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(AP)   Man accidentally shoots himself in the rear. Case not likely to end up in a pellet court   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 33
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The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 12:07:06 AM
I drove over Blewett Pass on Sunday, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.
 
tevye77
2010-09-01 12:15:45 AM
Forrest Gump wanted for questioning.
 
ultraholland
2010-09-01 01:32:09 AM
the 52-year-old Snohomish man had moved his .40-caliber handgun from its holster to his back pocket Saturday to see if that position would be more comfortable.

well...was it?
 
Indolent [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 01:44:12 AM
ultraholland: the 52-year-old Snohomish man had moved his .40-caliber handgun from its holster to his back pocket Saturday to see if that position would be more comfortable.

well...was it?

Nah. It was a pain in the ass.
 
thisisyourbrainonFark
2010-09-01 02:40:59 AM
jacobgrier.com
 
silent sunday
2010-09-01 02:44:52 AM
Twit, when I shoot my self in the ass it's intentional.
 
srhp29
2010-09-01 02:49:53 AM
Plaxico is not amused.
 
Barakku
2010-09-01 02:51:14 AM
If only there were some sort of catch that could ensure the safe movement of a firearm
 
silent sunday
2010-09-01 02:52:03 AM
Barakku: If only there were some sort of catch that could ensure the safe movement of a firearm

They call it a revolver.
 
silent sunday
2010-09-01 03:00:10 AM
In his defense that is Grizzly Bear country. When a Grizzly Bear asks you out for dinner, you're the main course.
 
Ball Zitch
2010-09-01 03:10:18 AM
It is by will alone he sets his butt in motion. It is by the pull of trigger that bullets acquire speed, the ass acquires holes, the holes become a warning. It is by will alone he sets his butt in motion.
 
Unique23b
2010-09-01 03:29:55 AM
This thread is now about hot chicks golfing.

G0!
 
RayD8
2010-09-01 03:34:21 AM
i378.photobucket.com
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2010-09-01 03:35:34 AM
What?

What?

In the butt?
 
silent sunday
2010-09-01 03:38:16 AM
My inter tubeLink (new window) phoo is weak.

NSFW
 
Dafodude
2010-09-01 04:31:29 AM
RayD8

Excellent posture, wonder what her stroke is like...
 
Girl Least Likely
2010-09-01 04:54:04 AM
seoblackhat.com
 
RayD8
2010-09-01 04:55:13 AM
Depends if she is choking down on the shaft.
 
RayD8
2010-09-01 04:56:05 AM
^^^^
Dafodude
 
Petit_Merdeux
2010-09-01 05:43:04 AM
Unique23b: This thread is now about hot chicks golfing.

Fore!
img372.imageshack.us
 
lfd4733
2010-09-01 06:16:03 AM
This guy is in his metal years..

Silver in the hair.

Gold in his teeth.

Lead in his ass...
 
lfd4733
2010-09-01 06:16:49 AM
Now, back to golfing..
 
tjfly
2010-09-01 06:51:22 AM
Fark will occasionally green light what it used to commonly green-light: light hearted funny headlines, devoid of politics.

+1 subby
 
FitzShivering
2010-09-01 07:17:56 AM
Great farking headline, subby. Next time I re-up for TF I'm going back and +1'ing this one.
 
therealburkazoid
2010-09-01 07:50:24 AM
www.wearysloth.com

Did someone say "Shot? In the arse?"

/Came for Izzy, left disappointed.
 
pete1729
2010-09-01 07:51:04 AM
Very popular headline, #1 with a bullet. The victim, however goes #2 with a bullet.
 
douchebag/hater
2010-09-01 11:02:40 AM
Re: TFH?

'Ow! My ears!'
 
noahpoah
2010-09-01 11:11:39 AM
Golf clap for subby.
 
rFarke
2010-09-01 12:15:30 PM
a pellet court only after a split verdict?
 
Maybe Go America
2010-09-01 12:24:40 PM
i224.photobucket.com"I know how it feels getting show in the ass by a pellet gun"
 
El Dudereno
2010-09-01 01:34:27 PM
"You'll shoot you brown eye out, kid!"
 
livingplanb
2010-09-01 05:07:43 PM
You may have found your thrill on Blueberry Hill, but this guy shot his ass on Blewett Pass.
 
Oldiron_79
2010-09-01 05:09:17 PM
Pellet, douche. This thing is spring action, thats the last thing I need is like a CO2 cartrige going off in my pants.

Hopefully not obscure
 
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