That's a headline alright.

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DOGLOVER SEAL OF APROVAL

Heh,

"Yay! We're finally rescued! Yonni, c'mon dude, let's get out of here!"

"Uh, no...you go ahead, I'm cool right here."

He's a winner either way now.

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My money's on him being the last guy out.

The worst thing? They've both vowed to "wait for him"...

Talk about dumb...

just sayin..

Now that I think about it, after I hit submit, maybe because they want to have a "Tug of War" over him, or with him, or for him...

I got nothin...

The Miner (50yo):



The Wife (56yo):



The mistress (??yo, mid 30s?):



Yeah, I think I'd go with the mistress, just on first glance. The wife isn't even trying, with the stupid butch cut hair... which doesn't help when she already looks about 20 years older than she actually is.

skinink: Aftger being rescued, he can either go back to the angry wife, of go with the hopeful mistress. Hmmm, tough choice there...

I would need to see pictures of both women before I made a decision.

Agatha Crispy: LesserEvil: The Miner (50yo):



The Wife (56yo):



The mistress (??yo, mid 30s?):



Yeah, I think I'd go with the mistress, just on first glance. The wife isn't even trying, with the stupid butch cut hair... which doesn't help when she already looks about 20 years older than she actually is.

Tim Allen is married to Madeline Albright?

I thought the same thing, damn.

....have started eating proper meals of 2,000 calories a day.
Their rations include yogurt and cereal for breakfast, chicken sandwiches for lunch and jam sandwiches for dinner. They each have tea and five liters of water daily.

Can you imagine how much crap is going down that hole daily? All those rations for 33 people, plus the liquids.

And while the mistress might be younger and better-looking, what is she doing there? She's trying to attention whore and force a confrontation when the guy is pulled out, when he's not really going to be in any shape for this kind of foolishness. "After you've been underground for months and now need to go to the hospital, tell me how much you love ME and not your wife!" Just the kind of woman you don't want on your side.

cryinoutloud: ....have started eating proper meals of 2,000 calories a day.
Their rations include yogurt and cereal for breakfast, chicken sandwiches for lunch and jam sandwiches for dinner. They each have tea and five liters of water daily.

Can you imagine how much crap is going down that hole daily? All those rations for 33 people, plus the liquids.

And while the mistress might be younger and better-looking, what is she doing there? She's trying to attention whore and force a confrontation when the guy is pulled out, when he's not really going to be in any shape for this kind of foolishness. "After you've been underground for months and now need to go to the hospital, tell me how much you love ME and not your wife!" Just the kind of woman you don't want on your side.

There is the possibility that she really loves the guy and wants to be there.

And, Jesus, that butch hairdo some women get because "it's easier to deal with" us just horrid.

"Meanwhile, the captives have been hit with an alcohol and tobacco ban by National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) experts helping the rescue."

WTF???? NASA??? Someone explain

Meanwhile, the captives have been hit with an alcohol and tobacco ban by National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) experts helping the rescue.

What happened NASA? You guys used to be cool.

BFletch651: They're expert in keeping teams of people in confined quarters with limited resources for long periods of time.

Like my ex?

He's got 4 months to come up with a good story.

Speedofdarkness
What happened NASA? You guys used to be cool.

NASA is kind of like your parents: they were cool during the 60s and 70s and they thought they would be cool the rest of their lives. "Let's go to the moon!" "Why?" "BECAUSE IT'S THERE!" And they fire up a joint with a slide rule and have promiscuous nerd sex. (That last bit may be up to interpretation)

Then come the 80s, 90s and 00s where their priorities shifted toward less cool endeavors - "Let's put a teacher in space!" "Why?" "BECAUSE WE'LL GET A BETTER APPROVAL RATING WITH WOMEN AGES 34-42!" "ROCK ON!" (NASA PR flack flashes devil horns and high fives all around - again, one man's interpretation) - until one day it's 2010 and they take a step back to wonder "What the hell just happened? I used to be cool! I used to mean something! Let's rescue people from mine shafts!"

So basically, a midlife crisis.

/ this post brought to you by lack of sleep and mt dew

I've seen this one before. Was it Melrose Place? The Brady Bunch one where Mike was trapped?

dontevenknow: Well, he's in for a Chile reception.
/It was just a miner indiscretion.

muy bueno

FTFA - Salinas, 56, is said to be "horrified". However, she is determined not to give up her man to her love rival.

She told friends: "Barrios is my husband. He loves me and I am his devoted wife. This woman has no legitimacy."

But Valenzuela said the 50-year-old miner, who she met on a training course five years ago, was planning to leave his wife for her.

She said: "We are in love. I'll wait for him."



"That okay guys," the miner was heard to say. "I'll hang back and, um, make sure the mine is sturdy. Or something."

Rubberband Girl: FTFA - Salinas, 56, is said to be "horrified". However, she is determined not to give up her man to her love rival.

She told friends: "Barrios is my husband. He loves me and I am his devoted wife. This woman has no legitimacy."

But Valenzuela said the 50-year-old miner, who she met on a training course five years ago, was planning to leave his wife for her.

She said: "We are in love. I'll wait for him."



"That okay guys," the miner was heard to say. "I'll hang back and, um, make sure the mine is sturdy. Or something."

Grande Juan doesn't have the same ring to it as Big John