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(Hollyscoop) Fail Paris Hilton caught lying to the cops, thanks to Twitter. OK TRUTH IS COMING OUT   (hollyscoop.com) divider line 30
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namatad [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 06:31:14 PM
can they just keep her in jail until the trial?
no really
set the bail at 9000 trillion dollars

/I wasnt there when I pulled the trigger. I was aiming at her head when I missed and hit her chest.
 
Loucifer
2010-09-02 08:02:49 PM
If tweets are admissable, I am farked!
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 08:04:52 PM
How bad must your job suck, when you're the one responsible to investigate and research Paris's twitter account...
 
Scutter
2010-09-02 08:18:33 PM
Penny Arcade (new window) (language NSFW)
 
bukketmaster
2010-09-02 08:22:36 PM
seoblackhat.com
 
LeroyBourne
2010-09-02 08:26:29 PM
For some reason I was expecting her to say, "hey, like my new purse? I'm about to fill it with blow."
 
rytheran
2010-09-02 08:46:02 PM
LeroyBourne: For some reason I was expecting her to say, "hey, like my new purse? I'm about to fill it with blow."

For some reason I was expecting her to say, "hey, I just lied to the cops, what morans"
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 08:56:05 PM
rytheran: LeroyBourne: For some reason I was expecting her to say, "hey, like my new purse? I'm about to fill it with blow."

For some reason I was expecting her to say, "hey, I just lied to the cops, what morans"

For some reason I was expecting her to say, "hey, I just bought a new purse, why does it burn when I pee?"
 
NannyStatePark
2010-09-02 09:37:51 PM
I can't get over how she basically showed the cop her coke.
 
Tickle Mittens
2010-09-02 09:51:45 PM
Meh, cops are inveterate liars; replying in kind is only polite.
 
Harry_Seldon
2010-09-02 10:11:50 PM
Making criminals out of people for minor drug possession is ridiculous unless it is someone you don't like.
 
Lou Cypher
2010-09-02 10:19:51 PM
Harry_Seldon: Making criminals out of people for minor drug possession is ridiculous unless it is someone you don't like.

But cocaine is destroying the rainforest, haven't you heard?
 
markiedog
2010-09-02 10:28:54 PM
For once, we get to hear about her coke instead of her cooch!
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 10:49:35 PM
markiedog: For once, we get to hear about her coke instead of her cooch!

Not so fast there, chief...Link (new window)

/two great tastes that go great together?
 
Vephoma
2010-09-02 10:53:14 PM
I would like to go ahead and cast my vote for Headline of the Year, sir. Thank you.
 
Bending Infinity
2010-09-02 11:57:00 PM
www.ihatebryanboy.com
 
baltimoreblonde
2010-09-03 12:09:13 AM
With her priors, she's screwed. Still wondering how her cc's and meds supposedly ended up in the purse that wasn't hers.
 
lisarenee3505
2010-09-03 12:15:27 AM
Who the fark still does cocaine? That is soooo 1990's.
 
frickinyeahyeahyeah
2010-09-03 12:23:58 AM
Albuterol can have a stimulatory effect, increasing the blood pressure and heart rate. It is possible that some people may abuse albuterol for its stimulant properties, although most people simply feel "jittery" from albuterol overuse. Because stimulants can cause weight loss, some people may overuse albuterol in an attempt to lose weight. Recently, there is more interest in using albuterol to increase athletic performance. Albuterol is not approved for any of these uses.
 
snow9999
2010-09-03 12:47:18 AM
frickinyeahyeahyeah 2010-09-03 12:23:58 AM
Albuterol can have a stimulatory effect, increasing the blood pressure and heart rate. It is possible that some people may abuse albuterol for its stimulant properties, although most people simply feel "jittery" from albuterol overuse. Because stimulants can cause weight loss, some people may overuse albuterol in an attempt to lose weight. Recently, there is more interest in using albuterol to increase athletic performance. Albuterol is not approved for any of these uses.

I use Albuterol, it is not that strong. If you take many puffs, all you get is a 10 second head rush. It does not affect eating one bit.

/Is great for helping you breath during a asthma attack.
//Coke on the other hand.
 
thegod082
2010-09-03 01:19:19 AM
FTFA:

"Paris Hilton was just outed....by herself! When she was detained by police for carrying cocaine in her purse, Paris claimed it wasn't hers. ... Paris later changed the story and claimed that the purse was hers but that it had been in the possession of a friend."

Idiotic non-story is idiotic.

snow9999: I use Albuterol, it is not that strong. If you take many puffs, all you get is a 10 second head rush. It does not affect eating one bit.

/Is great for helping you breath during a asthma attack.

Is it possible it's one of those things that, when used by someone who doesn't have the problem for which the drug is typically described, causes a "high"? Adderall doesn't have the same effect on people with ADD as it does on people who don't have ADD.
 
wholedamnshow
2010-09-03 02:14:10 AM
I know it was almost definitely hers, but maybe in a crazy scheme to make money, Chanel made more than one of the same purse....
 
wholedamnshow
2010-09-03 02:14:49 AM
Bending Infinity

Fake.
 
rynthetyn [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 03:11:01 AM
thegod082: snow9999: I use Albuterol, it is not that strong. If you take many puffs, all you get is a 10 second head rush. It does not affect eating one bit.

/Is great for helping you breath during a asthma attack.

Is it possible it's one of those things that, when used by someone who doesn't have the problem for which the drug is typically described, causes a "high"? Adderall doesn't have the same effect on people with ADD as it does on people who don't have ADD.

It's one of those things that effects different people differently. When I use albuterol, I'm jittery for several hours and people who know me can definitely tell a difference in how I'm acting--I'll start talking faster and just be generally hyper, and it's a more pronounced buzz when I haven't had to use it in a long time. For a while, it was giving me full blown panic attacks when I used it, which really sucked because not only can you legitimately not breathe, you're in this major panic/anxiety mode and then can't tell whether your breathing really isn't improving or whether it's the panic attack. Fortunately, that doesn't happen to me anymore, but I still do get a buzz.

Oddly though, while I get a buzz from albuterol and sudafed will keep me up for days (not kidding, in college I was awake for 4 miserable days straight before I figured out it was the sudafed I was taking for my cold), I take ritalin for my ADD and even though it's a stimulant too, it doesn't do anything other than what it's supposed to do; help me concentrate.
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2010-09-03 04:24:02 AM
rynthetyn: thegod082: snow9999: I use Albuterol, it is not that strong. If you take many puffs, all you get is a 10 second head rush. It does not affect eating one bit.

/Is great for helping you breath during a asthma attack.

Is it possible it's one of those things that, when used by someone who doesn't have the problem for which the drug is typically described, causes a "high"? Adderall doesn't have the same effect on people with ADD as it does on people who don't have ADD.

It's one of those things that effects different people differently. When I use albuterol, I'm jittery for several hours and people who know me can definitely tell a difference in how I'm acting--I'll start talking faster and just be generally hyper, and it's a more pronounced buzz when I haven't had to use it in a long time. For a while, it was giving me full blown panic attacks when I used it, which really sucked because not only can you legitimately not breathe, you're in this major panic/anxiety mode and then can't tell whether your breathing really isn't improving or whether it's the panic attack. Fortunately, that doesn't happen to me anymore, but I still do get a buzz.

Oddly though, while I get a buzz from albuterol and sudafed will keep me up for days (not kidding, in college I was awake for 4 miserable days straight before I figured out it was the sudafed I was taking for my cold), I take ritalin for my ADD and even though it's a stimulant too, it doesn't do anything other than what it's supposed to do; help me concentrate.

When I take too much I can blow damn near 800 on a peak flow meter
/funny thing is that I smoke
 
GonzoNihilist
2010-09-03 05:18:07 AM
If I had her money I'd be doing blow in the back of a limo in las vegs too.
 
JRaynor [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 09:34:06 AM
NannyStatePark: I can't get over how she basically showed the cop her coke.

Is that a euphemism?
 
the money is in the banana stand
2010-09-03 10:43:13 AM
She got pulled over right next to me. I didn't know who it was or what was going on until I got back to my room and they had the news on. I just figured it was just some biatch from a bachelorette party being your stereotypical whore.

/cool story bro
 
factoryconnection
2010-09-03 10:44:04 AM
Lou Cypher: But cocaine is destroying the rainforest, haven't you heard?

Demand for cocaine is also slaughtering Mexicans. Party on, though, people.
 
kab
2010-09-03 04:58:38 PM
Harry_Seldon: Making criminals out of people for minor drug possession is ridiculous unless it is someone you don't like.

Or someone that "tweets".

factoryconnection: Demand for cocaine is also slaughtering Mexicans. Party on, though, people.

Legalization would very quickly make that a non-issue.
 
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