I would zero issues with my girlfriend sleeping with Megan Fox.

Zero.

You know you're a geek couple when you both have Yvonne Strahovski, Summer Glau, and Felicia Day on your list...

Spanky_McFarksalot: I would zero issues with my girlfriend sleeping with Megan Fox.

Zero.

I'd have an issue if she didn't bring Megan home.

I think I'd rather fark brad pitt than megan fox
ugh

R.A.Danny: Ordell: Spanky_McFarksalot: I would zero issues with my girlfriend sleeping with Megan Fox.

Zero.

I'd have an issue if she didn't bring Megan home.

I wouldn't have an issue with either of your wives sleeping with Megan Fox.

I would have issue all over your wives and Megan Fox.

These type of agreements aren't really fair. It's far more likely that some rock-star or actor you see in a club will let your wife blow them or fark her in the ass then it is that some actual hot actress would ever bang your ass. The odds of actually coming true are way higher for the girl.

I say you should negotiate being allowed to fark someone you know who isn't famous if you're the man, to even the odds.

dalovindj: These type of agreements aren't really fair. It's far more likely that some rock-star or actor you see in a club will let your wife blow them or fark her in the ass then it is that some actual hot actress would ever bang your ass. The odds of actually coming true are way higher for the girl.

I say you should negotiate being allowed to fark someone you know who isn't famous if you're the man, to even the odds.

LOL Love it.

My wife's allowed to sleep with Brandon Boyd, I'm allowed to sleep with Felicia Day.

My girlfriend just told me she wouldn't mind if I slept with Brad.
*shudders*

My #1 is Monica Bellucci, the wife's is Justin Timberlake. Free pass.

I may have to change mine to Marion Cotillard...

Hells yeah I'd be cool with my guy shaggin' Miz Fox. Just as long as he keeps her busy, so I don't have to watch her ruin anymore movies.

Oh, and the last time I had this conversation with the fella, his was Jessica Alba and mine was Richard Dawson. Yeeeeaaaaah.

I told my wife that I'd be cool if she slept with David Beckham. She said she'd let me sleep with Kathy Griffin. I don't think my wife is playing this game fairly.

dalovindj: These type of agreements aren't really fair. It's far more likely that some rock-star or actor you see in a club will let your wife blow them or fark her in the ass then it is that some actual hot actress would ever bang your ass. The odds of actually coming true are way higher for the girl.

I say you should negotiate being allowed to fark someone you know who isn't famous if you're the man, to even the odds.

I know there's not a lot of Friends love on Fark, but this seems apt.

When you meet someone on your List. (pops)

DeaH: dalovindj: These type of agreements aren't really fair. It's far more likely that some rock-star or actor you see in a club will let your wife blow them or fark her in the ass then it is that some actual hot actress would ever bang your ass. The odds of actually coming true are way higher for the girl.

I say you should negotiate being allowed to fark someone you know who isn't famous if you're the man, to even the odds.

I know there's not a lot of Friends love on Fark, but this seems apt.

When you meet someone on your List. (pops)

I just saw that episode yesterday. Always a good one.

Did know a guy that made out with Demi Moore in a bar in Aspen back in the 1980s. He was single at the time, so he didn't get to use an exception.

David Tennant for me. Shakira for him.

Okay, Shakira for both of us.

As long as it isn't Russell Brand. I'd hate to have to sandblast her vagina clean.

My girlfriend isn't farking anyone but me.

/prude like that

My girlfriend and I play this game where she suggests women for my list, hers consisting of Josh Groban and John Cusack, and I make up some reason why I wouldn't sleep with them given the opportunity.

Gordon Bennett: As long as it isn't Russell Brand. I'd hate to have to sandblast her vagina ( aka Russell's Crab Shack ) clean.

FTFY

Ok, first there is no WAY she is doing anyone else without getting divorced, I don't care who it is.
Second, I wouldn't want anyone else anyway....got my dream girl already.

/laugh all u want, I'm content so what?

If you're really brave, you and your SO should do your celebrity lists with a group of friends / couples. It hardly ever becomes awkward or comes back to bite anyone.

i totally trust that megan fox is #1 from a website named megan-fox.com. fair & balanced reporting.

HellRaisingHoosier: My girlfriend isn't farking anyone but me.

/prude like that

You can never really be sure of something like that.

Ditto: hers consisting of Josh Groban and John Cusack, and I make up some reason why I wouldn't sleep with them given the opportunity.

You need to make up a reason why you wouldn't sleep with the male actors on her list?

I would pound Josh Groban like the fist of an angry God then sell the video.

Both break the rule about never sleeping with anyone crazier than yourself.

pope183: Gordon Bennett: As long as it isn't Russell Brand. I'd hate to have to sandblast her vagina ( aka Russell's Crab Shack ) clean.

FTFY

I stand corrected.

I'd be jealous if my man farked Monica Bellucci. Only because that would mean he got to play with those luscious jubblies and I didn't.

My wife says I can have Lacey Chabert when she's done with her, as long as we duct-tape her mouth shut.

Danny Trejo should demand a recount. I think he was robbed.

Johnny Depp for Missus Goat, Kate Winslet for me.

/seeing "Finding Neverland" was excellent on many levels

What is wrong with you idiots that you actually have a rational conversation with your significant other about what famous celebrity each of you is "allowed" to bang? That is insanely idiotic.

Tissot 2010-09-03 10:11:14 AM
What is wrong with you idiots that you actually have a rational conversation with your significant other about what famous celebrity each of you is "allowed" to bang? That is insanely idiotic.

You sound gay. NTTAWWT.

ridonkulous: Tissot 2010-09-03 10:11:14 AM
What is wrong with you idiots that you actually have a rational conversation with your significant other about what famous celebrity each of you is "allowed" to bang? That is insanely idiotic.

You sound gay. NTTAWWT.

You sound like you've never been laid. I know it must be hard when you live in your mom's basement.

Sure is a good day to be Megan Fox or Brad Pitt.

Then again, when is it not?

Yvonne Strahovski, Charlize Theron, and Angie Harmon on my list.
Matt Bommer and Peirce Brosnan on my Wife's.

Tissot: What is wrong with you idiots that you actually have a rational conversation with your significant other about what famous celebrity each of you is "allowed" to bang? That is insanely idiotic.

Boring troll is boring.

Scarlett Johansson for him. Henry Rollins for me. Natalie Portman for both of us :/