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2010-09-01 09:24:55 AM
The words "Keith Olbermann" and "desperate" always seem to fit so well together.
 
2010-09-01 09:43:11 AM
Yeah but he's still making money off this. Damnit! I'm going to start acting like a right wing nut case and start writing books on crazy ass shiat like: Obama was born in Kenya, Obama is a Muslim, Obama is going to declare Martial Law if states oppose healthcare (i just made that up SEE???), things like that.

Then I'm going to cash in baby! The sheep will line up to buy one of my hate filled books of non-truths. It's all good though cause I'll still vote Democrat.

exposeglennbeck.com
 
2010-09-01 09:53:15 AM
I think Beck's Christian charlatanism is a bigger insult to Christians than anything Olbermann could say.

"At least it would have been honest."

Like lying to his crowd of eighty-five brazillion about the history of the Washington Monument while standing in its shadow?
 
2010-09-01 10:29:04 AM
Diogenes: I think Beck's Christian charlatanism is a bigger insult to Christians than anything Olbermann could say.

"At least it would have been honest."

Like lying to his crowd of eighty-five brazillion about the history of the Washington Monument while standing in its shadow?


Beck is the ultimate con artist. If he could have made money espousing horse flogging, he'd beat that to death, too.
 
2010-09-01 10:39:36 AM
I really like the flailing about when trying to desperately prove that tons of people showed up.

The aerial photography company is totally in on the ruse to destroy Beck's credibility.

Of course, if 500k people really did show up, does that mean Beck has to pay a fine since his permits didn't plan for that many people?
 
2010-09-01 10:43:42 AM
The only way I'm interested in Beck v. Olbermann is if they fight it out in Thunderdome. But then, one of them gets to leave. And the whole thing would be a sissy slap fight that would make your average NBA "fight" look like a UFC match.
 
2010-09-01 10:46:52 AM
Nabb1: The only way I'm interested in Beck v. Olbermann is if they fight it out in Thunderdome. But then, one of them gets to leave. And the whole thing would be a sissy slap fight that would make your average NBA "fight" look like a UFC match.

I don't know. Beck can probably summon tard strength and I'll bet Olbermann fights dirty.
 
2010-09-01 10:50:03 AM
Keith Olbermann makes desperate attempt to get Glenn Beck's news website on the front page of fark (theblaze.com)

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hilarious.

*spoiler*TheBlaze.com is Glenn Beck's website*endspoiler*
 
2010-09-01 11:11:42 AM
img838.imageshack.us

Glenn Beck was a DJ on some crappy morning zoo radio show in Phoenix in the mid 80's. He bounced around radio shows across the country as a wannabe shock jock attention whore for years.

A perfect candidate for another God oil salesman.
 
2010-09-01 11:39:28 AM
dgc360: Keith Olbermann makes desperate attempt to get Glenn Beck's news website on the front page of fark (theblaze.com)

47 clicks; will post to Main» on 01 Sep 2010 at 1:06 PM

hilarious.

*spoiler*TheBlaze.com is Glenn Beck's website*endspoiler*


Seriously though, there's really no possibility that Fark wouldn't start linking to TheBlaze sometimes. There are too many conservative Admins. The Olbermann thing is just an excuse to start before they've got any wholesale derp.
 
2010-09-01 11:44:21 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-09-01 12:04:23 PM
dgc360: *spoiler*TheBlaze.com is Glenn Beck's website*endspoiler*

Yeah, we had a thread about that a while ago. I'm surprised the PITA meter isn't pegged all the way to 'fascist.'
 
2010-09-01 12:25:12 PM
Why does it not surprise me that website does not allow comments...

Also, I like the link to WaPo who links to NY Daily News for "factual" evidence that 500K people went to the rally.
 
2010-09-01 12:29:32 PM
HulkHands: Why does it not surprise me that website does not allow comments...

They're infringing on Dr. Laura's Freedom of Speech! They're against the Constitution!
 
2010-09-01 12:32:23 PM
Beck's "faith" is fake.

It really is that simple.
 
2010-09-01 12:38:24 PM
HulkHands: Why does it not surprise me that website does not allow comments...

Than they would have to hire a ton of dedicated, intelligent, and incredibly good looking people called moderators to watch the website and remove the inappropriate material. The cost of finding these rare and valuable people is astronomical.
 
2010-09-01 12:51:42 PM
FTFA I love how MSNBC doesn't hesitate to repeat CBS' incredibly false crowd

Their link to prove the 80,000 figure was "incredibly false" - someone merely stating it was 500,000.

But hey, these authoritarians watch Beck to learn new things. He's a teacher! It has nothing to do with belief reinforcement.
 
2010-09-01 01:10:04 PM
Diogenes: I think Beck's Christian charlatanism is a bigger insult to Christians than anything Olbermann could say.

Beck is not a Christian, he's a Mormon.
 
2010-09-01 01:10:33 PM
Was there a story on that site mixed in with the Gold Line ads?
 
2010-09-01 01:10:47 PM
Glenn Beck's rally attracted 1.6 million people. I read it on theblaze.com
 
2010-09-01 01:11:12 PM
Nabb1: The only way I'm interested in Beck v. Olbermann is if they fight it out in Thunderdome.

The problem with that is, that while two men enter, one man leaves, so it's only a half win.
 
2010-09-01 01:12:05 PM
I want to tell you a story. I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves. Go ahead. Close your eyes, please. This is a story about a little girl walking home from the grocery store one sunny afternoon. I want you to picture this little girl. Suddenly a truck races up. Glenn Beck jumps out and grabs her. He drags her into a nearby field and he ties her up and he rips her clothes from her body. Now he climbs on, raping her, shattering everything innocent and pure with a vicious thrust in a fog of drunken breath and sweat. And when he's done, after he's killed her tiny womb, murdered any chance for her to have children, to have life beyond her own, he decides to use her for target practice. He starts throwing full beer cans at her. He throws them so hard that it tears the flesh all the way to her bones. Then he urinates on her. Now comes the hanging. He has a rope. He ties a noose. Imagine the noose going tight around her neck and with a sudden blinding jerk she's pulled into the air and her feet and legs go kicking. They don't find the ground. The hanging branch isn't strong enough. It snaps and she falls back to the earth. So he picks her up, throws her in the back of the truck and drives out to Foggy Creek Bridge. Pitches her over the edge. And she drops some thirty feet down to the creek bottom below. Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body soaked in his urine, soaked in his semen, soaked in her blood, left to die. Can you see her? I want you to picture that little girl.
 
2010-09-01 01:12:37 PM
It also turn out Olberman is a Mr. Show fan.
 
2010-09-01 01:13:22 PM
A pretty good description of counting crowds (pops) from Steve Doig, who's done this before. For your inner statistician and pundit, this one's for you.

/disclaimer: Doig's helped me with other unrelated things
 
2010-09-01 01:13:29 PM
elchip: Glenn Beck's rally attracted 1.6 million people. I read it on theblaze.com

More like it repelled 298.4 million people, amirite?
 
2010-09-01 01:13:31 PM
Making a mockery of Glenn's (and countless others') religious beliefs

And right-wingers NEVER do that!
 
2010-09-01 01:13:33 PM
elchip: I want to tell you a story. I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves. Go ahead. Close your eyes, please. This is a story about a little girl walking home from the grocery store one sunny afternoon. I want you to picture this little girl. Suddenly a truck races up. Glenn Beck jumps out and grabs her. He drags her into a nearby field and he ties her up and he rips her clothes from her body. Now he climbs on, raping her, shattering everything innocent and pure with a vicious thrust in a fog of drunken breath and sweat. And when he's done, after he's killed her tiny womb, murdered any chance for her to have children, to have life beyond her own, he decides to use her for target practice. He starts throwing full beer cans at her. He throws them so hard that it tears the flesh all the way to her bones. Then he urinates on her. Now comes the hanging. He has a rope. He ties a noose. Imagine the noose going tight around her neck and with a sudden blinding jerk she's pulled into the air and her feet and legs go kicking. They don't find the ground. The hanging branch isn't strong enough. It snaps and she falls back to the earth. So he picks her up, throws her in the back of the truck and drives out to Foggy Creek Bridge. Pitches her over the edge. And she drops some thirty feet down to the creek bottom below. Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body soaked in his urine, soaked in his semen, soaked in her blood, left to die. Can you see her? I want you to picture that little girl.

ok... where's the story?
 
2010-09-01 01:13:41 PM
Olbermann at least is better educated than Beck (he actually completed college). But neither one of them have any life or career experience other than broadcasting.

Why the flying fark would I care what a couple of doofuses (one of whom only has a high school education) who've never actually done anything think about anything? What the hell is wrong with people?
 
2010-09-01 01:13:57 PM
Fark's choking on something. The URL for the count:
http://stevedoig.com/archives/250
 
2010-09-01 01:14:17 PM
stucka: A pretty good description of counting crowds (pops) from Steve Doig, who's done this before. For your inner statistician and pundit, this one's for you.

/disclaimer: Doig's helped me with other unrelated things


you should ask him for help with html ;)
 
2010-09-01 01:14:40 PM
crazier than a shiat-house rat
 
2010-09-01 01:15:05 PM
When the science of counting people comes into question because of politics you know you have failed as a nation.
 
2010-09-01 01:15:31 PM
I hate Chevy: Beck is not a Christian, he's a Moran.


Someone had to.
 
2010-09-01 01:15:34 PM
skullkrusher: ok... where's the story?

Yes, he deserved to die and I hope he burns in hell!
 
2010-09-01 01:15:47 PM
Keith Olbermann makes desperate attempt to get Glenn Beck's news website on the front page of fark is a whiny douchebag who sucked at everything, included his time at ESPN.

He also looks like a nerd.

/To be fair, I equally hate Glenn Beck. Every time I see him I want to slap his head open handed just to see how long those fat f*cking cheeks jiggle.
 
2010-09-01 01:16:22 PM
I hate Chevy: Diogenes: I think Beck's Christian charlatanism is a bigger insult to Christians than anything Olbermann could say.

Beck is not a Christian, he's a Mormon.


A Morman?
 
2010-09-01 01:16:30 PM
i cannot remember the last time i so admired then so loathed someone. i so admired olberman when he did the big show with dan patrick...now i so loathe him.

that said, beck is an abortion.
 
2010-09-01 01:16:32 PM
Tacos
 
2010-09-01 01:16:40 PM
elchip: skullkrusher: ok... where's the story?

Yes, he deserved to die and I hope he burns in hell!


can I open my eyes now so I can see the story? This is the internet.
 
2010-09-01 01:17:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2010-09-01 01:17:41 PM
I hate Chevy: Diogenes: I think Beck's Christian charlatanism is a bigger insult to Christians than anything Olbermann could say.

Beck is not a Christian, he's a Mormon.


I wasn't going to go there, but yes, there's that, too.

Certainly seems to be a large number of fickle and capricious Christians who are willing to set that aside.

For my part, it's not even necessary to go there. A fake is a fake is a fake. It doesn't matter what colors he's flying.
 
2010-09-01 01:17:54 PM
I heard that Glenn Beck is a moleman. Can any one confirm this?
 
2010-09-01 01:18:06 PM
elchip: I want to tell you a story. I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves. Go ahead. Close your eyes, please. This is a story about a little girl walking home from the grocery store one sunny afternoon. I want you to picture this little girl. Suddenly a truck races up. Glenn Beck jumps out and grabs her. He drags her into a nearby field and he ties her up and he rips her clothes from her body. Now he climbs on, raping her, shattering everything innocent and pure with a vicious thrust in a fog of drunken breath and sweat. And when he's done, after he's killed her tiny womb, murdered any chance for her to have children, to have life beyond her own, he decides to use her for target practice. He starts throwing full beer cans at her. He throws them so hard that it tears the flesh all the way to her bones. Then he urinates on her. Now comes the hanging. He has a rope. He ties a noose. Imagine the noose going tight around her neck and with a sudden blinding jerk she's pulled into the air and her feet and legs go kicking. They don't find the ground. The hanging branch isn't strong enough. It snaps and she falls back to the earth. So he picks her up, throws her in the back of the truck and drives out to Foggy Creek Bridge. Pitches her over the edge. And she drops some thirty feet down to the creek bottom below. Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body soaked in his urine, soaked in his semen, soaked in her blood, left to die. Can you see her? I want you to picture that little girl.

That sounds hawt.
 
2010-09-01 01:18:13 PM
goddammitsomuch! I should have been paying more attention. I really don't want this guy getting my traffic.
 
2010-09-01 01:18:18 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: HulkHands: Why does it not surprise me that website does not allow comments...

Then they would have to hire a ton of dedicated, intelligent, and incredibly good looking people called moderators to watch the website and remove the inappropriate material. The cost of finding these rare and valuable people is astronomical.


Does Fark have a plan to get some of these new-fangled "moderators" eventually?

/ I kid!
 
2010-09-01 01:19:12 PM
Based on [removed] corporate access policies, this web site ( http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2010/08/31/olbermann-mocks-beck-and-his-faith/ ) has been blocked because it has been determined to be a security threat to your computer or the corporate network. This web site has been associated with malware/spyware.

Weird.
 
2010-09-01 01:19:40 PM
Yes, we are all individuals!

/I'm not
 
2010-09-01 01:19:50 PM
skullkrusher: elchip: I want to tell you a story. I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. [...]

ok... where's the story?


another liberal plot collapses under the weight of its own LIES
 
2010-09-01 01:20:00 PM
I watched Olbermann religiously until about a week after his first "MEESTER PRESEEDENT!" rant. The Murrow impersonation at the end of every broadcast is an afront to the man and the award.

One day Aaron Brown is going to come with the righteous fist from on high and return sanity to the cable news channels.
 
2010-09-01 01:20:30 PM
TFA: I love how MSNBC doesn't hesitate to repeat CBS' incredibly false crowd estimate of Saturday's rally of 85,000 people.

I love how the link goes to another news outlet reporting demonstrably false numbers.

"My fake numbers are better than your fake numbers!"
 
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