This is a sad story. This guy is obviously severely messed up and will probably never get the treatment he needs.

Nor a hug.

I told ya'll that GaryPDX had a landline.

phlegmmo: Yeah, no problem, this guy looks okay.

What good does it do to put a whackjob like that in lockup? Shoot him and burn the remains.

Had an alcoholic ex-roommate like this.

...which is, of course, why he's an ex-roommate.

Everyone knew he was nuts. The cops, his family, his co-workers...

...and, of course, the squirrels.

Hot chocolate with some marshmallows in it?

That sounds pretty tasty right about now. And it's way hot outside.

And I'm not high.

I should prolly call this in to 911.

Sounds like a really hoopy frood.

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

Ok, my wife was arrested for Domestic Violence yesterday for throwing a phone....I no longer find jail funny. She has pancreatic cancer and brain atrophy. So, she is in lockdown for psychiatric evaluation, she cussed out a judge, and hopefully will be treated in a hospital. This shiat is just farking sad...farking sad.

I find this sad. He's going to be alone and unhappy the rest of his lif and then die ):

jimi32: Ok, my wife was arrested for Domestic Violence yesterday for throwing a phone....I no longer find jail funny. She has pancreatic cancer and brain atrophy. So, she is in lockdown for psychiatric evaluation, she cussed out a judge, and hopefully will be treated in a hospital. This shiat is just farking sad...farking sad.

Sometimes the meds will make people nuts worse.
Truly sorry for you both.

AbbeySomeone: jimi32: Ok, my wife was arrested for Domestic Violence yesterday for throwing a phone....I no longer find jail funny. She has pancreatic cancer and brain atrophy. So, she is in lockdown for psychiatric evaluation, she cussed out a judge, and hopefully will be treated in a hospital. This shiat is just farking sad...farking sad.

Sometimes the meds will make people nuts worse.
Truly sorry for you both.

Thanks, I agree, but this has been the scariest shiat she has ever bee through, I'm guessing, they won't let me see her, and I just want her to come home
/sorry, CSB stuff

FTFA: "They said they found marijuana and a pipe in his backpack."

Take THAT, pot abolitionists!

/Don't the police eventually release 911 call recordings to the public? This one is probably another Fark greenlight...

See now, this is exactly why cell phones were invented. Without the cell phone this would never have been possible.

jimi32: Ok, my wife was arrested for Domestic Violence yesterday for throwing a phone....I no longer find jail funny. She has pancreatic cancer and brain atrophy. So, she is in lockdown for psychiatric evaluation, she cussed out a judge, and hopefully will be treated in a hospital. This shiat is just farking sad...farking sad.

Shiat man, feel sorry for you.

jimi32: AbbeySomeone: jimi32: Ok, my wife was arrested for Domestic Violence yesterday for throwing a phone....I no longer find jail funny. She has pancreatic cancer and brain atrophy. So, she is in lockdown for psychiatric evaluation, she cussed out a judge, and hopefully will be treated in a hospital. This shiat is just farking sad...farking sad.

Sometimes the meds will make people nuts worse.
Truly sorry for you both.

Thanks, I agree, but this has been the scariest shiat she has ever bee through, I'm guessing, they won't let me see her, and I just want her to come home
/sorry, CSB stuff

Take her to a qualified Naturopath when she comes home, seriously.
If her pancreas if F*cked up, her body is unable to process meds making her toxic and frustrated.

/voice of experience

JasonOfOrillia: Sounds like a really hoopy frood.

Not at all because he clearly was not a guy that knew where his towel was.

JasonOfOrillia: Sounds like a really hoopy frood.

Came for this, left satisfied.

I was going to come into this thread and say something wicked funny. Then jimi32 went all Debby Downer. Nevermind.

/really sorry dude
//my mom died from Pancreatic Cancer
///awful awful stuff

The Wizard of Frobozz: I was going to come into this thread and say something wicked funny. Then jimi32 went all Debby Downer. Nevermind.

/really sorry dude
//my mom died from Pancreatic Cancer
///awful awful stuff

Let's cheer jimi32 up, or at least make him laff.

AbbeySomeone: Let's cheer jimi32 up, or at least make him laff.

Two whales are swimming in the ocean when they see a whaling boat. The first whale gets all angry and suggests they go sink it. The second one asks how. The first whale says we both get under the boat and exhale out our blowholes simultaneously and it'll capsize the boat. So they go do it and sure enough the boat tips and starts sinking and as the men are all floating and scrambling around in the water the one whale says, "Let's eat them!" The other whale says in disgust:

"I don't mind giving them a blow job but I'm not swallowing the seamen."

Handcuffs are like little hugs for your wrists.

4chan: I find this sad. He's going to be alone and unhappy the rest of his lif and then die ):

Seems this

Officers said Eskelsen admitted to using drugs daily. They said they found marijuana and a pipe in his backpack. Eskelsen also said he had a needle and a syringe, according to police.


Might have a lot to do with his situation.

CravenMorehead:
Not at all because he clearly was not a guy that knew where his towel was.

Ah but he ended up with a towel, didn't he.

The_Sponge: [towliejpg] Do you want a hug and get high?

That was absolutely you-owe-me-a-keyboard worthy. Seriously... well done.

What is it about loopy people and hot chocolate? Why didn't he want a bedtime story and someone to tuck him in, too?

JasonOfOrillia: CravenMorehead:
Not at all because he clearly was not a guy that knew where his towel was.

Ah but he ended up with a towel, didn't he.



I'm still waiting for mine.

What a valid hot tub emergency might look like...

Hot chocolate sux cuz u can't chug it as fast as cola

I kinda wish this guy had gotten his hug. I mean yeah, no one is going to want to hug a crazy, drugged out guy, but he probably legitimately wanted a hug. And hot cocoa.

This guy is probably living in a lonely hell of drug abuse and battling his own mental instability. Nobody envisions that kind of life for themselves when they are kids. Someone failed him, maybe his parents, his teachers, himself. I don't know. But he turned to drugs and he's been accelerating his death ever since.

So he calls 911. First he pretends to be the Sheriff because he wishes he had some kind of power over his life. Then he comes clean; he just needs some kind of authority figure to show him affection. He really just wants a hug and some hot cocoa. Some comfort that doesn't come in a dirty, diseased syringe. Maybe if his parents hadn't hit him quite so hard, maybe if the other kids hadn't teased him so much, maybe if someone just cared about him. He called 911 because he wants someone, anywhere, even the nice police officers, to take him somewhere where he'll feel cared for. Jail, to him, couldn't be any worse than being imprisoned in his own head the way he is now. He knows his only destiny is to die alone and unloved in a gutter somewhere, and he wishes someone would do something to help him stop it. No one can, and no one will.

Also I suggest rereading this post in the voice of either Garrison Keillor or Gilbert Gottfried, depending on your mood.

Who wouldn't want a howl and a tug?

Kuoxasar: I kinda wish this guy had gotten his hug. I mean yeah, no one is going to want to hug a crazy, drugged out guy, but he probably legitimately wanted a hug. And hot cocoa.

This guy is probably living in a lonely hell of drug abuse and battling his own mental instability. Nobody envisions that kind of life for themselves when they are kids. Someone failed him, maybe his parents, his teachers, himself. I don't know. But he turned to drugs and he's been accelerating his death ever since.

So he calls 911. First he pretends to be the Sheriff because he wishes he had some kind of power over his life. Then he comes clean; he just needs some kind of authority figure to show him affection. He really just wants a hug and some hot cocoa. Some comfort that doesn't come in a dirty, diseased syringe. Maybe if his parents hadn't hit him quite so hard, maybe if the other kids hadn't teased him so much, maybe if someone just cared about him. He called 911 because he wants someone, anywhere, even the nice police officers, to take him somewhere where he'll feel cared for. Jail, to him, couldn't be any worse than being imprisoned in his own head the way he is now. He knows his only destiny is to die alone and unloved in a gutter somewhere, and he wishes someone would do something to help him stop it. No one can, and no one will.

Also I suggest rereading this post in the voice of either Garrison Keillor or Gilbert Gottfried, depending on your mood.

I was going to make some back handed kill joy comment until I read the Gilbert part and re-read your post. Now I thank you for the inappropriate laughter.

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Ghastly: AbbeySomeone:
Let's cheer jimi32 up, or at least make him laff.

Wouldn't it be easier to just laugh AT him? That would cheer us up.

You goddamnFarker......go!

good_2_go: 42

I'm sorry, that made me laugh.....

phlegmmo: Yeah, no problem, this guy looks okay.

He looks like an ex-roommate who discovered the joy of smoking crystal meth shortly before he stopped being my roommate (for obvious reasons.)

Remember, do not stop until I give you the signal or dramatically throw you to the ground and request a towel.

Police stress that 911 should only be used for real emergencies.

Try 311 next time ya loon

Wow, not ONE Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference?

austin_millbarge: Wow, not ONE Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference?

There were two in the first ten posts. Including the second.

Sum Dum Gai: There were two in the first ten posts. Including the second.

And by two I mean three.

I_Am_Weasel: Arthur?

Ford?

I heard the call on Bob and Tom this morning. Very funny.