Subby we frown down on your troll shenanigans.

feckingmorons: Puerto Rico recently reissued all of its birth certificates because of rampant fraud. Older birth certificates are no longer valid in Puerto Rico, why would they be valid in Ohio.

Anyone born in Puerto Rico needs to apply for a new one if they wish to use it to obtain a driver's license or passport.

Obviously you haven't heard that birth certificates can't be forged. It's a physical impossibility. Didn't you get the memo?

The Jets are in gear,
Our cylinders are clickin'!
The Sharks'll steer clear
'Cause ev'ry Puerto Rican's a lousy chicken!

Fwock you Yo Yo! And by Yo Yo, I mean Ohio

Puerto Rico
My Heart's devotion
Let it sink back
Into the Ocean


/shakes subatomic fist at tevye77.

oldebayer: Puerto Rico
My Heart's devotion
Let it sink back
Into the Ocean


/shakes subatomic fist at tevye77.

Ha, I finally beat someone to a West Side Story reference :)

Godscrack: Pocket Ninja: all I have to say about this is that if you haven't tried Don Q rum, you're farking missing out on some pretty awesome shiat.

Bacardi Añejo. Wish they sold it here in the states.



This stuff? They do. Atleast in New Mexico.

This is exactly like my situation.

I was born in Quebec, and I applied for a Canadian passport last year. I was told that in order to get a passport I'd need to get a new birth certificate. Apparently. back when I was born the certificates were handled by local parishes who weren't too great at the record keeping, so everyone who has an old Quebec birth certificate needs to apply and provide other documentation to get a new one.

A couple of weeks wait and about $50 and I had a new certificate and I got my passport no problem.

No racism, no discrimination, nothinig other than bureacratic red tape to make sure they have audit trails for this stuff.

TOTAL NON-ISSUE.

You know who else was in Puerto Rico until defecting to Canada?

Kim Phuc

What's the concern?/ The only time we ever need to really worry is if one of them gets it in their head that can they run for president

Subby, did you even read the article?

Whatever.

Chuletas cancan por favor.




It's a full pork chop with the pork belly (bacon) still attached for those who don't know

/Gracias Puerto Rico por el sabor de los cielos

skinink: I was telling a coworker who's Puerto Rican that he needed a new birth certificate. You'd think I was telling him to chop off his own arm because of how he refused to believe he needed a new one.

If they were born after January 13, 1941 and establish 14 straight years of residency in one of 50 states they can run for President.

WithinReason: What's the concern?/ The only time we ever need to really worry is if one of them gets it in their head that can they run for president

If they were born after January 13, 1941 and establish 14 straight years of residency in one of 50 states they can run for President.

/sorry for the wrong quote in previous post

arkansas: Who is stupid?


The policy reflects a law on the island that will invalidate all older birth certificates on Sept. 30, the agency said.

In other words Puerto Rico is not gonna accept those certificates either. Those racist Puerto Ricans are racist against Puerto Ricans.

Why let facts into this discussion? Everyone knows that all true Americans hate anyone who is "hispanic" and that Puerto Ricans have everything in common with people from Uruguay.

They're all the farking same aren't they? Even Spaniards - you cannot trust them. They look just like Messcans.

jaylectricity: jerry2a: Jeez. How long before all citizens will be required to submit a DNA sample at birth or upon attaining citizenship?

OH NOES!!! (new window)

You don't have to be required. The government will just get it while you're not looking.

ZOMG with that information health insurers can exclude all sorts of genetically pre-exiting condit--oh wait they can't anymore.

djkutch: Capitalist1: feckingmorons: Puerto Rico recently reissued all of its birth certificates because of rampant fraud. Older birth certificates are no longer valid in Puerto Rico, why would they be valid in Ohio.

Anyone born in Puerto Rico needs to apply for a new one if they wish to use it to obtain a driver's license or passport.

Obviously you haven't heard that birth certificates can't be forged. It's a physical impossibility. Didn't you get the memo?

Indeed. Possibly, even government generated ones should be suspect.

There is another one on the internet that is from Kenya and looks as good as yours! He is a fraud, fool!

Ohio BMV was a clearinghouse for all kinds of undocumented persons getting titles to vehicles. At least until that little fraud was uncovered and stopped. So now... everybody at the Ohio BMV is tripping all over themselves to make sure everything is on the up and up, even if it means strictly enforcing rules and regs that could probably would have been bent a little in the past.

/still doesn't think it is right that PR has separate entries for Olympics and other global competitions.

12349876: WithinReason: What's the concern?/ The only time we ever need to really worry is if one of them gets it in their head that can they run for president

If they were born after January 13, 1941 and establish 14 straight years of residency in one of 50 states they can run for President.

/sorry for the wrong quote in previous post

well of course, if they fit with the traditions of this country, but no use giving any of them delusions

monkeyinapinata: Godscrack: Pocket Ninja: all I have to say about this is that if you haven't tried Don Q rum, you're farking missing out on some pretty awesome shiat.

Bacardi Añejo. Wish they sold it here in the states.



This stuff? They do. Atleast in New Mexico.

No no; the UNITED States, not Mexican states. Geez, doesn't anybody know geometry anymore?

Unique23b: You know who else was in Puerto Rico until defecting to Canada?

Kim Phuc

Well pharkim if he can't take a joke.

Sigh.

This COULD HAVE BEEN a hot Puerto Rico chick thread. For shame Fark.

texastag: Whatever.

Chuletas cancan por favor.

It's a full pork chop with the pork belly (bacon) still attached for those who don't know

/Gracias Puerto Rico por el sabor de los cielos

dayum that looks good.. plantain mash chips on the side or something?
Tha ma-fungo stuff Guy Feiri had the pleasure of having?
(that piggy w/bacon looks great right now)

The terrorists win. You have begun turning upon yourselves. The only thing I pray for is being alive long enough to be able to see live the 2nd US civil war in 20-30 years.

SkittleBrau: Ohio BMV was a clearinghouse for all kinds of undocumented persons getting titles to vehicles. At least until that little fraud was uncovered and stopped. So now... everybody at the Ohio BMV is tripping all over themselves to make sure everything is on the up and up, even if it means strictly enforcing rules and regs that could probably would have been bent a little in the past.

I'm so glad such a thing never happened in Arizona - oh wait, it did - yep, "hispanics" were handing out licenses to illegal aliens like they were candy - well, candy that cost a few hundred dollars anyway.



/still doesn't think it is right that PR has separate entries for Olympics and other global competitions.

Who farking cares about the Olympics? It's all bullshiat anyway.