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(Some Guy) Amusing Pennsylvania man wearing only underwear beaten with Wiffle bat, police on lookout for three white men rapping about Revolutionary War heroes (with accompanying picture of what a Wiffle ball and bat may look like)   (huliq.com) divider line 55
More: Amusing, hero, Pennsylvania, fractured skulls, bat attack, Donald Fehr, Bethlehem  
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draaga
2010-09-02 05:34:43 AM
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter?
 
Wonko Fortytwo
2010-09-02 05:37:40 AM
Wiffle Ball has fallen a long way from the path.
 
Myra Maines
2010-09-02 05:45:57 AM
*Last seen* riding cross land, kicking up sand.
 
Ow My Balls
2010-09-02 05:46:56 AM
FTA: The man, identified as Donald Fehr

So, he's (new window) sitting on the porch in his underwear nowadays?
 
The Shatner Incident
2010-09-02 06:12:05 AM
draaga: The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter?

*shakes tiny fist*
 
BowtoMogul
2010-09-02 06:23:58 AM
Still an Ineffective tool of persuasion
 
AdmirableSnackbar
2010-09-02 06:29:45 AM
Why would anyone beat underwear with a wiffle bat? And why would someone only wear underwear beaten with a wiffle bat?
 
tomWright
2010-09-02 06:30:17 AM
animatedtv.about.com
 
Substance B
2010-09-02 06:34:39 AM
AdmirableSnackbar: Why would anyone beat underwear with a wiffle bat? And why would someone only wear underwear beaten with a wiffle bat?

Came here to ask this.
 
objekt404
2010-09-02 06:35:20 AM
draaga: The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter?

Clicked for hope of a Beastie Boy reference, leaving satisfied in 1.
 
consciousNOT
2010-09-02 06:39:36 AM
NSFW language (new window)
 
Muta
2010-09-02 06:53:51 AM
I didn't know the wiffle ball had such a storied history.
I am glad the author padded his story with it.
 
UNC_Samurai
2010-09-02 07:00:30 AM
Ow My Balls: FTA: The man, identified as Donald Fehr

So, he's (new window) sitting on the porch in his underwear nowadays?

The man, identified as Donald Fehr, suffered a number of severe injuries including a broken jaw, a fractured skull and several broken teeth in the beating.

Sports fans should be so lucky.
 
oryx
2010-09-02 07:11:21 AM
First there's the crime report and then there's the "History of Wiffle Ball"?
 
H. W. Plainview
2010-09-02 07:30:53 AM
Looking for a rap song about Revolutionary War? I would try Astronautalis' Trouble Hunters (new window).
 
EasyWind [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 07:36:39 AM
Muta: I didn't know the wiffle ball had such a storied history.
I am glad the author padded his story with it.

Came here to say this.
 
Jackson Herring [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 07:43:04 AM
draaga: The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter?

Witnesses say the suspects first did it like this, followed by doing it like that.
 
communion_wafer
2010-09-02 07:46:23 AM
Brass Monkey
probably their best CD.
 
JacksonBryan [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 07:49:28 AM
I'm afraid that soon Pennslyvania will have it's very own TAG like Florida does. This makes me sad.
 
Slartibartfaster
2010-09-02 07:50:25 AM
FTFA: Bethlehem police indicated in reports that Fehr was sitting on his porch wearing only his underwear

You know who else did not wear trousers in Bethlehem ?

// suspect he did not wear underwear too
 
orionid [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 07:54:33 AM
draaga: The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter?

I heard you did it like this, you did it like that, you did it with a wiffle ball bat.
 
SemiSpook
2010-09-02 08:03:41 AM
Man, I find it hard to believe that just a plain ol' Wiffle bat did that much damage. You wrap that sucker in duct tape for a little more heft.

/Helped while playing baseball in the neighborhood w/ tennis balls
//I know, I know, CSB.
 
thamike
2010-09-02 08:05:05 AM
Did they grab the piano player and punch him in the face?
 
im14u2c
2010-09-02 08:07:24 AM
communion_wafer: Brass Monkey
probably their best CD.

CD? I got Licensed to Ill on vinyl back when it was still their only album!

/grab two girlies and a beer that's cold
 
Bronzed War God
2010-09-02 08:10:36 AM
Headline reenforces the fact that I am definitely in the Fark generation.
 
frizzantik
2010-09-02 08:10:41 AM
i love how all of the percussion on that track is reversed
 
tennessee.hillbilly
2010-09-02 08:13:25 AM
Paul's > License
 
im14u2c
2010-09-02 08:16:43 AM
im14u2c: I got Licensed to Ill on vinyl back when it was still their only album!

Correction: Major studio album on a major label... I'm not counting all their minor stuff prior to Def Jam, such as Cookie Puss and Egg Raid on Mojo.

I'm still rather amused at how many rhymes ending in "-ay" they came up with for the song "Girls".

/seen her just the other day
//checkin' Mike D to my dismay.
 
im14u2c
2010-09-02 08:20:25 AM
tennessee.hillbilly: Paul's > License

Agree 1000%.

/Ask for Janice.
//The number is 718-498-1043.
 
Dalton Voss
2010-09-02 08:27:00 AM
tennessee.hillbilly: Paul's > License

+1
 
SKMDC
2010-09-02 08:57:14 AM
Brooklyn!!!
 
Surly U. Jest
2010-09-02 09:00:39 AM
Substance B: AdmirableSnackbar: Why would anyone beat underwear with a wiffle bat? And why would someone only wear underwear beaten with a wiffle bat?

Came here to ask this.

Me too. How would you identify said underwear?
 
themanfromlamancha [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 09:01:22 AM
you can do some damage with a wiffle bat. I did once



It might have helped that I watched Dumb and Dumber the night before...
 
Hawthorne Wingnut
2010-09-02 09:17:57 AM
The man, identified as Donald Fehr, suffered a number of severe injuries including a broken jaw, a fractured skull and several broken teeth in the beating.

man I so wish this was the a-hole head of the baseball union, who was directly responsible for causing the strike in '94
 
GarySZ
2010-09-02 09:18:15 AM
My list would read:

Paul's>Check Your Head>License>Ill Communication>everything that came later

The funk instrumentals on Check Your Head and Ill Communication, no matter how elementary, are dope.
 
portishead
2010-09-02 10:09:14 AM
We stepped into the wind he had a gun I had a grin
You think my stories over but its ready to begin
 
thamike
2010-09-02 10:17:10 AM
frizzantik: i love how all of the percussion on that track is reversed

Douchebag Russell Simmons trashed it in an interview.
 
AbiNormal
2010-09-02 10:36:23 AM
I've never beaten my undies with a wiffle bat. Does it make them softer?
 
doxer
2010-09-02 10:50:26 AM
EasyWind: Muta: I didn't know the wiffle ball had such a storied history.
I am glad the author padded his story with it.

Came here to say this.

THIS

And i actually LOLd when I read - Soon after the creation of the ball, a plastic Wiffle bat - probably similar to the one used to beat Fehr mercilessly - was designed to accompany and compliment the Wiffle ball.
 
Xlr8urfark
2010-09-02 11:43:21 AM
We did it like this..
We did it like that...


/came for Beastie Boys, leaving happy
 
eviljimbo
2010-09-02 01:05:47 PM
nice one subby, took me a few seconds to get it
 
baronvonflapjack [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:18:52 PM
I don't get the headline. It's not often I don't get it, but I'm man enough to admit when I don't. Anyone 'splain please?
 
GoteamVenture
2010-09-02 01:18:55 PM
i havent had a good whiffle ball game in ages. I now need to play pronto. aaaah a chair a bat and ball.. memories.

/FARK YOU MATT
//ITS A STRIKE IT HIT THE CHAIR
///brother fight
 
Goldmaniac
2010-09-02 01:19:20 PM
"Soon after the creation of the ball, a plastic Wiffle bat - probably similar to the one used to beat Fehr mercilessly - was designed to accompany and compliment the Wiffle ball."

Do you describe a) the beating, or b) the history of Wiffle Ball, or c) both, but d) NOT together!!
 
whammer
2010-09-02 01:31:05 PM
As the story notes, it wasn't just a Wiffle bat assault, it was a heinous (new window) (slightly NSFW) Wiffle bat assault.
 
thamike
2010-09-02 01:39:36 PM
baronvonflapjack: I don't get the headline. It's not often I don't get it, but I'm man enough to admit when I don't. Anyone 'splain please?

There is an entire thread above your post that explains how it references the Beastie Boys' "Paul Revere."
 
Prof. Ann Marion
2010-09-02 02:07:06 PM
Subby, here are a few extra commas for you - it looks like you needed them: ,,,,,,,,,,

Keep the rest, they will come in handy later I'm sure.
 
drunkenmidnight
2010-09-02 02:29:18 PM
www.judochop.us
 
Kanemano
2010-09-02 02:35:38 PM
Goldmaniac: "Soon after the creation of the ball, a plastic Wiffle bat - probably similar to the one used to beat Fehr mercilessly - was designed to accompany and compliment the Wiffle ball."

Do you describe a) the beating, or b) the history of Wiffle Ball, or c) both, but d) NOT together!!

Somebody order the article filler?
 
The Mulatto Maker
2010-09-02 03:15:40 PM
Subby is teh awesome.

/beatsie boys!
 
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