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JasonOfOrillia
2010-09-02 09:29:38 AM
I guess Allah did not will them to succeed.
 
WTF Indeed [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 09:37:18 AM
Perhaps this is just a new front in their war. Defacing the West's childhood memories, and crazy girls with no bfs.
 
Jim_Callahan
2010-09-02 09:43:13 AM
Cyber-jihadis

Wow, there is something more pathetic than being an internet tough guy on a newsgroup/forum. Who knew?
 
Barakku
2010-09-02 09:54:29 AM
Their next stop, My Little Infidel Ponies
 
Jimmy's getting angry [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 09:57:16 AM
Scatter-brain Islamists?
Who knew...
 
clusterfrak
2010-09-02 09:59:59 AM
What a bunch of maroons
t0.gstatic.com
 
Loud_Mouth_Soup
2010-09-02 10:31:35 AM
Someone exploded their pic-a-nic basket?
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2010-09-02 10:33:16 AM
Every jihadist, that's been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's 72 virgins to deflower
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They'll plot and plan as long as they please
Today's the day the jihadists have their picnic
 
nubzers
2010-09-02 10:34:29 AM
Jimmy's getting angry: Scatter-brain Islamists?
Who knew...

I see what you did there...
 
poot_rootbeer
2010-09-02 10:35:45 AM
Hey, I think I'll post a screencap of "Mohammed" in the mascot costume from South Park! Won't that be clever!
 
Lanny Budd
2010-09-02 10:36:09 AM
Next up: Jerusalem artichokes!! JIHAD!!
 
ciderczar
2010-09-02 10:36:57 AM
Next they're going to attack the Annual Pooh-sticks Championship.
 
Bullroarer_Took
2010-09-02 10:37:51 AM
Jim_Callahan: Cyber-jihadis

Wow, there is something more pathetic than being an internet tough guy on a newsgroup/forum. Who knew?

Well, aren't you the big tough hockey man? Your Pittsburgh Pirates aren't so tough now, are they? Manchester United is so going to kick your Steeler's asses in the upcoming football match!
 
doxer
2010-09-02 10:38:17 AM
cheris.lifford.org
 
Non-evil Monkey
2010-09-02 10:38:28 AM
Best I can figure is that the two websites are hosted in the same cluster and the hackers simply mis-navigated the cluster and ended up overwriting the wrong index.html file.

But still, I find it amusing that they accidentally hacked the wrong website. Not something you see every day.
 
TheBlackrose
2010-09-02 10:39:56 AM
At least it was Algerians and not Nigerians. Then they might be hacking on behalf of the distant ancestor of King Loldullah IV and need help with a few transactions.
 
Reality Dichotomist
2010-09-02 10:40:45 AM
Would like to have a word with said Algerian.

www.motifake.com
 
I Win The Internets
2010-09-02 10:40:49 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Every jihadist, that's been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's 72 virgins to deflower
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They'll plot and plan as long as they please
Today's the day the jihadists have their picnic


Brilliant.
 
MCStymie
2010-09-02 10:42:00 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Every jihadist, that's been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's 72 virgins to deflower
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They'll plot and plan as long as they please
Today's the day the jihadists have their picnic

*Wild cheering*
 
YixilTesiphon
2010-09-02 10:45:32 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Every jihadist, that's been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's 72 virgins to deflower
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They'll plot and plan as long as they please
Today's the day the jihadists have their picnic

img.photobucket.com
 
delathi
2010-09-02 10:45:51 AM
This is why I don't live in constant fear of a terrorist attack.

Jihadists are stupid.
 
drongozone
2010-09-02 10:48:33 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Every jihadist, that's been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's 72 virgins to deflower
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They'll plot and plan as long as they please
Today's the day the jihadists have their picnic

Excellent.
Creepy song.
 
Dr Dreidel
2010-09-02 10:48:34 AM
TheBlackrose: At least it was Algerians and not Nigerians. Then they might be hacking on behalf of the distant ancestor of King Loldullah IV and need help with a few transactions.

Woulda been lulzier if they were Libyans.

// Allah-damned pinball-machine parts!!! JIHAD!!
 
themanfromlamancha [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 10:49:56 AM
That's some good headline, subby

+1

/l337 haxors get 72 pron flicks in heaven...
 
Ivan Dobsky
2010-09-02 11:01:52 AM
what is this "hacking" of which you speak???

www.worldwaronecolorphotos.com
 
JohnCarter
2010-09-02 11:06:54 AM
So Allah hates Teddy Bears, must be all the fuzz. Possibly he doesn't like Elvis or Teddy Roosevelt. This is trouble on many levels.
 
BroadbandGremlin
2010-09-02 11:08:51 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Every jihadist, that's been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's 72 virgins to deflower
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They'll plot and plan as long as they please
Today's the day the jihadists have their picnic

---

Lol, that's great.

Did you know that when male jihadists die they get 72 virgins and when female jihadists die they get their virginity back?
 
bifford
2010-09-02 11:26:15 AM
I can imagine a teddy bear company would have less secure servers than the Israeli military. Didn't the hackers feel uncomfortable by how easy it was to break in?
 
lefty201
2010-09-02 11:27:44 AM
Maybe they misread their korans and it really is 72 "virginians".

They are gonna be pissed when Thomas Jefferson biatch slaps them for all of eternity
 
ciderczar
2010-09-02 11:42:47 AM
lefty201: Maybe they misread their korans and it really is 72 "virginians".

They are gonna be pissed when Thomas Jefferson biatch slaps them for all of eternity

Link (new window) ?
 
creeto
2010-09-02 11:47:01 AM
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
starhopper
2010-09-02 12:06:33 PM
BroadbandGremlin: ...
"Did you know that when male jihadists die they get 72 virgins and when female jihadists die they get their virginity back?"

~~~~
I once did......but I've forgotten the chords.



\
\\what i've got
\\\nuthin'
\\slashie jihad!!!
 
MBooda
2010-09-02 12:19:11 PM
Yeah, laugh now.
www.themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com
 
ranfour
2010-09-02 12:29:39 PM
Oh bother.
 
dragonhead
2010-09-02 12:41:20 PM
I live about half an hour away from Belvoir Castle, so I'm getting extra juvenile chuckles from the fact that it's pronounced as "Beaver" castle. :)

TERRORISTS DEFACED MY BEAVER!
 
hjy6 [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 12:47:06 PM
INFIDEL BEAR

lh6.ggpht.com
 
dabbletech
2010-09-02 12:50:20 PM
delathi: This is why I don't live in constant fear of a terrorist attack.

Jihadists are stupid.

Does sort of explain why they can't get their sneakers lit.
 
hjy6 [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 12:51:39 PM
FAIL

lh3.ggpht.com
 
db2
2010-09-02 12:54:59 PM
i51.tinypic.com
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:11:43 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
ciderczar
2010-09-02 01:12:46 PM
dabbletech: delathi: This is why I don't live in constant fear of a terrorist attack.

Jihadists are stupid.

Does sort of explain why they can't get their sneakers lit.

And why they blow their nuts off, or set themselves on fire and get their nuts kicked in by Scotsmen.
 
shipud
2010-09-02 01:18:24 PM
MBooda: Yeah, laugh now.

img251.imageshack.us
 
McGrits
2010-09-02 01:24:26 PM
Jimmy's getting angry: Scatter-brain Islamists?
Who knew...

Hey dude, don't call them dudes?
/not too obscure.
 
elev8meL8r
2010-09-02 01:24:46 PM
Bears are the #1 threat to America, after all. They were just extending us a peace offering.

t2.gstatic.com
 
McGrits
2010-09-02 01:27:04 PM
Also @Shipud,

White tigers are mostly blind, deaf and stupid. It comes from being inbred and the recessive gene combos. Not good for cavalry. Stick with the bears.
 
ignatiusst [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 02:21:16 PM
.. a Belvoir Castle spokeswoman told the Daily Telegraph, "I just help to organise the teddy bears' picnic. It does make more sense that they meant to target the fortress in Israel rather than the castle in Leicestershire," she added.
 
ciderczar
2010-09-02 02:27:07 PM
shipud: MBooda: Yeah, laugh now.

In the gold rush, bear baiting was a popular means of passing the time. Since dogs always lost, lions were brought in to make things more exciting. Bears won every single time. Crushing paw to the head always beats an attempt to grab and break the neck. The odds for tigers don't look good.
 
beoswulf
2010-09-02 02:47:36 PM
The teacher jailed in Sudan for inciting racial hatred appealed for tolerance Friday in a conversation with her son - her first remarks since being jailed for allowing her students to name a teddy bear Muhammad.

Earlier, thousands of Sudanese, many armed with clubs and knives, rallied Friday in a central square and demanded the execution of a British teacher convicted of insulting Islam for allowing her students to name a teddy bear "Muhammad."

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/11/30/world/main3557779.shtml

Jebus we are so lucky are enemies are followers of Islam, wouldn't want to go up against someone competent.
 
lordargent
2010-09-02 03:14:05 PM
Allah Ackboar?
 
The Malingerer
2010-09-02 03:36:38 PM
i1013.photobucket.com
 
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