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(Contact Music) Stupid Lady Gaga is so afraid of brain tumors she pays someone to hold her phone away from her head during phone calls. Plus if its too close to her head, her tinfoil cap causes interference   (contactmusic.com) divider line 32
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2010-08-31 02:47:04 AM
When i was a youngin' musicians earned their publicity by the quality of their music, not how stupid a statement their PR person can make hoping that what sticks gets free press.

Stop printing this crap, stupid media. You're making us all dumber in the process.
 
2010-08-31 03:36:16 AM
Were I as rich as Lady Gaga, I would pay someone to try to get bizarre rumors like this picked up by the news media, too.
 
2010-08-31 03:42:54 AM
Nothing that Deepak Chopra can't heal
 
2010-08-31 03:50:50 AM
Why a tinfoil hat reference? Apparently in Subby's world, anyone who doubts it's a good idea to hold a cell phone to your head constantly is a nutter.
 
2010-08-31 04:06:01 AM
snuff3r: When i was a youngin' musicians earned their publicity by the quality of their music, not how stupid a statement their PR person can make hoping that what sticks gets free press.

That and doing things like running into a burning house to save a guitar full of weed, biting the head off a bat, having bowls of M&M's in your dressing rooms with all the brown ones removed, trashing the first class cabin on a 747 on a flight from NY to London, hooking up tv sets to extension cords so when you threw them out the hotel window so they keep playing alllll the way to the ground...

This attitude seems sane now...
 
2010-08-31 04:08:32 AM
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That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.
 
2010-08-31 04:10:39 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Dude, it's tinfoil hat
 
2010-08-31 04:23:45 AM
snuff3r: When i was a youngin' musicians earned their publicity by the quality of their music, not how stupid a statement their PR person can make hoping that what sticks gets free press.

Stop printing this crap, stupid media. You're making us all dumber in the process.


there's $$ to be made. the success ratio ...that's another story. but eh, that's the bottom line.

/i don't like it any more than you do
 
2010-08-31 04:25:11 AM
All I hear is radio goo goo, radio ga ga...
 
2010-08-31 04:26:35 AM
baka-san: That and doing things like running into a burning house to save a guitar full of weed, biting the head off a bat, having bowls of M&M's in your dressing rooms with all the brown ones removed, trashing the first class cabin on a 747 on a flight from NY to London, hooking up tv sets to extension cords so when you threw them out the hotel window so they keep playing alllll the way to the ground...


Yeah, well John Denver is dead now, so no more of that nonsense.
 
2010-08-31 07:36:38 AM
As she holds a WIRELESS MICROPHONE!

God dealt her the ultimate tard card.
 
2010-08-31 08:50:06 AM
Dude, whatever drugs she's on, keep as far away from me as possible.
 
2010-08-31 08:59:46 AM
Gaga worrying about brain tumors is like David Bowie worrying about vaginal warts. Sure, it makes good press but come on...seriously....
 
2010-08-31 09:38:23 AM
I can't help but imagine her and her inner circle sit around thinking of eccentric divaesque stuff for her to introduce into her daily routine.

Or, maybe she really is falling off the beam.

Who knows? Who cares?

I hope she goes full on punk / glam metal with her next stuff.
 
2010-08-31 09:43:53 AM
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2010-08-31 09:44:48 AM
Isn't it Lady GagGag
 
2010-08-31 10:02:02 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Again?
 
2010-08-31 10:09:40 AM
LewDux: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Dude, it's tinfoil hat




Yes sir, you are correct.


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2010-08-31 10:41:34 AM
oldmopeder: As she holds a WIRELESS MICROPHONE!

God dealt her the ultimate tard card.


She's most likely lip syncing so I don't think that applies.
 
2010-08-31 10:45:56 AM
She's a dumb biatch princess who came from a wealthy family where her temper tantrums were rewarded with whatever the fark she wanted.

I think she's a pretty unattractive with that overbite.
 
2010-08-31 10:55:26 AM
baka-san: That and doing things like running into a burning house to save a guitar full of weed, biting the head off a bat, having bowls of M&M's in your dressing rooms with all the brown ones removed, trashing the first class cabin on a 747 on a flight from NY to London, hooking up tv sets to extension cords so when you threw them out the hotel window so they keep playing alllll the way to the ground...

This attitude seems sane now...


Almost all of that can be attributed to drugs. And quite frankly, drugs added to music in that era.

This shiat is shiat.. just shiat.. there's no value here. I'm being manipulated by false news so some cock in a ferrari can make more money.
 
2010-08-31 11:48:48 AM
True rumours have to be started by someone else in order to stick. You can't just say wacky shiat and expect it to stick. It has to be out there stuff that isn't far off from believable, like that old rumour about Marilyn Manson getting a rib removed so that he could fellate himself.
 
2010-08-31 11:58:57 AM
GavinTheAlmighty: True rumours have to be started by someone else in order to stick. You can't just say wacky shiat and expect it to stick. It has to be out there stuff that isn't far off from believable, like that old rumour about Marilyn Manson getting a rib removed so that he could fellate himself.

Rumours about Ringo Starr bitting a bat's head off started when fly flew into his mouth during concert
 
2010-08-31 12:20:48 PM
GavinTheAlmighty: It has to be out there stuff that isn't far off from believable

It's out there stuff that is believable because some PR cock has been spamming us all with this bullshiat. This retard wants to own "wierd" and the spam is working, she owns it and the media laps it up.

She's a talentless farkstick who keeps getting foisted on us. Aural rape.
 
2010-08-31 12:21:29 PM
and.. now im just adding it it.

/takes drink somewhere else
 
2010-08-31 04:24:06 PM
Wait, you mean she pays someone to take her calls? Like, I don't know, a personal assistant?
 
2010-08-31 05:13:46 PM
JimmySlicings: LewDux: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Dude, it's tinfoil hat



Yes sir, you are correct.


Man that chick on stage has some sharp knees.
 
2010-08-31 05:20:36 PM
It's funny, because her tour is sponsored by Virgin Mobile.
 
2010-08-31 07:32:23 PM
Ugh, when is this asshat going to go away? Im getting the sense that we might be stuck with her, kind of like Madonna.
 
2010-08-31 07:54:32 PM
even if it is true, can we just stop talking about this stupid farking hack already?
 
2010-08-31 09:57:21 PM
Wow. She was serious when she said to "stop tella foning me eh eh eh eh.
 
2010-08-31 10:38:05 PM
Cooper420: She's a dumb biatch princess who came from a wealthy family where her temper tantrums were rewarded with whatever the fark she wanted.

I think she's a pretty unattractive with that overbite.


Yeah, I'll bet she's got sharp knees too.
 
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