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ultraholland		2010-09-01 05:19:05 AM

Police have not released his condition.

Is "soprano" considered a condition?

SoothinglyDeranged		2010-09-01 05:29:06 AM

ow ow ow ow

notmtwain		2010-09-01 07:26:19 AM

Dear Dale, I meant to tell you about mortgaging the house. I had to do it.

Sybarite		2010-09-01 08:49:07 AM

I'm sure I've made some women mad, but never smacking my balls with a crowbar mad.

jehovahs witness protection		2010-09-01 09:04:58 AM

What the hell did the note say?
Did he order the masturbation channel?

PacManDreaming		2010-09-01 09:48:30 AM

FTA: "Police learned that Morris' husband had left her a note that enraged her..."

Did you know your sister is a screamer.

Adjective Bird Whiskey		2010-09-01 09:49:35 AM

Kill her.

tnpir		2010-09-01 10:05:02 AM

ultraholland: Police have not released his condition.

Is "soprano" considered a condition?

ic2.pbase.com

Girl Least Likely		2010-09-01 10:10:32 AM

I laughed.

Goose4		2010-09-01 10:10:48 AM

This is why you never leave your tools in the kitchen.

Ponzholio		2010-09-01 10:10:55 AM

Read the headline- Police: Stroudsburg woman hit husband in crotch with crowbar

closed window...

katerbug72		2010-09-01 10:10:56 AM

She should have hit him in the head first and knocked him out so he didn't have to feel the hit to the balls. Damn, woman, you crazy.

GlueFaceBear		2010-09-01 10:12:12 AM

Honey,

I've taken the last Coke. Will pick up more on the way home.

I_Am_Weasel		2010-09-01 10:13:20 AM

Goose4: This is why you never leave your tools in the kitchen.

You really should never leave your tool anywhere.

UberStickleback		2010-09-01 10:13:53 AM

With a thing like that as a wife, i'd be hitting myself in the d!ck with a crowbar

papatex		2010-09-01 10:16:16 AM

Ponzholio: Read the headline- Police: Stroudsburg woman hit husband in crotch with crowbar

closed window...

this

Yulian		2010-09-01 10:16:49 AM

Crowbar to the junk!?

i486.photobucket.com

Outlaw Thirds		2010-09-01 10:17:12 AM

Loud_Mouth_Soup		2010-09-01 10:17:48 AM

Tools in the jewels?

Musto		2010-09-01 10:19:45 AM

sk8r		2010-09-01 10:20:19 AM

jehovahs witness protection: What the hell did the note say?
Did he order the masturbation channel?

My first thought.

BillN		2010-09-01 10:22:53 AM

My wife told me a long time ago "Remember, you gotta sleep sometime".

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2010-09-01 10:23:37 AM

"Dear Honey, The doctor told me I have crabs, so I'm going to stop at the drugstore on the way home to pick up some medicine."

Unfortunately, the wife was a big Half-Life player, and she knows how to cure a case of crabs... Hence the crowbar.

obzerver		2010-09-01 10:25:08 AM

Morris' husband had left her a note that enraged her

Honey I f*cked your mom, lol

Ponzholio		2010-09-01 10:27:26 AM

obzerver: Morris' husband had left her a note that enraged her

Honey I f*cked your mom, lol

Your sister taught me this new move.

Bit'O'Gristle		2010-09-01 10:27:32 AM

Well..the good news is that with his balls crushed..he wont have to fark that ugly biatch.

Girl Least Likely		2010-09-01 10:28:41 AM

Musto

Ten points to your House.

goofycaca		2010-09-01 10:28:57 AM

Hit him in the groin and the head? Isn't that redundent?

LegacyDL		2010-09-01 10:30:34 AM

BillN: My wife told me a long time ago "Remember, you gotta sleep sometime".

And you're still with her?

Le Bomb Suprize		2010-09-01 10:31:22 AM

Police have not released his condition.

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition is in.

The_Original_Roxtar		2010-09-01 10:31:48 AM

Outlaw Thirds: www.ancientlyre.com

BWAHAHAHHHAHAHHAA

JimmySlicings		2010-09-01 10:33:15 AM

Go away! 'Batin

ram.1500		2010-09-01 10:33:51 AM

katerbug72: She should have hit him in the head first and knocked him out so he didn't have to feel the hit to the balls. Damn, woman, you crazy.

Given the option, most men would take the head shot first!!

bump		2010-09-01 10:34:16 AM

This is yet another example of emotional and physical abuse that so many women are forced to endure in this male dominated soc... Oh wait, it was a guy and he was hit in is privates?... Okay, then it's funny and he probably deserved it... let's all laugh at the stupid man and his stupid pain - ahahahahahahahaha....

JohnCarter		2010-09-01 10:37:26 AM

Just daaaamn

First to the crotch with a crowbar, then she went upside his head with the crowbar. That's hardcore.

Obviously he needs some serious work on his note writing skills

Madaynun		2010-09-01 10:37:50 AM

Wife,
1.Make me a Sammich
2. Bring me a beer
3.take your teeth out
4.get on your knees

I'll be in the living room watching the porn channel i just ordered.

Foxie299		2010-09-01 10:40:06 AM

Ponzholio: obzerver: Morris' husband had left her a note that enraged her

Honey I f*cked your mom, lol

Your sister taught me this new move.

Honey, I have a kind of weird request... Can you hit me in the balls with a crowbar? There's one in the kitchen drawer. Thanks.

Primitive Screwhead		2010-09-01 10:40:28 AM

Lincey		2010-09-01 10:42:51 AM

OW, MY BALLS

FrylockMastershake		2010-09-01 10:44:55 AM

Death penalty, no court costs, no jail time...straight to the chair

Kirk's_Toupee		2010-09-01 10:46:03 AM

complimentary thread (new window)

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2010-09-01 10:47:56 AM

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

tortilla burger		2010-09-01 10:48:01 AM

FrylockMastershake: Death penalty, no court costs, no jail time...straight to the chair

You mean the one with the wooden slats? That's just not humane

tarheel07		2010-09-01 10:51:13 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Welcome to Costco, I love you.

I'm glad to see that someone else gets the Idiocracy reference

/great movie
//scarily realistic

BillN		2010-09-01 11:06:33 AM

BillN: My wife told me a long time ago "Remember, you gotta sleep sometime".

And you're still with her?

PMS and GPS. She's a biatch that'll find you.

Dr Dreidel		2010-09-01 11:09:12 AM

Pussy.

angelwolf65		2010-09-01 11:17:19 AM

Loud_Mouth_Soup: Tools in the jewels?

A bar to the balls

Shakespeare's Monkey		2010-09-01 11:19:24 AM

Seems kind of confusing. She could just have simply looked at the poor schmuck and his balls would have dropped right off. That's a face that could stop lava. Why use a crowbar?

bulsd		2010-09-01 11:20:31 AM

Dr Dreidel: Pussy.

"Haha, You're gonna die with your last thought being that you've been tickling my balls!! hahaha!"

reddot		2010-09-01 11:48:46 AM

When police asked her where she hit her husband, Dale Morris responded, she "hit him in the -----because he deserved it," according to an arrest affidavit.
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