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(Some Guy) Sick Being upset that your estranged wife is seeing a new man is understandable; flying to another country to stab her mother is not   (yorkshirepost.co.uk) divider line 45
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Diogenes [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 10:52:37 AM
It's called "closure."
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 10:59:49 AM
Now you tell me subby ...now you tell me

*sigh*
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 11:01:58 AM
It's his mother-in-law. Sounds like he was just waiting for an excuse.
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 11:11:10 AM
Quasar: It's his mother-in-law. Sounds like he was just waiting for an excuse.

This

Hell subby I'm not jealous and my wife isn't fooling around on me but I've still had thoughts of strangling that old bat with a piano wire.
 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 12:49:00 PM
Wait.... you need a reason to want to kill your mother in law now?
 
jst3p [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 12:53:02 PM
You are supposed to fark her.

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wage0048
2010-09-02 12:55:08 PM
Depends on with what you stab her? Amirite?
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 12:55:08 PM
jst3p: You are supposed to fark her.

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I thought that was her cat?
 
Reality Dichotomist
2010-09-02 12:57:53 PM
I want to stab my mother in law. But not with a knife. And I'm pretty sure she would enjoy it as much as I would.

Come to think of it, I feel the same way about my sister-in-law.

Married the wrong one of the bunch I think.
 
AbbeySomeone [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 12:58:14 PM
Diogenes: It's called "closure."

I would agree with this, but it sounds like he left a few openings.

I wonder why she left such a devoted man...
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:02:59 PM
FTFH: Being upset that your estranged wife is seeing a new man is understandable; flying to another country to stab her mother sounds like a creative way to express your feelings is not

FIFY
 
An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name
2010-09-02 01:06:02 PM
But I understand.
 
Tatsuhiko
2010-09-02 01:06:47 PM
FTA: A MAN who was estranged from his wife flew into the country and then armed with a killing kit containing knives inflicted fatal stab wounds on his mother-in-law.

Picture of said killing kit.

www.impactlab.net
 
Slartibartfaster
2010-09-02 01:07:15 PM
Reality Dichotomist: I want to stab my mother in law. But not with a knife. And I'm pretty sure she would enjoy it as much as I would.
Come to think of it, I feel the same way about my sister-in-law.
Married the wrong one of the bunch I think.

All kinds of farked up
 
Magorn [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:10:23 PM
Wow. this is going to make for some awkward Christmases between the brother and sister from here on out. "Gee sis, it's so nice to be here with family on a day like this, but I kinda wish mom were hear, too bad you married a psychopath and then started cheating on him..."
 
MrBrownNow
2010-09-02 01:14:42 PM
It is kind of funny, because the guys cheating wife was the one who started the whole chain of events.
 
SookThis
2010-09-02 01:16:13 PM
Whats wrong with this?? Kudos to the guy... I dream of stabbing my MIL every second of the day :)
 
Noobian Noob
2010-09-02 01:16:58 PM
bet she wont do it again
 
bump [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:18:08 PM
Wasn't there a story years back wherein a guy had married a woman, fathered a child with her only to kill their offspring in a revenge theme. Apparently, while they were dating, she had somehow offended him when HIS dad died - so he married her and killed their kid to 'show her what it feels like to lose someone close'...
 
dabbletech
2010-09-02 01:18:33 PM
You're supposed to walk??
 
tarheel07
2010-09-02 01:18:35 PM
wage0048: Depends on with what you stab her? Amirite?

Exactly my thoughts. Beef knife is safer than a steak knife. Amirite?
 
bump [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:19:57 PM
My MIL stabs me in the back all the time...
 
LarryDan43 [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:21:04 PM
NuttierThanEver: Quasar: It's his mother-in-law. Sounds like he was just waiting for an excuse.

This

Hell subby I'm not jealous and my wife isn't fooling around on me but I've still had thoughts of strangling that old bat with a piano wire.

Dad?
 
jxb465
2010-09-02 01:21:33 PM
I don't know, that seems reasonable to me.
 
Lampmonster
2010-09-02 01:21:52 PM
bump: Wasn't there a story years back wherein a guy had married a woman, fathered a child with her only to kill their offspring in a revenge theme. Apparently, while they were dating, she had somehow offended him when HIS dad died - so he married her and killed their kid to 'show her what it feels like to lose someone close'...

Um, what? I'd love to see a link if this is true.
 
Noobian Noob
2010-09-02 01:22:57 PM
bump: Wasn't there a story years back wherein a guy had married a woman, fathered a child with her only to kill their offspring in a revenge theme. Apparently, while they were dating, she had somehow offended him when HIS dad died - so he married her and killed their kid to 'show her what it feels like to lose someone close'...

probably just a lifetime movie.
 
Erebus1954
2010-09-02 01:27:37 PM
He realized that eventually his wife would look like his MIL and lost it.
 
Magorn [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:29:02 PM
bump: Wasn't there a story years back wherein a guy had married a woman, fathered a child with her only to kill their offspring in a revenge theme. Apparently, while they were dating, she had somehow offended him when HIS dad died - so he married her and killed their kid to 'show her what it feels like to lose someone close'...

Well I remeber this story From AY back where this guy convinces this girl rto betray her family and run off with him, and they are married for like 10 years and have a couple of kids, and when he leaves her for this younger, hotter richer chick, and the socrned wife uses her magic to horribly kill the new wife and both her kids, but I'm not sure it got much Medea attention
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:36:24 PM
Magorn: bump: Wasn't there a story years back wherein a guy had married a woman, fathered a child with her only to kill their offspring in a revenge theme. Apparently, while they were dating, she had somehow offended him when HIS dad died - so he married her and killed their kid to 'show her what it feels like to lose someone close'...

Well I remeber this story From AY back where this guy convinces this girl rto betray her family and run off with him, and they are married for like 10 years and have a couple of kids, and when he leaves her for this younger, hotter richer chick, and the socrned wife uses her magic to horribly kill the new wife and both her kids, but I'm not sure it got much Medea attention

GROAN.

/well played
//cept the typos
 
Mudflap
2010-09-02 01:36:35 PM
jst3p: You are supposed to fark her.

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That was awesome.
 
LeroyBourne
2010-09-02 01:43:30 PM
jst3p: You are supposed to fark her.

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That was funny.
/mamma wants to faaaaaaaaaark!
 
Fark-the-Fnord
2010-09-02 02:09:36 PM
But haven't we all wanted to kill our mother in law every now and then?
 
BLIXX
2010-09-02 02:21:58 PM
"What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer." -HGTTG
 
Rubber Biscuit
2010-09-02 02:30:28 PM
I could understand if he was going back in time to stop his wife from being born, but this is just stupid.
 
pervvywanker
2010-09-02 02:31:29 PM
They should get the majority of us on the jury, he'd walk. When I see MIL, I think:
content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
ace in your face
2010-09-02 02:38:58 PM
Mother in law hate thread? This is relevant to my interests...

/Hate mine with a fiery passion
 
j0e_average
2010-09-02 02:41:03 PM
xbox360media.ign.com

It wasn't me!!!
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 02:51:54 PM
The inquest into the two deaths heard a rucksack found on Mercante contained knives, cable ties, duct tape and a balaclava.

Oh, he brought a little snack for after.
 
huntercr
2010-09-02 02:51:56 PM
I guess it depends on how far that country is away, and how many frequent flyer miles I have.
 
vegastar
2010-09-02 03:01:53 PM
To be fair he was looking for his wife to stab first. The mil was just an acceptable option number 2.
 
Noobian Noob
2010-09-02 03:19:57 PM
vegastar: To be fair he was looking for his wife to stab first. The mil was just an acceptable option number 2.

dear penthouse....
 
tarheel07
2010-09-02 04:35:02 PM
Sybarite: The inquest into the two deaths heard a rucksack found on Mercante contained knives, cable ties, duct tape and a balaclava.

Oh, he brought a little snack for after.

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colon_pow
2010-09-02 06:09:03 PM
bloody awful story
 
dabbletech
2010-09-03 01:13:27 PM
colon_pow: bloody awful bloody story

ftfy
 
zolgotz
2010-09-03 01:14:19 PM
Ian?
 
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