I just can't imagine anyone wanting to get corn and sesame seeds on their dick one mile up.

I really thought that they meant the British Special Air Service...not sure if this is better or worse...

Cockpit.

MUPD1037: I really thought that they meant the British Special Air Service...not sure if this is better or worse...

Same.

pervvywanker: I just can't imagine anyone wanting to get corn and sesame seeds on their dick one mile up.

As opposed to wanting that on the ground?

proc Fabulous!;
run;

URAPNIS: pervvywanker: I just can't imagine anyone wanting to get corn and sesame seeds on their dick one mile up.

As opposed to wanting that on the ground?

Er, uh, good point! Anywhere for that matter. At least maybe they'll get a little bag of pretzels while they're fudge packing.

Congratulations! You've been selected to... CLOSE

Thanks a lot, assholemitter.

I hate that level

The nice thing about gay weddings is that the newlyweds don't need to get in a car and drive to the honeymoon spot, they can just head to the nearest public restroom.

Witchyman: MUPD1037: I really thought that they meant the British Special Air Service...not sure if this is better or worse...

Same.

Third

Approves.

They don't call it Sex And Satisfaction for nothing.

What color is the boat house!!!???

macadamnut: The nice thing about gay weddings is that the newlyweds don't need to get in a car and drive to the honeymoon spot, they can just head to the nearest public restroom.

In this case, the nearest airplane lavatory (although I'm pretty sure that's been done already....just not with the airline's blessing).

pervvywanker: I just can't imagine anyone wanting to get corn and sesame seeds on their dick one mile up.

As a "pervvywanker", I'd expect you to be more familiar with how anal sex works.

I know this lesbian couple who got married on a beach they dubbed Sandy Vagina.

The wedding couple and their guests would have the entire business class section closed off, in part to avoid offending any other customers who might not approve of the mile-high matrimony.

Wait, they're still going to have regular passengers aboard? To me, that was actually the bizarre part of this story.

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

FTA: The wedding couple and their guests would have the entire business class section closed off, in part to avoid offending any other customers who might not approve of the mile-high matrimony.
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Oh for fark's sake.

If you're offended by this, go home and hang yourself you piece of shiat.

Jster422: Approves.

Right along the lines of what I was thinking, too.

/SAS 9 Basic Certified. Woo-hoo.

total niche flight attendant for the job, and whadya know, hes looking for work!

Glad the article cleared that up for me. I was beginning to wonder what the hell kind of experiments the British spec. air svcs were running that required gay couples and aerial copulation.

/ Verily, giggity

Rather than give the lucky couple frequent flier miles,
they will receive BrownWings.

MadUncleEoin: Jster422: Approves.

Right along the lines of what I was thinking, too.

/SAS 9 Basic Certified. Woo-hoo.

Powerful software, but Christ on a crutch it's expensive!

digitalrain
I was beginning to wonder what the hell kind of experiments the British spec. air svcs were running that required gay couples and aerial copulation.

I know, and while we're on the subject, how much decoration can you possibly fit into a section of airplane cabin? Gay weddings are supposed to be fabulous, but I imagine this one would look a little...Spartan.

RoyFokker'sGhost: Witchyman: MUPD1037: I really thought that they meant the British Special Air Service...not sure if this is better or worse...

Same.

Third

Fourth.

Bondith: digitalrain
I was beginning to wonder what the hell kind of experiments the British spec. air svcs were running that required gay couples and aerial copulation.

I know, and while we're on the subject, how much decoration can you possibly fit into a section of airplane cabin? Gay weddings are supposed to be fabulous, but I imagine this one would look a little...Spartan.

Yes, but did you take a gander at the way those Spartan men dressed? All leather and six-pack abs. That is *nothing* if not fabulous.

/ Gerard Butler can be a fixture in my room any day!

The SAS want the ghey? Sounds like a great way to get hurt.

I hope the bottom groom doesn't accidently depressurize during the consummation.

sprd: I hope the bottom groom doesn't accidently depressurize evacuate during the consummation.

FTFY

Sighing is usually allowed during sex, so long as it isn't that long nagging sigh that means "honey, I'ma gonna let you finish but we really need to talk."

MadUncleEoin: Jster422: Approves.

Right along the lines of what I was thinking, too.

/SAS 9 Basic Certified. Woo-hoo.

Me three... been SAS programming all day and see this

jake3988:

Oh for fark's sake.

If you're offended by this, go home and hang yourself you piece of shiat.

What about those of us who are offended by the tackiness of getting married on an airliner regardless of the participants' genders?

NullReferenceException: jake3988:

Oh for fark's sake.

If you're offended by this, go home and hang yourself you piece of shiat.

What about those of us who are offended by the tackiness of getting married on an airliner regardless of the participants' genders?

I'm tired of these @#$*@ gays getting married on a mother @#$*(&@# plane!

This reminds me of a mid-air refueling maneuver.

/Get it in the Basket

Pork Swords at 35,000 feet

bwakie: Rather than give the lucky couple frequent flier miles,
they will receive BrownWings.

Do they get to keep the curtain?

Wow, I haven't hated reading a thread on Fark this much in ages. Congrats everyone!

I guess they don't have Don't Ask, Don't Tell in the UK.



/hot like a det charge going off

Fish in a Barrel: RoyFokker'sGhost: Witchyman: MUPD1037: I really thought that they meant the British Special Air Service...not sure if this is better or worse...

Same.

Third

Fourth.

You guys got quite a daisy chain going there.

What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?

Iforgot: proc Fabulous!;
run;

Precious few people appreciate how funny this is :)