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(Philly.com) Sad Hurricane Earl likely to spare Jersey Shore, despite massive letter-writing campaign   (philly.com) divider line 54
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vicejay [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 04:08:23 AM
Have slacked off in plugging my hurricane page this season:

Vicejay's awesome hurricane page (new window)

/Those in the Gulf.. keep an eye on Gaston
 
SpeshilEdjukashin [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:09:29 AM
I hope so... but we're not out of the woods yet.
 
Sgygus [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:36:25 AM
Thank you for your good work, vicejay. I visit your site daily this time of the year.
 
FredaDeStilleto
2010-09-02 06:42:17 AM
vicejay: Have slacked off in plugging my hurricane page this season:

Vicejay's awesome hurricane page (new window)

/Those in the Gulf.. keep an eye on Gaston

Thanks, vicejay. I had this bookmarked and - long story short - lost it. Great site.
 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 07:16:46 AM
SpeshilEdjukashin: I hope so... but we're not out of the woods yet.

That... I really don't want to spend the long weekend cutting up trees.

/snow started it
//wind could finish it
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 07:52:02 AM
Hang ten, Dude!

i52.tinypic.com
 
Bad_ad85
2010-09-02 08:06:50 AM
LOOK OUT, FELLOW NOVA SCOTIANS!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
 
jbrooks544
2010-09-02 08:07:12 AM
Looks like it will be passing too close to Cape Cod for comfort. Time to pull the boat, buy gas for the generator, bar oil for the chainsaw and lay in plenty of booze. That should just about do it.
 
Bomb Head Mohammed
2010-09-02 08:26:20 AM
9 posts no snooki?
 
Meauran
2010-09-02 08:26:25 AM
Currently sitting at 23rd st and Wesley in Ocean City, NJ. Leaving to go home on Saturday. The waves here have been awesome all week. Dunno what the drive is going to be like.
 
themanfromlamancha [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 08:29:04 AM
vicejay: Have slacked off in plugging my hurricane page this season:

Vicejay's awesome hurricane page (new window)

/Those in the Gulf.. keep an eye on Gaston

No... one... Hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating!
 
Morrigan
2010-09-02 08:38:25 AM
Bomb Head Mohammed: 9 posts no snooki?

There was another greenlit post about a beached whale. See that one for Snookie...
 
FredaDeStilleto
2010-09-02 08:39:03 AM
Here's the Dare County Government information page in case anyone needs it.
 
somedude210 [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 08:39:40 AM
Based on Vicejay's site's latest tracking models for Earl, we're gonna get hit up here on the Cape and So. Mass.

Woohoo! Never got to go to class in a Hurricane before.

\At Umass Dartmouth now
\\2 more years
 
Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom
2010-09-02 08:48:22 AM
We have family in Brunswick County, NC...about 10 miles west of Oak Island...I hope they are going to be ok.
 
ErgosumDominati
2010-09-02 08:54:36 AM
vicejay: Have slacked off in plugging my hurricane page this season:

Vicejay's awesome hurricane page (new window)

/Those in the Gulf.. keep an eye on Gaston

That is a brilliant site, thanks.
 
FredaDeStilleto
2010-09-02 08:55:31 AM
Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: We have family in Brunswick County, NC...about 10 miles west of Oak Island...I hope they are going to be ok.

I have family at Kill Devil Hills. Seems like everyone is staying, although Nag's Head residents were asked to leave. No surprise there.
 
BalugaJoe
2010-09-02 08:55:35 AM
Gaston is headed straight for Haiti and Sean Penn.
 
Coconice
2010-09-02 09:09:14 AM
Missing Jersey will really fark up earl's karma.
 
soulexposed
2010-09-02 09:13:04 AM
Was planning to drive through Cabot Trail in Cape Cod this weekend. Lame. :(
 
TheGogmagog
2010-09-02 09:17:34 AM
His karma list has just gotten nasty!

/all that I can come up with.
//Must be karma.
 
jamesgsu
2010-09-02 09:17:52 AM
i226.photobucket.com

Carolina: Who is it?

Earl: [ muffled voice ] Flowers.

Carolina: Flowers? From whom?

Earl: [ muffled voice ] Plumber, ma'am..

Carolina: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever hurricane, aren't you?

Earl: [ muffled voice ] Candygram.

Carolina: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're the hurricane, and you know it.

Earl: [ muffled voice ] I'm only a tropical depression, ma'am..

Carolina: A tropical depression? Well.. okay..

[ she opens the door, as the hurricane pulls her screaming into the hallway ]
 
ArtosRC
2010-09-02 09:18:36 AM
Vicejay, your website is a chaser's wet dream. I love it.
 
Funk Brothers
2010-09-02 09:33:30 AM
Too bad we won't have another Katrina on our hands so soon since it will be missing New York City also.
 
Munks
2010-09-02 09:42:04 AM
As an internet user who is happens to be an expert on the earths climate, I have to say that hurricane earl is a political hoax being force fed to us by Al Gore.
 
Teenwolf
2010-09-02 10:20:03 AM
First thing I thought of for some reason:

mortystv.com

/hot
 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 10:30:12 AM
SpeshilEdjukashin: I hope so... but we're not out of the woods yet.

Pfft...we never get anything. I've been here for almost 20 years and we've only been "hit" twice: Gloria & Hugo. And all they did was throw sand onto Rte. 35.

The Halloween Storm in 1991, though--that was a thing to behold. But that was a Nor'easter, not a hurricane.
 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 10:33:11 AM
ThatGuyGreg: SpeshilEdjukashin: I hope so... but we're not out of the woods yet.

That... I really don't want to spend the long weekend cutting up trees.

/snow started it
//wind could finish it

You sound like the park ranger from Ocean County Park I talked to yesterday. He said they're STILL cutting up trees from the storms this past winter & spring. Went for a bike ride through there in April & I'm not surprised. It looked like the trunk of every pine tree over 20' simply exploded.
 
StarBob
2010-09-02 11:00:55 AM
Teenwolf: First thing I thought of for some reason:



/hot

I came to post that. I'm glad I'm not the only one. The name Earl is forever tied to that show in my head.
 
Newfielad
2010-09-02 11:05:26 AM
Latest says that it will miss un almost completly in Nova Scotia. Camping still should be fun this weekend.
 
Newfielad
2010-09-02 11:06:20 AM
^^^^us
 
IXI Jim IXI
2010-09-02 11:15:26 AM
Why do people still live in Bermuda? It ALWAYS seems to hit Bermuda.

/Rhode Island
//hoping this sucker stays the hell out to sea
///buying a kite, just in case
 
Sass-O-Rev
2010-09-02 11:26:21 AM
vicejay: Have slacked off in plugging my hurricane page this season:

Vicejay's awesome hurricane page (new window)

/Those in the Gulf.. keep an eye on Gaston

This is a great site! Haven't seen it before now, but I'll be back!
 
IXI Jim IXI
2010-09-02 11:41:38 AM
vicejay: Vicejay's awesome hurricane page (new window)

/Those in the Gulf.. keep an eye on Gaston

You might want to put up a warning for those who are prone to seizures...

/awesome job, though.
 
zahadum party planner
2010-09-02 11:49:49 AM
If it did hit the Jersey shore It would mean it would be raining oompa loompas in CT. Which if I recall my Bible verses is the second plague or some such thing.
 
Needlessly Complicated
2010-09-02 11:51:45 AM
Try the black-eyed peas.

graphics8.nytimes.com

/hot
 
vicejay [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 11:57:56 AM
Thx, all.

Will be updating it with regional / local radars as Earl gets closer to shore.
 
ytterbium [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 12:08:42 PM
I'll be going to your site in a jiffy, vicejay. I've been spending a lot of time on storm2k.org- very technical and a little bickery, but it has up-to-the-minute info.

So, vicejay: I have a feeling that the East Coast emergency management folks are dropping their collective balls on this storm. I believe Earl will rake the coast and cause some real damage, especially as it pushes the surge along its northwestern wall. Plus, what about the Labor Day vacationers who won't leave becaus they've paid big money for their rentals? I think people are being waayyyyy too complacent.

What are your thoughts?

/Weather geek
//Has been a few hurricanes/Trop storms
 
Burn_Atlanta
2010-09-02 12:30:06 PM
Doesn't matter -- those worthless turds are in Miami.
 
SpeshilEdjukashin [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:19:26 PM
brigid_fitch: park ranger from Ocean County Park

Since when are there park rangers? Only thing I see is trees, litter, and graffiti. F*cking Lakewood, how does it work?

zahadum party planner: If it did hit the Jersey shore It would mean it would be raining oompa loompas in CT. Which if I recall my Bible verses is the second plague or some such thing.

I'd laugh my ass off if Earl breezed through Sleazeside Hts, picked up Snooki, and dropped her fat ass right on Bridgeport. It would be like an orange lard explosion. People would be walking around all like "The f*ck, Earl, you turned us all in to walking, talking Cheetos Puffs? You wash this Long Island sh*t off of us RIGHT NOW!"
 
drone1
2010-09-02 01:40:02 PM
vicejay

Been a fan of your site for a long time. Did not know you were a farker. Now i like it even more.
 
DontMakeMeComeBackThere
2010-09-02 02:17:17 PM
www.stormpulse.com
 
Duck_of_Doom
2010-09-02 02:50:50 PM
SpeshilEdjukashin I'd laugh my ass off if Earl breezed through Sleazeside Hts, picked up Snooki, and dropped her fat ass right on Bridgeport. It would be like an orange lard explosion. People would be walking around all like "The f*ck, Earl, you turned us all in to walking, talking Cheetos Puffs? You wash this Long Island sh*t off of us RIGHT NOW!"

How about dropping that skank on Westport for a change. Earl can redeem every hurricane ever if he dumps her on Michael Bolton's house.
 
El Dudereno
2010-09-02 03:06:03 PM
Duck_of_Doom: SpeshilEdjukashin I'd laugh my ass off if Earl breezed through Sleazeside Hts, picked up Snooki, and dropped her fat ass right on Bridgeport. It would be like an orange lard explosion. People would be walking around all like "The f*ck, Earl, you turned us all in to walking, talking Cheetos Puffs? You wash this Long Island sh*t off of us RIGHT NOW!"

How about dropping that skank on Westport for a change. Earl can redeem every hurricane ever if he dumps her on Michael Bolton's house.

i568.photobucket.com

Bring it, Earl.
 
vicejay [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 03:22:54 PM
ytterbium: So, vicejay: I have a feeling that the East Coast emergency management folks are dropping their collective balls on this storm. I believe Earl will rake the coast and cause some real damage, especially as it pushes the surge along its northwestern wall. Plus, what about the Labor Day vacationers who won't leave becaus they've paid big money for their rentals? I think people are being waayyyyy too complacent.

What are your thoughts?

/Weather geek
//Has been a few hurricanes/Trop storms

Well, the western half of the storm is the 'weaker' side.. so that will give them a bit of a break.. but you're right, I think they're putting too much stock in the models. If it were coming this close to my family in Louisiana, they'd be evacuating.
 
FredaDeStilleto
2010-09-02 03:36:39 PM
vicejay: ytterbium: So, vicejay: I have a feeling that the East Coast emergency management folks are dropping their collective balls on this storm. I believe Earl will rake the coast and cause some real damage, especially as it pushes the surge along its northwestern wall. Plus, what about the Labor Day vacationers who won't leave becaus they've paid big money for their rentals? I think people are being waayyyyy too complacent.



What are your thoughts?

/Weather geek
//Has been a few hurricanes/Trop storms

Well, the western half of the storm is the 'weaker' side.. so that will give them a bit of a break.. but you're right, I think they're putting too much stock in the models. If it were coming this close to my family in Louisiana, they'd be evacuating.

Maybe you can answer this. Will people living on the bay side of Kill Devil Hills be more affected by the storm than people living on the ocean side of the town?
 
DarKrow
2010-09-02 04:34:49 PM
As long as my friend's wedding on Saturday is dry, I'll be happy.
 
ytterbium [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 04:41:37 PM
Anyone who chose to stay in Kill Devil Hills for this will be sorry they did. The eye doesn't have to pass overhead- plus, it's the surge that does damage to the coastal islands
 
YouPeopleAreCrazy
2010-09-02 06:42:32 PM
FredaDeStilleto: Maybe you can answer this. Will people living on the bay side of Kill Devil Hills be more affected by the storm than people living on the ocean side of the town?

There will be flooding on both sides as the wind shifts while it goes by.

/Oh, and high tide is ~2AM, just as the eye is going by the area
 
ellenc
2010-09-02 06:59:10 PM
Good luck, NorthEast farkers.

farm5.static.flickr.com
 
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