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(Some Guy) Amusing Man holds intruder at bay with a grilling fork and steak knife until police arrives. Well done   (ksl.com) divider line 41
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MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 10:58:47 AM
Knifely done, motherforker.

/too spoon?
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 11:51:12 AM
Grate job!
 
AbbeySomeone [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 02:03:05 PM
No tongs subby?

drtfa
 
Bad_ad85
2010-09-02 02:05:04 PM
VEGETABLES!

/amidoingitrite?
 
Reaperman
2010-09-02 02:05:29 PM
It was a rare situation.
 
Dixie_Wrecked
2010-09-02 02:05:31 PM
Seasoned officer took one in the grill.
 
Slives [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 02:08:08 PM
I am sure the intruder will be ribbed when he gets to jail.
 
busy chillin'
2010-09-02 02:08:21 PM
Bad_ad85
VEGETABLES!

/amidoingitrite?


Not really, but I don't carrot all. Lettuce show you how it's done. This thread is gonna be radish.
 
Guelph35
2010-09-02 02:10:07 PM
The intruder was a real chicken. However something seems fishy about this story.
 
Show_The_O_Face [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 02:11:14 PM
Clearly, he did not tong his grate plan through.
 
Stanfan114
2010-09-02 02:12:01 PM
Hero? The guy had a steak in defending his property, which is priority A-1 when a habachiual offender attacks.
 
ArtosRC
2010-09-02 02:12:11 PM
MaxxLarge: Knifely done, motherforker.

/too spoon?

You're a cut above the rest.
 
dorkymidgetqueen
2010-09-02 02:13:26 PM
*golf clap*
 
KOS-MOS
2010-09-02 02:14:16 PM
Guelph35: The intruder was a real chicken. However something seems fishy about this story.

Yeah, a medium-rare defense.
 
fuhldang
2010-09-02 02:15:22 PM
That guy has some chops.
 
Liese
2010-09-02 02:15:57 PM
I'm sure the victims liked the sweet taste of victory.
 
Ron T Davenport
2010-09-02 02:17:15 PM
The boyfriend was in on it.
 
Bad_ad85
2010-09-02 02:17:58 PM
busy chillin': Bad_ad85
VEGETABLES!

/amidoingitrite?


Not really, but I don't carrot all. Lettuce show you how it's done. This thread is gonna be radish.

I'm guessing he was in shalot of propane.
 
Ol' Jalopy
2010-09-02 02:18:05 PM
Well played.
 
God Is My Co-Pirate [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 02:18:12 PM
What an appeeling story.
 
farkreader007
2010-09-02 02:20:33 PM
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Man in question who held intruder.
 
thenooch
2010-09-02 02:20:37 PM
t1.gstatic.com

Tacos are better because they have no Pun.
 
LeChevalier
2010-09-02 02:21:08 PM
Dixie_Wrecked: Seasoned officer took one in the grill.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
 
Midnight Rambler
2010-09-02 02:21:15 PM
This guy should be popular in prison... I heard he's an open flamer.
 
doxer
2010-09-02 02:23:09 PM
Bet the suspect gets his rump grilled in cooler.
 
JosephMother
2010-09-02 02:24:43 PM
I LOL'd.
 
inkling79
2010-09-02 02:26:08 PM
Fate is going to ketchup with this guy one of these days and he's going to find himself in a real pickle. I don't know how he mustard the courage to do something like that, but he seems like the kind of guy to relish this kind of situation.
 
KOS-MOS
2010-09-02 02:29:29 PM
farkreader007: Man in question who held intruder.

Whaat!?!?? YOU DONKEY! GET OUT!!!!
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 02:30:02 PM
Hot dog! Hot dog! Hot diggity dog!
 
Pappas
2010-09-02 02:43:25 PM
Clearly the man was French. Press me for details and I might let you know more.
 
Drink_Outside_The_Box
2010-09-02 02:44:09 PM
From the Forkin' Article: But the suspect fled, only to be arrested after he was zapped with a Taser

Well done, indeed
 
inkling79
2010-09-02 02:57:01 PM
Drink_Outside_The_Box: From the Forkin' Article: But the suspect fled, only to be arrested after he was zapped with a Taser

Well done, indeed

How do they know he wasn't tased with a Zapper?
 
Walter's Vietnam References
2010-09-02 03:25:46 PM
thenooch: Tacos are better because they have no Pun.

i don't get what you taco 'bout in that post. But i'll meat you halfway.
 
Tentacle
2010-09-02 03:27:41 PM
I'm sure he'll meat some interesting friends in the slammer
 
manimalia
2010-09-02 03:58:46 PM
somebody should make a meat pun
 
Electriclectic
2010-09-02 05:04:59 PM
I think he loined his lesson.
 
Stanfan114
2010-09-02 05:31:45 PM
Electriclectic: I think he loined his lesson.

After a few years in jail he was heard to say, "That fille? Man, yawn!"
 
The Southern Dandy
2010-09-02 06:27:26 PM
thenooch: Tacos are better because they have no Pun.

Because they think outside the pun.
 
fillg
2010-09-02 09:06:49 PM
A fork can be a formidable weapon. In 6th grade I jammed a fork into a guys hand as he was trying to steal my tater tots. It was the last time he tried stealing my tots, and that was a fairly blunt middle school fork. Those grilling forks could be vicious.

I have no puns just cool stories.
 
BBH
2010-09-02 11:14:35 PM
Before he was booked, did the police grill him?
I wonder if he dropped out of Barbeque U.
 
3steps
2010-09-03 12:31:50 AM
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
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