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(Daily Mail) Strange Woman with barbed wire wrapped around thighs says she's never had sex. No kidding. (With "Oh, yes you would" pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 260
More: Strange, girls school, Da Vinci Code, West London, Catholic school, elitism, Roman Catholic, misogyny, Opus Dei  
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WideStance
2010-09-01 09:52:02 PM
Oh, no I wouldn't.

She's not fugly or anything, but that is not attractive.
 
horse-pheathers
2010-09-01 09:58:27 PM
Was expecting an albino....

/There is no hidden code in this post.
//Or is there. ..?
 
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich
2010-09-01 09:58:36 PM
WideStance: Oh, no I wouldn't.

She's not fugly or anything, but she's a ginger. that is not attractive.

FTFY
 
John Paul Jones [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 10:04:22 PM
And here we have an example of someone so taken with the mythology of religion that they've managed to rewire their brain into interpreting pain as pleasure. They are to be pitied and mocked.

Moving on...
 
fnorgby [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 10:20:52 PM
She's rewired pain into pleasure, and that's bad. Unless she's a goth chick and then I guess it's hot.
 
Hick [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 10:23:19 PM
She may want to wrap that barbed wire around something you have to atone for your sins.
I will pass.
 
Azlefty [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 10:24:56 PM
Opus Dei
That explains it all!
No Crazy like Catholic Crazy

Nope would not hit even if it was normal!
 
AngryWhiteMale [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 10:26:41 PM
The crazy is strong with this one.
 
jerry2a [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 10:35:16 PM
She's a bit long in the tooth for my tastes. She's also old.
 
Spanky_McFarksalot
2010-09-01 10:42:09 PM
I see farks psychology and religious experts are here.
 
John Paul Jones [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 10:47:34 PM
Spanky_McFarksalot: I see farks psychology and religious experts are here.

Oh, do enlighten us, learned one.
 
Donald_McRonald
2010-09-01 10:55:53 PM
fnorgby: She's rewired pain into pleasure, and that's bad. Unless she's a goth chick and then I guess it's hot.

She's a masochist. She'll pay for her food at Taco Bell with a $2 bill just because she likes to feel persecuted.
 
jerry2a [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 11:05:24 PM
Donald_McRonald: She's a masochist. She'll pay for her food at Taco Bell with a $2 bill just because she likes to feel persecuted.

Just eating at Taco Hell makes you a masochist...
 
Spanky_McFarksalot
2010-09-01 11:08:24 PM
John Paul Jones: Oh, do enlighten us, learned one.

Nah, see I'm not arrogant enough to believe I can understand someones motivations based on a newspaper article I read online.
 
Tomb
2010-09-01 11:12:03 PM
It doesn't take a huge amount of learning to understand the motivations here.

Cults are pretty simple after all.
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 11:20:43 PM
not without alcohol in me i wouldn't
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 11:53:24 PM
But Sarah doesn't do children, and she doesn't do husbands either.

But Father Flannigan, on the other hand...
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 11:56:27 PM
C'mon. OPUS DEI. You can tell from the headline without reading the article.

She'll drop her pants for Antonin Scalia eventually anyway. Everybody in OPUS DEI has to.
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 12:00:18 AM
FTFA: Sarah is 43, single and celibate - and determined to remain so. Each night she fastens a wire chain, known as a cilice (new window), around her upper thigh.

upload.wikimedia.org

What a cilice might look like.
 
SoothinglyDeranged [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 12:08:58 AM
But Sarah doesn't do children

Well, that's good. You've got to admire someone that rebels against the rest of the group of people they otherwise associate with.
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 12:12:03 AM
Not attractive and crazy. Oh yeah. Sign me up.
 
shirtsbyeric
2010-09-02 12:24:03 AM
Why doesn't she wear that thing around her neck like all the other dogs?
 
House of Tards
2010-09-02 12:26:29 AM
She uses a cilice at bedtime? That's the crazy in the sheets that sucks.
 
Stay Cool Babylon
2010-09-02 12:59:20 AM
Pfft. She'll be gangbanged on film any day now. Soon the Crazy is going to break free of the dogma. These girls are so predictable you can set your watch by them.

/comes from a ridiculously religious background
//yes, those rumors are true
 
mamoru [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:16:50 AM
WideStance: Oh, no I wouldn't.

She's not fugly or anything, but that is not attractive.

I would like to express a very high level of agreement with this comment.
 
Cagey B
2010-09-02 02:08:05 AM
Hmmm.

*looks at one hand* Pain/pleasure association could lead to more...interesting, experiences down the road.

*looks at other hand* Religious fundie.

*makes Al Bundy "sorta want" face*
 
baka-san [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 04:19:24 AM
No.

After banging her, she would weep and wail about how she had sinned...

My GF has 3 kids(4, 8, and 10)...

Just getting them to take a bath and get in bed is enough drama for me.
 
crab66
2010-09-02 05:00:44 AM
The high council of batshiat crazy.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
Maxc7001 [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:01:37 AM
I say nay.

i44.photobucket.com
 
Freezingprocess [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:06:07 AM
It takes a lot of boldness and virtue to make such a life decision as her and I respect it.


just kidding. I think she is an abomination.
 
TheyCallMeSirr2
2010-09-02 05:06:29 AM
www.filmdope.com

/APPROVES
 
jingks
2010-09-02 05:06:47 AM
Somacandra: What a cilice might look like.

Bullet ant gloves are where it's at.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
Bullroarer_Took
2010-09-02 05:07:41 AM
But how does she feel about nipple clamps and riding crops?
 
max_damage78
2010-09-02 05:09:27 AM
John Paul Jones: And here we have an example of someone so taken with the mythology of religion that they've managed to rewire their brain into interpreting pain as pleasure. They are to be pitied and mocked.

Moving on...

THIS.
 
Bullroarer_Took
2010-09-02 05:10:05 AM
jingks: Somacandra: What a cilice might look like.

Bullet ant gloves are where it's at.

Word. That's mortification, wussies.
 
simian04
2010-09-02 05:12:40 AM
An ugly virgin? Really?
 
Begoggle
2010-09-02 05:19:30 AM
simian04: An ugly crazy virgin? Really?

FTFY
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2010-09-02 05:20:33 AM
(With "Oh, yes you would" pic)
I don't get your joke subby
 
unalivezombie
2010-09-02 05:20:50 AM
For 43 she has actually aged somewhat gracefully. She looks nicer than some of the Sex and the City gals, not like that is saying much.


Also, she doesn't really have a good tooth to gum ratio.
 
hamfast gamgee
2010-09-02 05:21:51 AM
WideStance: Oh, no I wouldn't.

She's not fugly or anything, but that is not attractive.

...and has serious mental problems. "Religion is a crutch..." etc., etc....

/DNR all TFA. Stopped when "church" appeared...
 
eelcat
2010-09-02 05:25:51 AM
I'd pass thank you.
Mind you she could probably eat an apple through a picket fence.
 
hamfast gamgee
2010-09-02 05:26:23 AM
Maxc7001: I say nay.

shirtsbyeric: Why doesn't she wear that thing around her neck like all the other dogs?

Damn. Tied for 1st place...
 
Girion47
2010-09-02 05:26:32 AM
yeah subby, I don't think so on the whole "hitting" that thing. Not even remotely attracted.
 
Benni K Rok
2010-09-02 05:28:08 AM
This is the kind of crazy I'm not into, so no, I wouldn't.
 
aerojockey
2010-09-02 05:31:13 AM
John Paul Jones

And here we have an example of someone so taken with the mythology of religion that they've managed to rewire their brain into interpreting pain as pleasure. They are to be pitied and mocked.

So, people who like hot peppers, back massages, and walking in the snow are all freakish cultists who deserve pity and mockery because they take pleasure in painful things. Nice logic there, chief.
 
WayToBlue
2010-09-02 05:31:38 AM
Spanky_McFarksalot

John Paul Jones: Oh, do enlighten us, learned one.

Nah, see I'm not arrogant enough to believe I can understand someones motivations based on a newspaper article I read online.

. . . unlike a single sentence post on the internet, which is plenty, right?
 
bobbette
2010-09-02 05:33:09 AM
'Having a boyfriend wasn't as important to me as it was to everyone else. It just wasn't a ruling passion in my life. I wanted to be a pilot.

Not interested in relationships or sex with guys, pilot dream job, consistently seeks out environments that are same-gender. This screams "gay" to me.
 
Noon Blue Apples
2010-09-02 05:40:19 AM
I for one wish that more fundy psychos deliberately removed themselves from the gene pool.
 
simian04
2010-09-02 05:41:12 AM
Begoggle: simian04: An ugly crazy virgin? Really?

FTFY

High Five!
 
cgobla3
2010-09-02 05:41:55 AM
The other girl said she was relieved when she went to the all girls school cause she didn't have to flirt with boys anymore. Sexuality issues, she has them big time.
 
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