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(New York Daily News) Dumbass Man does not pass go and goes directly to jail for driving drunk on Boardwalk with six kids in his car   (nydailynews.com) divider line 29
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skinink
2010-09-02 08:24:40 AM

"A drunken Queens dad cruised his car 30 blocks down the Rockaway Beach Boardwalk - with six kids in the back, prosecutors said Wednesday."


The Ramones have no comment.

 
Stiz
2010-09-02 08:26:26 AM
But did owner of Boardwalk also own Park Place? That's when it will really cost you.
 
Flakeloaf
2010-09-02 08:27:56 AM
He said he was going to LA. He never got there.
 
JacksonBryan [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 08:28:20 AM
A 16 and a 14 year old and neither one of them thought daddy was a little to drunk to drive? He must do it often then and I wonder if either of them thought anything was weird about driving on the boardwalk?

Need more details.
 
NicoFinn
2010-09-02 08:35:03 AM
Obviously. You have to have at least 6 kids before you can upgrade to adults. Thems the rules.
 
CBob
2010-09-02 08:38:13 AM
Yawn.

Even the whiney New Yorker handwringing was shallow & predictable. Now if he'd taken a 73 Caddy convertible up there on a Saturday night and plowed through herds of pedestrians....

/now that's entertainment!!
 
fuquad
2010-09-02 08:43:34 AM
Six kids?

Someone is a winner at the game of LIFETM.
 
downtownkid
2010-09-02 08:51:37 AM
Here's the thing, legally drunk or not, .122 isn't THAT drunk. This guy should be jailed for being such a lightweight.
 
machodonkeywrestler
2010-09-02 09:08:59 AM
Definitely not a winner at the game of Life.
 
TheGogmagog
2010-09-02 09:10:47 AM
I think he got the game of Life mixed up with his Monopoly.

/Yes I see it has been covered.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 09:16:04 AM
TheGogmagog: I think he got the game of Life mixed up with his Monopoly.

/Yes I see it has been covered.

He said he was Sorry...
 
JacksonBryan [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 09:28:30 AM
Ponzholio:

He said he was Sorry...

The boardwalk is the best place for food though as he was a Hungry Hungry Hippo...
 
biglew99
2010-09-02 09:37:52 AM
JacksonBryan: Ponzholio:

He said he was Sorry...

The boardwalk is the best place for food though as he was a Hungry Hungry Hippo...

I knew this sounded like TROUBLETM...

/obligatory
 
Blind_Io
2010-09-02 09:49:34 AM
He should have picked the shoe.
 
Dimensio [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 09:55:04 AM
www.chebwa.com

How were six children able to fit inside such a small vehicle?
 
busy chillin'
2010-09-02 09:59:02 AM
That took a lot of Baltics?

/weeeeeeeeeeak
 
El Farquistador
2010-09-02 10:18:24 AM
I don't blame him. Have you SEEN the rates they charge at that place? Shiat.
 
dangerdoug
2010-09-02 10:20:43 AM
fuquad: Six kids?

Someone is a winner at the game of LIFETM.

Came for this... Left a MILLIONAIRE!
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 10:20:50 AM
El Farquistador: I don't blame him. Have you SEEN the rates they charge at that place? Shiat.

He thought he was going to wind up with free parking and take all the money at the center of the board... THERE'S NOTHING IN THE RULES THAT SAY FREE PARKING = FREE MONEY!
 
akya
2010-09-02 10:28:10 AM
Hopefully he can find a get out of jail free card.
 
drongozone
2010-09-02 10:28:13 AM
skinink: "A drunken Queens dad cruised his car 30 blocks down the Rockaway Beach Boardwalk - with six kids in the back, prosecutors said Wednesday."

The Ramones have no comment.

Because they're mostly in the boneyard?
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 10:29:43 AM
Man does not pass go and goes directly to jail for driving drunk on Boardwalk with six kids in his car... and, of course, the squirrels.
 
Boll Virtuoso
2010-09-02 10:36:48 AM
biglew99: JacksonBryan: Ponzholio:

He said he was Sorry...

The boardwalk is the best place for food though as he was a Hungry Hungry Hippo...

I knew this sounded like TROUBLETM...

/obligatory


It's definitely TROUBLE™ but he can get leniency if he just tells them he's SORRY™
 
Latinwolf
2010-09-02 10:39:42 AM
JacksonBryan: Ponzholio:

He said he was Sorry...

The boardwalk is the best place for food though as he was a Hungry Hungry Hippo...

You've never been to a boardwalk at the Rockaways have you? The only places that sells food are at the couple of blocks where their amusement park is located, the rest of those several miles of boardwalks have nothing.
 
JacksonBryan [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 11:37:08 AM
Latinwolf:

You've never been to a boardwalk at the Rockaways have you? The only places that sells food are at the couple of blocks where their amusement park is located, the rest of those several miles of boardwalks have nothing.

I was playing off the board game titles...
 
katrina_666
2010-09-02 11:43:04 AM
JacksonBryan: A 16 and a 14 year old and neither one of them thought daddy was a little to drunk to drive? He must do it often then and I wonder if either of them thought anything was weird about driving on the boardwalk?

Need more details.

Have you ever tried to make a drunk realize what they are going to do is a bad idea?
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2010-09-02 11:46:41 AM
Dimensio: How were six children able to fit inside such a small vehicle?

Like this:

img256.imageshack.us

Just lay 'em on top.

Oops, wrong game.
 
Araj
2010-09-02 12:07:53 PM
biglew99: JacksonBryan: Ponzholio:

He said he was Sorry...

The boardwalk is the best place for food though as he was a Hungry Hungry Hippo...

I knew this sounded like TROUBLETM...

/obligatory


This Boggles my mind, the father doesn't have a Clue. It was not a Risk he needed to take at all. Somebody could have been seriously injured and need a costly Operation. Or worse, lose a Life. Hell, it could have been the father himself! I guess the kids wouldn't have to worry about waking daddy anymore.
 
Latinwolf
2010-09-02 03:11:34 PM
JacksonBryan: Latinwolf:

You've never been to a boardwalk at the Rockaways have you? The only places that sells food are at the couple of blocks where their amusement park is located, the rest of those several miles of boardwalks have nothing.

I was playing off the board game titles...

Ah so.
 
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