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2010-09-01 03:41:25 PM
boobs
 
2010-09-01 03:42:19 PM
spacemanjones: boobs

Agreed.
 
2010-09-01 03:43:18 PM
You know how I can tell you're a gay dentist?
 
2010-09-01 03:46:18 PM
I kinda like that she doesn't have perfectly white straight teeth; adds a touch of humanity to her looks, you know?
 
2010-09-01 03:47:13 PM
loathable cockroach: I kinda like that she doesn't have perfectly white straight teeth; adds a touch of humanity to her looks, you know?

Agreed. The whole pristine perfectly white smile thing is off-putting. Kind of an uncanny-valley thing, I think.
 
2010-09-01 03:47:15 PM
 
2010-09-01 03:47:54 PM
loathable cockroach: I kinda like that she doesn't have perfectly white straight teeth; adds a touch of humanity to her looks, you know?

Agreed. I'm sick of the hyper-white veneer look.
 
2010-09-01 03:48:10 PM
Well Sofia bought her teeth, boobs, and as in Colombia. Probably set her back about 6k USD.

She is pretty, but just another typically pretty Colombiana.
 
2010-09-01 03:48:23 PM
They have teeth?
 
2010-09-01 03:48:35 PM
Also, boobs.
 
2010-09-01 03:49:25 PM
loathable cockroach: I kinda like that she doesn't have perfectly white straight teeth; adds a touch of humanity to her looks, you know?

No, you still have no shot.
 
2010-09-01 03:51:25 PM
MENSTRUATION: loathable cockroach: I kinda like that she doesn't have perfectly white straight teeth; adds a touch of humanity to her looks, you know?

Agreed. I'm sick of the hyper-white veneer look.


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2010-09-01 03:52:35 PM
TheAnvil: loathable cockroach: I kinda like that she doesn't have perfectly white straight teeth; adds a touch of humanity to her looks, you know?

No, you still have no shot.


I do have a shot; it just hits my wank rag rather than her boobies is all
 
2010-09-01 03:55:53 PM
I read that as asses. Yes please.
 
2010-09-01 03:58:17 PM
So a guy who sells teeth for a living says damn near everyone needs to pay hum large amounts of money for his services. Who'd a thunk?

More Christina Hendricks than I can handle in one day. I'm comin', Elizabeth!
 
2010-09-01 04:08:18 PM
Uptown Hipster Doofus: You know how I can tell you're a gay dentist?

Came in here to quip this. [Shakes fist in frustration at missed opportunity.]
 
2010-09-01 04:21:09 PM
Is it just me or does anybody else find her sexy on Mad Men but find her underwhelming in candid awards show photos? She's still hot but I'd rather be with Sofia Vergara.
 
2010-09-01 04:21:13 PM
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2010-09-01 04:23:17 PM
So much win, Sir OnmyojiOmn
 
2010-09-01 04:29:51 PM
PowerSlacker: They have teeth?

I came here to say this. Oh, and boobs.
 
2010-09-01 04:32:53 PM
loathable cockroach: I kinda like that she doesn't have perfectly white straight teeth; adds a touch of humanity to her looks, you know?

I think the reason why she has this closed mouth coy smile going on in most of her photos is because she looks a little puffy to psychotic when she out right bares all. That's not really a teeth thing so much as a shape of the face. Hell, in my profile, I have a pic of the same coy closed mouth smile only because my face looks all kinds of funky and weird when I do otherwise.
 
2010-09-01 04:33:09 PM
She has teeth?
 
2010-09-01 04:34:11 PM
When I lived in Miami in the late 90's, I actually managed to fark Sofia's cousin a few times.

/ She was no Sofia, but she was a pretty girl.
 
2010-09-01 04:37:45 PM
You might want to get horizontal for this one.

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2010-09-01 04:38:21 PM
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2010-09-01 04:38:56 PM
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2010-09-01 04:40:30 PM
OnmyojiOmn: You might want to get horizontal for this one.

Already there.
 
2010-09-01 04:42:11 PM
OnmyojiOmn: You might want to get horizontal for this one.

I'll be in my bunk
 
2010-09-01 04:43:43 PM
Interesting. Comparing teeth; I guess it's a version of dental porn.
 
2010-09-01 04:43:53 PM
KatjaMouse: loathable cockroach: my face looks all kinds of funky and weird when I do otherwise.

Same here, I look stupid with a teeth-baring smile, always prefer to just give a happy smirk, but I still get grilled for that anyway. "Why don't you smile normally?!"

/read that last line in a Mrs Constanza voice for maximum effect
 
2010-09-01 04:47:56 PM
DecemberNitro: Same here, I look stupid with a teeth-baring smile, always prefer to just give a happy smirk, but I still get grilled for that anyway. "Why don't you smile normally?!"

/read that last line in a Mrs Constanza voice for maximum effect


If I do that then I hear both my grandmother and aunt's voices in my head!
 
2010-09-01 04:53:22 PM
MonkeyAngst: OnmyojiOmn: You might want to get horizontal for this one.

Already there.


Thread. Over.
 
2010-09-01 05:14:45 PM
OnmyojiOmn: You might want to get horizontal for this one.

I'll be in my gunk. I mean, bunk. I mean, cubicle, boss!
 
2010-09-01 05:27:46 PM
OnmyojiOmn: You might want to get horizontal for this one.

Aaaaaaand favorites list!
 
2010-09-01 05:35:30 PM
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2010-09-01 05:35:47 PM
MENSTRUATION: loathable cockroach: I kinda like that she doesn't have perfectly white straight teeth; adds a touch of humanity to her looks, you know?

Agreed. I'm sick of the hyper-white veneer look.


No kidding. The only people who have that are in the business.

Film/television/porn

Keep whitening your teeth folks, you won't have them when you get old!
 
2010-09-01 05:38:07 PM
Christine Hendricks has teeth? I never noticed that high.
 
2010-09-01 05:40:01 PM
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Sorry Pedobear, it's just an armpit
 
2010-09-01 05:44:17 PM
popfreak: Sorry Pedobear, it's just an armpit

I'll have a window seat please...
 
2010-09-01 05:44:55 PM
Weird how most people with ultra white teeth also have unnaturally long teeth. Almost as though it farks up your gums.

/has no scientific basis for this
//just puzzled
///British
////only ever sees rotted stumps IRL
 
2010-09-01 05:48:21 PM
FarkinNortherner: Weird how most people with ultra white teeth also have unnaturally long teeth. Almost as though it farks up your gums.

/has no scientific basis for this
//just puzzled
///British
////only ever sees rotted stumps IRL


As someone who's fighting periodontal disease one of the first things my doctor asked me was "Do you whiten your teeth? Over whitening can damage the gum line."

/My teeth are pretty white because I literally count 120 seconds every time I brush my teeth.
 
2010-09-01 05:49:53 PM
Hollywood needs to relax when it comes to teeth. It pulls me right out of a show/movie when some bum/gang member starts talking street/tough while baring perfectly straight, and blindingly white choppers.
 
2010-09-01 05:54:42 PM
Wow, I really do not care about Christina Hendricks' teeth, or even if she has any. Probably a bonus if she doesn't.
 
2010-09-01 06:00:01 PM
robsul82: Wow, I really do not care about Christina Hendricks' teeth, or even if she has any. Probably a bonus if she doesn't.

As Shakespeare so eloquently put: Best is, she has no teeth to bite!
 
2010-09-01 06:28:48 PM
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Can't believe I'm the Weeners this. You guys are slacking today.
 
2010-09-01 07:27:56 PM
That'd be the prettiest pair I'd come across for sure.
 
2010-09-01 07:33:51 PM
I've noticed her lack of smiling before. I don't really see anything wrong with her teeth, it's just the overall effect a smile has on her face isn't that attractive. Can't pinpoint why, but her face always seems noticeably less attractive when she has a real smile. And based on her tight lipped grins, she seems to be aware of this.

It's ok, some people just look better when they don't smile.
 
2010-09-01 08:06:17 PM
PowerSlacker: They have teeth?

This
 
2010-09-01 08:08:44 PM
unfarkingbelievable: I guess it's a version of dental porn.

Dental porn
Lisa needs braces
 
2010-09-01 08:24:37 PM
In related news, Christina Hendricks has teeth.
 
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