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2010-08-31 09:33:49 AM
Really, it is criminal that anyone pay to see him.
 
2010-08-31 09:36:02 AM
I never knew his favorite color was purple. Ohhh alright, I did.
 
2010-08-31 09:43:04 AM
It's been done.

2.bp.blogspot.com

And of course,

www.craphound.com
 
2010-08-31 09:45:15 AM
I would go to this concert if the ghost of GG Allin possessed Bieber. That would be one hell of a show.
 
2010-08-31 09:53:51 AM
FarkedOver: I would go to this concert if the ghost of GG Allin Michael Richards possessed Bieber. That would be one hell of a show.

FTFY
 
2010-08-31 09:55:56 AM
Wait a minute - the hell is a Justin Bieber?
 
2010-08-31 09:57:03 AM
So MSG is just going to look like another NYU graduation that night.
 
2010-08-31 10:01:14 AM
so where in the cited twitter post did this bieber tell fans without tickets to bum rush the show?
 
2010-08-31 10:02:11 AM
tnpir: Wait a minute - the hell is a Justin Bieber?

I think it's a breed of toy dog that Kim Kardashian owns. Not sure though.
 
2010-08-31 10:12:54 AM
tnpir: Wait a minute - the hell is a Justin Bieber?

Dunno, but hopefully someone hits it with a Mack truck soon.
 
2010-08-31 10:19:19 AM
Didn't he also recently say he wanted Katy Perry and some other singer to commit a criminal act?
 
2010-08-31 10:24:02 AM
Schrodinger's Petting Zoo: I think it's a breed of toy dog that Kim Kardashian owns. Not sure though.

Kim Kardashian could own me, if ya know what I mean!

/wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.
//Ok, not really - but she does have a nice butt.
 
2010-08-31 10:24:03 AM
 
2010-08-31 10:24:19 AM
I don't know....the more stories i read about him, the less i hate him. The kid is funny
 
2010-08-31 10:24:50 AM
Saw Billy Idol a few years ago and he suggested the crowd go to stores and get his new album saying "Buy it, nick it, whatever." Unfortunately, I don't think that Billy giving me the OK to nick a cd is going to stand up in court, but it should.
 
2010-08-31 10:30:03 AM
Kryllith: Saw Billy Idol a few years ago and he suggested the crowd go to stores and get his new album saying "Buy it, nick it, whatever." Unfortunately, I don't think that Billy giving me the OK to nick a cd is going to stand up in court, but it should.

maybe he meant that you should put a very small dent in it
 
2010-08-31 10:31:00 AM
Thats cute right up until a couple of cute teen girls get trampled. Real smart kid encouraging a mob.
 
2010-08-31 10:31:22 AM
Buy his music?
 
2010-08-31 10:32:21 AM
acronym: Kryllith: Saw Billy Idol a few years ago and he suggested the crowd go to stores and get his new album saying "Buy it, nick it, whatever." Unfortunately, I don't think that Billy giving me the OK to nick a cd is going to stand up in court, but it should.

maybe he meant that you should put a very small dent in it


Possibly, but the wink he gave us when he said it suggested otherwise. Course, maybe he was just being flirtatious in an attempt to get us to damage cds.
 
2010-08-31 10:32:30 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Hmmmmm, was just listening to Igor's SOAD cover. Amazing!
Chop Suey - System Of A Down - acoustic cover - Igor Presnyakov
 
2010-08-31 10:58:15 AM
Yes, nothing says "F*ck You" to paying fans like letting in a bunch of deadbeats for free. Is this kid her own manager or what? She's getting dumber each time I read about her.
 
2010-08-31 10:59:53 AM
You know, if you really wanted the youngins to attend your concert for free, you could always...make it free for people under 18 or something.

/Or you could be a dumbass and encourage criminal acts and potentially mess up your event as security clashes with people sneaking in
 
2010-08-31 11:05:00 AM
FarkedOver: I never knew his favorite color was purple. Ohhh alright, I did.

Is he Donnie Osmond's love child?

commonfiles.ez-tracks.com
 
2010-08-31 11:13:20 AM
Digitalstrange: Thats cute right up until a couple of cute teen girls get trampled. Real smart kid encouraging a mob.

Actually it's genius. Teen pop idols are manufactured and this is all part of a government plot to thin the herd.

Can you think of any other group of people more worthy of thinning than people who would listen to crap like this?
 
2010-08-31 11:28:40 AM
In a post on his Twitter.com blog on Monday (30Aug10), Bieber wrote, "2morrow let's fill the streets of NYC with purple and even if you dont have tix we will be celebratin n maybe u might just find ur way inside self blinded by pepper spray and your ears filling with blood."

FTFY
 
2010-08-31 11:59:34 AM
tnpir: Wait a minute - the hell is a Justin Bieber?

I still don't know but I don't believe anyone has ever said he/she/it was smart.
 
2010-08-31 12:20:59 PM
tnpir: Wait a minute - the hell is a Justin Bieber?

One of those annoying teenagers who's financially set for life and can get blown by snapping his fingers.

/What, me envy?
 
2010-08-31 12:25:08 PM
Wolverines: I heard on the radio the other day that he was being considered for the lead in the Back to the Future remake. The internet rage will be epic if that's true.

I'm raging right now. No Christopher Lloyd and No Michael J. Fox means no Back to the Future. Unless Bieber is going back in time to kil himself as a baby.
 
2010-08-31 12:51:35 PM
DubyaHater:
I'm raging right now. No Christopher Lloyd and No Michael J. Fox means no Back to the Future. Unless Bieber is going back in time to kil himself as a baby.


Crispin Glover made Back to the Future worth watching. The sequels were crap without him.
 
2010-08-31 01:07:32 PM
Is this the Maryland State Fair thing? Crapdammit if I'll be able to hear Bieber from my house tonight.

/blocked at work
 
2010-08-31 01:20:18 PM
wut's(sic) up wit(with) there(their) attempt 2(to) correct twitter grammer(grammar)?
They used sic, and then corrected things, and missed celebratin?
 
2010-08-31 01:27:35 PM
cjmook21: Is this the Maryland State Fair thing? Crapdammit if I'll be able to hear Bieber from my house tonight.

/blocked at work


Nope, that's Sunday. I pity anyone working security out there. That fairground's gonna be crawling with tweenagers, and since the concert's in the infield of the racetrack, it's gonna get nuts. Just waiting for the news reports on the chaos that's probably gonna hit.
 
2010-08-31 01:48:56 PM
tnpir: Wait a minute - the hell is a Justin Bieber?

i670.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-31 02:07:08 PM
I quietly await the day they find him O.D.'ed with a dead hooker in a motel room. Is that wrong?
 
2010-08-31 02:43:43 PM
fruitloop: so where in the cited twitter post did this bieber tell fans without tickets to bum rush the show?

he didn't, these guys did
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2010-08-31 02:44:23 PM
Wolverines: I heard on the radio the other day that he was being considered for the lead in the Back to the Future remake. The internet rage will be epic if that's true.

They were talking on the radio about how he wants to do a remake of Grease with Miley Cyrus and himself.

I would drive my car into a group of preteens/tweens if this happens.
 
2010-08-31 02:51:32 PM
Who?
 
2010-08-31 04:20:13 PM
a4matte: Wolverines: I heard on the radio the other day that he was being considered for the lead in the Back to the Future remake. The internet rage will be epic if that's true.

They were talking on the radio about how he wants to do a remake of Grease with Miley Cyrus and himself.

I would drive my car into a group of preteens/tweens if this happens.


I just choked on my lunch. Miley's character would be doing half the school, so I guess she'd be Rizzo?
 
2010-08-31 04:22:32 PM
I can't stand his awful music and his annoying voice but at least Justin Bieber seems to appreciate his fans.
 
2010-08-31 07:25:31 PM
I've never heard him sing. I saw a clip of him being interviewed in New Zealand about his last name and he seemed a bit confused.
Looks like a typical Tiger Beat boy. Who cares what 12 year old girls are in a twist about? Twylight? Same thing. I hear about these things, mostly on Fark, and I know what to steer clear of.
 
2010-08-31 09:45:17 PM
red5ish: \I hear about these things, mostly on Fark, and I know what to steer clear of.

Same for me. This' actually the first I'm hearing of a BTTF remake. I heard about another sequel they were gonna do years back, but ended up scrapping it.
 
2010-08-31 10:49:28 PM
Cut their hair like his?
 
2010-09-01 10:47:52 AM
Justin Bieber is encouraging his fans to commit a criminal act: pay good money for the noise he (and his corporate owner) sells as music.
 
2010-09-01 10:50:23 AM
Man, i bet some Gay men out there (especially older gay men) would give anything to get Justin in bed.


i bet they drool to no end.


Justin just has that young, fresh Gay look to him. not that that is bad. i'm just making an observation.
 
2010-09-01 01:42:54 PM
I read it more as "If you wear purple, and I run into you, I'll get you in for free, but only if you can tell me what a Bieber is."
 
2010-09-02 04:42:27 AM
I killed that hooker because Bieber told me to.
 
2010-09-02 09:18:49 AM
Justin, Fark community frowns upon your shenanigans
 
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