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(Cincinnati Enquirer) Dumbass Guess Who's guitar was stolen over the weekend. Go on, Guess Who   (news.cincinnati.com) divider line 38
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2010-09-01 12:14:29 PM
The Band?
 
2010-09-01 12:20:36 PM
 
2010-09-01 12:24:36 PM
Maybe the lock....was picked.

/YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 12:52:15 PM
DarnoKonrad: Who's on stage

Second Base

www.memorial-walls.com
 
2010-09-01 01:07:50 PM
Subby, for that headline you get no sugar tonight in your coffee and no sugar tonight in your tea.
 
2010-09-01 01:22:40 PM
No time for that headline.
 
2010-09-01 01:47:23 PM
These eyes see what you did there.
 
2010-09-01 02:13:41 PM
Barakku: Maybe the lock....was picked.

/YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


img340.imageshack.us
 
2010-09-01 02:56:04 PM
images.amazon.com

Does he have a mustache?
 
2010-09-01 04:07:45 PM
Was he deaf, dumb and blind? Did he play a mean pinball?

...what?

Oh...

...
..
.
OH!

Sorry!
 
2010-09-01 04:18:09 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

/must've been a bass guitar
 
2010-09-01 04:35:46 PM
uploads.neatorama.com

WANTED FOR QUESTIONING
 
2010-09-01 04:38:38 PM
I will be looking for Ser# 782027 Gibson EC 35 on eBay soon, I guess. Who?
 
2010-09-01 04:44:42 PM
Prolly stolen by an American Woman.
 
2010-09-01 04:49:40 PM
The band assistant will be looking for a new gig. Maybe next time he'll double-check to make sure the lock on the case didn't come Undun.
 
2010-09-01 05:04:16 PM
marcsguitarshop may not agree with the price, they sold this one 6/10/2010

New Miscellaneous Gibson EC-30

------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -
Item: 1368 How To Order Sold Price: $795.00
Product Description:
I would rate this at a 7.5 due to the finish bubble by the front of the bridge. It is in very good condition aside from that. No cracks! with OHSC.
 
2010-09-01 05:07:23 PM
its not the guitar,

its who's playing it.
 
2010-09-01 05:10:55 PM
Man, anything to keep them from playing their crappy version
of 'rock' music.
 
2010-09-01 05:11:37 PM
i'm not here to debate The Guess Who in a broad sense, but I present to you the worst song ever written. By anyone. The lyrics are priceless.
Talisman - The Guess Who (new window)
 
2010-09-01 05:13:11 PM
If www.harryshearer.com weren't offline right now, I'd post a link to the Credibility Gap's bit about a concert promoter.
 
2010-09-01 05:26:50 PM
NuttierThanEver: Does he have a mustache?

GAHH!!! Now I've got the creepy comercial where there all talking in my head..
 
2010-09-01 06:33:47 PM
Many a year ago, Randy Bachman had a favourite Guild guitar stolen. He jumped on the phone and started calling pawnshops all over North America and telling them to be on the lookout for the guitar.

Many of the pawnshop guys responded with, "Yeah we'll look out for it, but if you like Guild guitars, I've got a sweet little beauty here I could let you have at a good price...."

And thus Randy Bachman's world-class Guild guitar collection was born. I know, cool story, etc.

Seriously, I've known a few musicians that have had their instruments stolen, and it's not a nice thing to do to them. I hope they saw off this guy's hand with a rusty E-string.
 
2010-09-01 06:37:44 PM
I bet Pete Townshend is pissed!

/LOLWUT? :)
 
2010-09-01 06:51:28 PM
Have they checked local pawn shops yet? That's where hot instruments usually end up. Those are nothing but a fence for stolen goods.
 
2010-09-01 07:01:41 PM
Evidently there is a ransom note.....

www.thewho.net
 
2010-09-01 07:29:58 PM
No Thems on next, Who's at the Isle of Wight. Otis Redding? Otis Red my last will and testament.

That's it Abbot, it's time to gut you with this got damn sling blade.

Gut You With This Got Damn Sling Blade is on the CMJ top college/s top new act lllagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
 
2010-09-01 08:08:57 PM
Seriously look for Jello Biafra doing American Woman with Bachman on the guitar.
 
2010-09-01 09:20:14 PM
The Guess Who sucked
 
2010-09-01 11:16:59 PM
Rickenbacker: The band assistant will be looking for a new gig.

He'll be running back to Saskatoon.
 
2010-09-01 11:18:56 PM
Too bad the most important members (Burton Cummings and Randy Bachman) aren't even in the band anymore....
 
2010-09-02 12:08:57 AM
I blame Andrew Eldritch. Particularly if they'd been sitting in a bar for hours.
 
2010-09-02 12:15:15 AM
I saw the Guess Who about 25 years ago and I don't even think they were the original band members back then.\

They still rocked though and I still have the t-shirt.

Guess what it says on the back? (Guess Who's Back) - I knew it was a lame joke even when I bought it.
 
2010-09-02 11:00:01 AM
DarnoKonrad: Who's on stage

When I saw that originally, I was probably the only kid who got the references. That was such an awesome cartoon. I've gotta get the DVDs!

Sucks about the guitar. That is a beautiful peice of craftmanship right there. I hope they find it in one peice.
 
2010-09-02 12:06:05 PM
About five years ago my two favorite Les Pauls (Gibson Les Paul and a 1st gen Epi Elite that was ten times better than your average Gibson) were stolen from backstage after a show in Nashville. I REALLY want them back.

I'd LOVE to smash the hands of the thief with a hammer... not that the thief had a hammer... what I meant to say was I would love to smash, with a hammer, the hands of the thief.
 
2010-09-02 04:51:47 PM
Linux_Yes: its not the guitar,

its who's playing it.


Yup, and it wasn't Randy Bachman.
 
2010-09-02 06:08:22 PM
Derwood: WANTED FOR QUESTIONING

Uhh, creed was in The grass roots.
/Either way, these eyes are cryin'
 
2010-09-02 09:06:46 PM
Unless the guitar belongs to Randy Bachman, I have no time for this story.
 
2010-09-03 08:17:39 PM
classicalmurray: i'm not here to debate The Guess Who in a broad sense, but I present to you the worst song ever written. By anyone. The lyrics are priceless.
Talisman - The Guess Who (new window)


It isn't too bad. Just not your typical Guess Who.
 
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