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Stay Cool Babylon
2010-09-02 01:01:48 AM
This is why I spend money on proper cookware.
 
inkling79
2010-09-02 01:26:43 AM
Um, I believe the correct term is African-American rhino.
 
Gunny Walker [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:29:48 AM
So now I guess the party now has three? Wait, is J. C. Watts stil in the party?
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:30:35 AM
Is this one of those Photoshop threads?
 
wildcardjack
2010-09-02 01:50:20 AM
No, no awww...

Kill it. Kill it with fire.
 
cheese in a can
2010-09-02 02:02:22 AM
I'd tap it. I'd tap that little biatch good.
 
dobedobeDUE
2010-09-02 02:04:54 AM
When's he off to South Beach???
 
JohnAnnArbor
2010-09-02 02:29:49 AM
cheese in a can: I'd tap it. I'd tap that little biatch good.

t3.gstatic.com
 
LeChevalier
2010-09-02 03:01:32 AM
Unleash it in Afghanistan and let it kill!
 
Begoggle
2010-09-02 03:19:14 AM
Rhinos are pretty awesome.
Unfortunately they can't see too well.
But I would love to have one for a pet.
 
mentaluproar
2010-09-02 03:43:54 AM
Try throwing that in a river.
 
Knucklepopper
2010-09-02 04:39:45 AM
Fat-D: Hi please read:

I am not sure if you heard of WWII vet William J Lashua. Will turns 90 on Saturday September 4th. 2010


http://www.facebook.com/pages/William-J-Lashuas-Birthday/147964501901246?v=wall # !/pages/William-J-Lashuas-

Birthday/147964501901246?v=wall

There is an image explaining details I PRAY that you pass this on. We need your help to make this viral and to help make

this lonely man smile. Send a card, send cookies, send money, goto the party, do anything you can.

-anon
PS SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE

I'm sure you'll be able to make him smile when you visit him during your vacation, you waste of cock-snot.
 
shadow9
2010-09-02 05:13:06 AM
lets rig the contest to name it "Horny"..

also, anyone else wondering what Knucklepopper is on?
 
Isildur
2010-09-02 05:16:04 AM
I want my baby black, baby black, baby black rhino ribs.
 
Coelacanth [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 05:19:08 AM
As soon as they're all dead in the wild, poachers will break into zoos to kill rhinos for their horns. Just give it time.
 
KoolerThanJesus
2010-09-02 06:56:46 AM
It looks like the average Cleveland Browns fan.
 
StormyGrape
2010-09-02 07:49:32 AM
Link from the side of the page with a great mugshot.

Idiot mom pouts after leaving baby in a hot car (new window)
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 08:35:32 AM
www.wtam.com

OH HAI!
 
Oldiron_79
2010-09-02 08:42:13 AM
shadow9: lets rig the contest to name it "Horny"..

also, anyone else wondering what Knucklepopper is on?

Rig the contest to name it the Cleveland Steamer.
 
Liese
2010-09-02 09:02:51 AM
Coelacanth: As soon as they're all dead in the wild, poachers will break into zoos to kill rhinos for their horns. Just give it time.

They already do that in wildilfe refuges and other sanctuaries. Wouldn't be anything new, really. :\
 
Oldiron_79
2010-09-02 09:15:47 AM
Coelacanth: As soon as they're all dead in the wild, poachers will break into zoos to kill rhinos for their horns. Just give it time.

1) if the poachers had the money to get to the U.S. or Europe they wouldn't be living in Africa

2) Many states and the AZA(if its an AZA certified facility in a state that doesn't require it) require facilities keeping dangerous animals to have 24 hour ARMED security
 
rhino33 [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 09:23:13 AM
welcome Rhino34!!!
 
dingo et mah baby
2010-09-02 09:31:12 AM
Knucklepopper: Fat-D: Hi please read:

I am not sure if you heard of WWII vet William J Lashua. Will turns 90 on Saturday September 4th. 2010


http://www.facebook.com/pages/William-J-Lashuas-Birthday/147964501901246?v=wall # !/pages/William-J-Lashuas-

Birthday/147964501901246?v=wall

There is an image explaining details I PRAY that you pass this on. We need your help to make this viral and to help make

this lonely man smile. Send a card, send cookies, send money, goto the party, do anything you can.

-anon
PS SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE

I'm sure you'll be able to make him smile when you visit him during your vacation, you waste of cock-snot.

wow. expecting to read about cute baby rhinos but knucklepopper b*tchslapped me with the crazies
 
Liese
2010-09-02 09:51:12 AM
dingo et mah baby: wow. expecting to read about cute baby rhinos but knucklepopper b*tchslapped me with the crazies

1.bp.blogspot.com

WEEeee!
 
Bashy35
2010-09-02 10:23:34 AM
This guy's distant cousin:

i752.photobucket.com

-Bashy35
 
gojirast
2010-09-02 12:41:30 PM
Of course all the White Rhinos left the Cleveland Zoo years ago.
 
Dan2ine
2010-09-02 01:05:05 PM
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It's the miracle of life!
 
Coelacanth [TotalFark]
2010-09-02 01:33:12 PM
Oldiron_79: Many states and the AZA (if its an AZA certified facility in a state that doesn't require it) require facilities keeping dangerous animals to have 24 hour ARMED security

That won't stop them. We already have people raising tigers and bears in single bedroom apartments for the Chinese market, so the idea of raiding a zoo wouldn't be that far fetched for them. And zoos aren't exactly the bastions of ethical behavior they want you to believe they are.
If I was a minimum wage rent-a-cop, I'd think about sawing off the horn of some dumb animal so I could pay for braces for my kids.
 
Maxor
2010-09-03 04:21:42 AM
Why not cut off its horn with a chainsaw and put it into the pure spring water at the heart of the aquafina bottling plant and solve the worlds need for Viagra commercials?
 
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