Well, it's New Mexico, so who really cares?

NYZooMan: b..b..but Obama sayz there's no problem?

I STILL REQUIRE A PURCHASE PRICE FOR YOUR CHILDREN