The problem is boring porn. That shiat'll put anyone to sleep. What you need is some "niche" viewing to keep things interesting and the mind alert. "Blumpkins Ahoy 5: The Urethra Connection" should do nicely.

duh, it's called meth. you think a trucker would know that.

He fell asleep thinking it was just a sexual fantasy, but after crashing into the guardrail, he awoke to find that he was farked in real life too.

OR IS IT?!?!

In other news, if your car dies in the left lane, sitting in it while waiting for AAA probably isn't the best idea.

but it is a good way

It worked for me...

/at least for a little while anyway

"Stratton hit a deer and her car was disabled in the passing lane shortly before Wallace's tractor-trailer ran into it from behind in Pembroke, 20 miles east of Buffalo."

And the Circle of Death continues.

Actually, subby, it probably is.

So he didn't get the ride of his life?

WTF are you smoking subby, its the best way.

It's a great way for about 5 minutes. Then it's worse.

GreenSun: "Stratton hit a deer and her car was disabled in the passing lane shortly before Wallace's tractor-trailer ran into it from behind in Pembroke, 20 miles east of Buffalo."

And the Circle of Death continues.

Tough to know the exact situation but you would think one could at least make it to the shoulder on either side after hitting a deer.

I've never fallen asleep while watching porn. Have YOU subby?

gas giant: In other news, if your car dies in the left lane, sitting in it while waiting for AAA probably isn't the best idea.

I don't care what the weather's like, if I'm in a car that breaks down on the motorway I always get out and move away, preferably to the other side of the guardrail if there's one.

You'd think it would have kept him up.

Why would you admit to that?

"I was driving along minding my own business and all of a sudden, I see this car stopped in the left lane." Period.

Were you distracted? "No"

Why was there porn on the computer? "I must have forgotten to turn it off when I was at the last truck stop."

I don't believe you. "I bet one out of twelve of my peers will."

she shouldn't have stopped in front of him like a deer in headlights...

Coulda been worse. He could have been making porn instead of just watching it.

Yeah, this makes me feel better on the interstate. Safer and better. Better and safer. Just all around good.

Yep.

I'm staying awake by watching porn right now so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.