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(Public Opinion) Dumbass Man tells cop he doesn't know why he's naked. Yes, alcohol was involved   (publicopiniononline.com) divider line 26
More: Dumbass, Pennsylvania State Police, W.D. Va., public drunkenness, Warm Spring Road Saturday night  
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Stay Cool Babylon
2010-09-02 04:38:11 AM
I confess to being "that guy" who always gets naked after drinking too much. Look, someone has to do it.
 
brainiac-dumdum
2010-09-02 05:09:31 AM
duh, he's naked because he doesn't have any clothes on.
 
JacksonBryan [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 07:41:45 AM
Haha, anytime I get drunk I...hmm...I can't remember.
 
u01000101
2010-09-02 07:41:47 AM
We call it "Friday evening"...
 
elbandito
2010-09-02 07:43:43 AM
Shoulda greased himself up before running from the cops.
 
Roxy Monoxide
2010-09-02 07:44:40 AM
They *hic* were *hic* here *hic* just a second *hic* ago.
 
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 07:48:26 AM
So he's either a time traveler or a shapeshifter.

Also, I have concerns with this paragraph:

He is accused of "posing" alongside the road and "mooning" passing motorists by bending over a mailbox and showing his "backside."

The overabundance of quotation marks make me curious as to whether or not the reporter has any idea if those words mean what he thinks they mean.
 
ImThinkin
2010-09-02 07:51:36 AM
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: So he's either a time traveler or a shapeshifter.

Also, I have concerns with this paragraph:

He is accused of "posing" alongside the road and "mooning" passing motorists by bending over a mailbox and showing his "backside."

The overabundance of quotation marks make me curious as to whether or not the reporter has any idea if those words mean what he thinks they mean.

Well, the reporter doesn't seem to be quoting someone with those quotation marks, so he must mean he wasn't actually posing, wasn't actually mooning, and it wasn't actually his backside. Now I really want to know what was going on!
 
Dopplganger
2010-09-02 07:51:50 AM
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: So he's either a time traveler or a shapeshifter.

Also, I have concerns with this paragraph:

He is accused of "posing" alongside the road and "mooning" passing motorists by bending over a mailbox and showing his "backside."

The overabundance of quotation marks make me curious as to whether or not the reporter has any idea if those words mean what he thinks they mean.



Well don't expect too much grammatical prowess from the parts of PA we natives refer to as "Pennsyltucky".
 
Ron T Davenport
2010-09-02 07:55:13 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
Shakin_Haitian
2010-09-02 07:55:21 AM
Stay Cool Babylon: I confess to being "that guy" who always gets naked after drinking too much. Look, someone has to do it.

It doesn't help that clothes are too constricting.
 
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 07:55:37 AM
ImThinkin: Well, the reporter doesn't seem to be quoting someone with those quotation marks, so he must mean he wasn't actually posing, wasn't actually mooning, and it wasn't actually his backside. Now I really want to know what was going on!

Which just lends credence to my time traveler/shapeshifter theory. What are you trying to hide, JIM TUTTLE Staff writer?!
 
Vaguely Racist Lawn Ornament
2010-09-02 08:11:42 AM
I refuse to believe there has to be a reason for nudity. I can think of many, many reasons for clothing (grossly overweight, grossly overugly, grossly effing cold, etc), but there needs to be no reason for nudity. Except that it's fun.
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 08:24:54 AM
ImThinkin: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: So he's either a time traveler or a shapeshifter.

Also, I have concerns with this paragraph:

He is accused of "posing" alongside the road and "mooning" passing motorists by bending over a mailbox and showing his "backside."

The overabundance of quotation marks make me curious as to whether or not the reporter has any idea if those words mean what he thinks they mean.

Well, the reporter doesn't seem to be quoting someone with those quotation marks, so he must mean he wasn't actually posing, wasn't actually mooning, and it wasn't actually his backside. Now I really want to know what was going on!

I too, am confused. What little I know of the practice of "mooning" informs me that the "backside" is more or less a mandatory feature thereof. You can't spell moon without "oo".
 
Gavino
2010-09-02 08:35:32 AM
What's the punishment for mooning in the US? 40 years or something?
 
FarkinHandle
2010-09-02 08:38:20 AM
Todd Edward Crenshaw, 27, of 480 Wild Turkey Road, Harper's Ferry, W. Va.

Wild Turkey Road.
West Virginia.

/all I'm sayin
 
sphinxeon
2010-09-02 08:39:26 AM
mmm yummy where are the nude pics
 
LonMead
2010-09-02 08:50:31 AM
"... but the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity..."

/not obscure
//nothing's obscure on FARK
 
Nogale
2010-09-02 09:05:56 AM
Shakin_Haitian: Stay Cool Babylon: I confess to being "that guy" who always gets naked after drinking too much. Look, someone has to do it.

It doesn't help that clothes are too constricting.

What clothing do you guys wear that's "too constricting"? Do a lot of Farkers go drinking while wearing business suits?
 
Nogale
2010-09-02 09:08:34 AM
Nogale: Shakin_Haitian: Stay Cool Babylon: I confess to being "that guy" who always gets naked after drinking too much. Look, someone has to do it.

It doesn't help that clothes are too constricting.

What clothing do you guys wear that's "too constricting"? Do a lot of Farkers go drinking while wearing business suits?

Actually, come to think of it, that isn't all that strange. I just never thought of men's casual clothes as being restricting. Unless you guys are buying stuff that's too small - but most men I know tend to buy too large rather than too small.
 
Kaoilia
2010-09-02 09:16:58 AM
Y halo thar occifer!
 
Gramma
2010-09-02 09:59:08 AM
I like that the girls 'weren't sure what they saw' so they turned the car around to get a better view.
 
Dheiner [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 10:05:28 AM
LonMead: "... but the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity..."

obscure???

Baby, did you ever wonder.......?
 
FriarED1
2010-09-02 01:56:13 PM
Nogale: Shakin_Haitian: Stay Cool Babylon: I confess to being "that guy" who always gets naked after drinking too much. Look, someone has to do it.

It doesn't help that clothes are too constricting.

What clothing do you guys wear that's "too constricting"? Do a lot of Farkers go drinking while wearing business suits?

Kilts are not too constricting, but that's not what most men wear.
 
Wrath of Heaven
2010-09-02 03:37:28 PM
Constricted... just sayin'
yepyep.gibbs12.com
 
Shakin_Haitian
2010-09-03 07:14:35 AM
Nogale: Nogale: Shakin_Haitian: Stay Cool Babylon: I confess to being "that guy" who always gets naked after drinking too much. Look, someone has to do it.

It doesn't help that clothes are too constricting.

What clothing do you guys wear that's "too constricting"? Do a lot of Farkers go drinking while wearing business suits?

Actually, come to think of it, that isn't all that strange. I just never thought of men's casual clothes as being restricting. Unless you guys are buying stuff that's too small - but most men I know tend to buy too large rather than too small.

Clothes that touch the skin are too restricting. Total Freedom.
 
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