Love the tight-arses who are calling "boycott!!"

Maybe they should be told that 'Senses of Humor' are on sale, Aisle 3.

I knew I shouldn't have trusted Sears with my child.

my teacher molested your honor student

Those don't seem like Sears products...more like your local head shop products.

However, I wonder where the "I got your honor student pregnant" is now going to end up for sale? I'm sure Sears didn't throw them out...
Want.

It doesn't really make sense on a mouse pad. Whose honor student is it referring to, and who's doing the molesting? At least on a car it infers the driver of the car is the molester, and it's the reader's honor student that's being molested.

Heh. Like honor students ever get laid.

yeah? well my mouse had nonconsensual relations with your mousepad that had sex with that honor student!

They really snorged that up.

The title would make a good bumper sticker.

/Got nothing.

Awesome headline, subby.

It would be better if it said "My slutty daughter gave your honor student an STD".

They can sell those mousepads on the InterTubes . . .

/probably to give as gifts in FL

jingks: It doesn't really make sense on a mouse pad. Whose honor student is it referring to, and who's doing the molesting? At least on a car it infers implies the driver of the car is the molester, and it's the reader's honor student that's being molested.

/sorry
//pet peeve
///just saw that error one time too many today
//sorry
/slashies?

johndalek: my teacher molested your honor student

that is how you get the grades to be an honor student!

This is what I've been looking for - While stoned out of my gourd today I was trying to read the sticker on the SUV (of course it's a farking SUV) in front of me.

I thought it might have said "Traitor" and thought that was fairly provocative and considered it for a moment but that would probably inspire too much vandalism. "Stoner" would be a good choice but it's too accurate and I may as well put a "Bust me please, officers" sticker on my car.

"I got your honor student pregnant" though sounds perfectly reasonable - even better: "I got your honor student pregnant and she made me pay for her abortion and I live 1509 feet away from the high school so you cannot add growing pot within 1500 feet of a school to the list of charges you are writing down so suck it!"

So.... who molested the mouse pad? Fox News?

What does this have to do with tea baggers and sarah palin?

dumpstertize: Those don't seem like Sears products...more like your local head shop products.

However, I wonder where the "I got your honor student pregnant" is now going to end up for sale? I'm sure Sears didn't throw them out...
Want.

They'll sell 'em to Spencers Gifts or Hot Topic.

Shocked! SHOCKED!

Just move them over to Wasilla, AK. Problem solved.

TheEllipsisKing...: /sorry
//pet peeve
///just saw that error one time too many today
//sorry
/slashies?

Is it okay if I infer you're a grammar Nazi?

Let me get this straight: some woman doesn't like these mousepads and so promptly emails her local CBS affiliate.

A reporter or whoever gets the email prints out a page from Word with the phrase in question on it and tapes it to an existing mousepad to approximate what they look like. Then the person goes around the newsroom and asks the "men" and "women" their reactions.

Voila! News. And this person draws a salary for this.

TheEllipsisKing...: jingks: It doesn't really make sense on a mouse pad. Whose honor student is it referring to, and who's doing the molesting? At least on a car it infers implies the driver of the car is the molester, and it's the reader's honor student that's being molested.

/sorry
//pet peeve
///just saw that error one time too many today
//sorry
/slashies?

People are idiots. Language is dead. We are all going to die!

I feel your pain but I gave up so long ago.

trixter_nl: johndalek: my teacher molested your honor student

that is how you get the grades to be an honor student!

so thats why i never got good grades in school

There was an article a while back where some religious folks were really offended about pornografic posters being sold at sears. Pretty awesome Fark thread IIRC.

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!

Isn't "moleste" bother in Spanish?

So it could be read as "i bothered your honor student"
as in disturbed or interupted.

go read the do not disturb signs on hotel doors. No Moleste.

Who the hell pays $6.99 for a mousepad?

dumpstertize: Those don't seem like Sears products...more like your local head shop products.

However, I wonder where the "I got your honor student pregnant" is now going to end up for sale? I'm sure Sears didn't throw them out...
Want.

K-Mart...Sears owns K-Mart now. Makes sense to sell questionable shiat there and not have too many people know that it's still Sears technically selling the items.

//will be keeping an eye out for call to boycott K-Mart

How the hell does this make sense as a mouse pad?

Do you go to someone's house, swap out their mousepad, and then sign it so they know it was you that molested their children as opposed to a child molesting mouse pad?
Do you put the mousepad somewhere more public, perhaps stick it to your bumper?
Is this a cry for help? Maybe parents who molest their own children would buy one so that they will get caught by their spouse?

Inquiring minds demand to know.

Whats even funnier is that 2 seconds research will reveal that it was for sale on something called 'sears marketplace'. Now you, I and the Journo looked at that name and instantly figured it meant the sears provides an online portal where other sellers can sell stuff. And indeed so it is. Like ebay stores for example.

The difference is, you and I didnt blaze on ahead and write a bullshiat misleading article stating that sears were directly selling this as one of their products.

mud_shark: This is what I've been looking for - While stoned out of my gourd today I was trying to read the sticker on the SUV (of course it's a farking SUV) in front of me.




if you were having so much difficulty, perhaps you should have left the car at home and walked, maybe?

jbernie: Isn't "moleste" bother in Spanish?

So it could be read as "i bothered your honor student"
as in disturbed or interupted.

go read the do not disturb signs on hotel doors. No Moleste.

I believe you're technically correct but I gotta wonder about connotations especially with Spanglish speakers which are not that uncommon.

you queiro hablando spanglish - porque I don't speak Spanish very well.

dumpstertize: Those don't seem like Sears products...more like your local head shop products.


These slogans can and do sell well at Head shops and university book stores. But Sears relies on serious customers to buy serious furniture, mainstream appliances, barbecues and handyman tools. This could cost the company $5,000 - $10,000 per offended cardholder during the next three years if they launch into immediate damage control and public purging. Humor has no place at Sears.


/Except in their catalog "fashion" selections. Those are funny.
//And furniture. The couch section is downright painful.

jingks: TheEllipsisKing...: /sorry
//pet peeve
///just saw that error one time too many today
//sorry
/slashies?

Is it okay if I infer you're a grammar Nazi?

Yeah, that would be the implication, wouldn't it?

/do real grammar nazis say they're sorry?
//twice?

mud_shark: TheEllipsisKing...: jingks: It doesn't really make sense on a mouse pad. Whose honor student is it referring to, and who's doing the molesting? At least on a car it infers implies the driver of the car is the molester, and it's the reader's honor student that's being molested.

/sorry
//pet peeve
///just saw that error one time too many today
//sorry
/slashies?

People are idiots. Language is dead. We are all going to die!

I feel your pain but I gave up so long ago.

I'm usually able to bite my figurative tongue -- even when the word written completely changes the meaning of the sentence -- and don't point stuff like this out...

...butt if I don't, I'm afraid, there going two loose, they're ability too right, Engrish sentence's at all. )~:

RogermcAllen: How the hell does this make sense as a mouse pad?

Do you go to someone's house, swap out their mousepad, and then sign it so they know it was you that molested their children as opposed to a child molesting mouse pad?
Do you put the mousepad somewhere more public, perhaps stick it to your bumper?
Is this a cry for help? Maybe parents who molest their own children would buy one so that they will get caught by their spouse?

Inquiring minds demand to know.

Maybe they were really thick non-stick bumper stickers but they weren't moving any units so they decided the only thing they could be used for were mouse pads or oven mitts and everyone knows that oven mitts don't make a statement or stand out like a mouse pad does.

trillium13: mud_shark: This is what I've been looking for - While stoned out of my gourd today I was trying to read the sticker on the SUV (of course it's a farking SUV) in front of me.

if you were having so much difficulty, perhaps you should have left the car at home and walked, maybe?


Yeah, mebbe but it's a long walk to the store. I had to get cigarettes - actually, I didn't really need to after I got in my car and found 2 unopened packs even before I left the garage but I was already in gear.

To turn back then would have almost certainly caused an encounter with the MILF next door who was talking on her phone and using phrases like "she needs to stay away from the booze" and "legal" and "custody" and "in writing". I heard all this shiat while I was putting on my shoes. Farking soap operas - are they based on real life or what?

So yeah, I drove past the high school 1509 feet from my home and ogled the girls who were probably not of legal age - believe me that was more of a distraction than being stoned.

Somehow I managed to stop as directed by the local traffic control devices. I did almost cock-punch a driver with Arizona plates because he was driving so slow I could have gotten out of my car and cock-punched him and gotten in my car - well, almost. Even ghost-riding my car would have rear-ended him.

Who the fark is stupid enough to register their car in AZ when they drive around in CO?


Anyway while I was stopped at a traffic light, which I legally and safely stopped for, I raped a girl who was 2 weeks under the age of consent, but it's cool. She was totally into it.

bwakie: end of thread

...

BEST gift for grandkids I've ever laid eyes on. BEST.

After careful and drunken conisderation I've decided against putting a bumper sticker like this on my car.

I've also decided against putting "Full-on-rapist" on my mailbox.

Probably bought by parents who's children are never ever going to be honor students.