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		Oh god, not the bees (3news.co.nz)		48
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mamoru		2010-08-31 12:45:19 AM

Well, I'm not going to have a cup of coffee with you. :-/

ultraholland		2010-08-31 01:49:37 AM

A beekeeper's vehicle has rolled in North Canterbury, seriously injuring one of the occupants and unleashing hives of angry bees.

An ambulance quickly arrived to the scene, where one of the occupants was rushed to Christchurch Hospital.

OK first off, that's amazing that only one bee was injured; but I have to wonder just why the fark anyone would take it to a hospital.

NewportBarGuy		2010-08-31 03:28:33 AM

I wonder if Nic Cage can math his way outta this one.

theoutlaw		2010-08-31 05:43:32 AM

inkling79		2010-08-31 05:43:47 AM

I'm covered in bees!

Uchiha_Cycliste		2010-08-31 05:43:53 AM

Next time the driver should bee careful.

Jimbo-slam		2010-08-31 05:50:37 AM

How many knees were injured?

black_knight		2010-08-31 06:05:48 AM

sarconic		2010-08-31 06:06:26 AM

We'll see who brings in more honey!

/Bzzzz

Ishkur		2010-08-31 06:08:47 AM

DesktopHippie		2010-08-31 06:18:34 AM

Does not approve

ShabazKilla		2010-08-31 06:27:21 AM

Your firearms are useless against them!

Cheesehead_Dave		2010-08-31 06:36:37 AM

nstoppiello		2010-08-31 06:47:26 AM

BEES

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2010-08-31 06:49:12 AM

Hopefully the bees weren't Africanized, because that just lowers the property values.

8InchFloppy		2010-08-31 06:50:56 AM

Giggidy?

doodoobutter		2010-08-31 06:51:35 AM

came for the vuvuzelas and the chris farley, leaving satisfied.

thisispete		2010-08-31 06:51:49 AM

Ron T Davenport		2010-08-31 06:53:24 AM

This is breaking news - more to follow

Anyone else going to be checking on this throughout the day for a follow-up? Also, God should be capitalized.

Hand Banana		2010-08-31 06:54:58 AM

The Fool		2010-08-31 06:56:30 AM

Remember the days of the good ole' African Killer Bee scare? The hell happen with that one?

ShabazKilla		2010-08-31 07:00:05 AM

The Fool: Remember the days of the good ole' African Killer Bee scare? The hell happen with that one?

AIDS?

buddyrtr		2010-08-31 07:31:59 AM

"I'm scared of bees, coach."

Laureatus		2010-08-31 07:33:04 AM

NutWrench		2010-08-31 07:48:15 AM

Our bees will blot out the Sun! (youtube, sfw)

Therion		2010-08-31 07:54:37 AM

The Fool: Remember the days of the good ole' African Killer Bee scare? The hell happen with that one?

We built a wall of cell phone towers along the Mexican border and killed them all.

aswarmofa		2010-08-31 07:57:13 AM

Someone called for me?

bump		2010-08-31 08:03:28 AM

Beekeeper's van rolls, unleashing torrent of bees...
The vehicle currently remains overturned in a river bed,...

So now they're living in a van down by the river...

bump		2010-08-31 08:04:21 AM

The Fool: Remember the days of the good ole' African Killer Bee scare? The hell happen with that one?

Hang on, I'll try to figure that one out using the 'new math'...

snoproblem		2010-08-31 08:04:42 AM

inkling79: I'm covered in bees!

hellllp...

Flakeloaf		2010-08-31 08:07:10 AM

The Fool: Remember the days of the good ole' African Killer Bee scare? The hell happen with that one?

Killa Bees!
"What are you talking about?"
Killa bees, Lazlo!

Shirley Ujest		2010-08-31 08:14:55 AM

I came in for pictures of Eddie Izzard and am leaving disapoint.

Ron T Davenport		2010-08-31 08:27:24 AM

Shirley Ujest: I came in for pictures of Eddie Izzard and am leaving disapoint.

So post one.

Yulian		2010-08-31 08:27:53 AM

BEEEEEEES!

First Invader Zim ref? I am disappoint.

Shirley Ujest		2010-08-31 08:44:32 AM

I haven't had my coffee yet...because it's covered in BEEEEES!

I liked this thread so much I had to log in.		2010-08-31 08:54:41 AM

I'd hate to see the Pain overturned in a river bed. There'd be tommy guns and grenades made of bees just everywhere.

/postan in a bee thread, as usual

mechgreg		2010-08-31 08:56:08 AM

As long as it is not the Robotic Richard Simmons, I think we will be ok.

Dan2ine		2010-08-31 10:52:07 AM

A mi no me gusta
4.bp.blogspot.com

Ay de mi

mahoggin		2010-08-31 11:18:52 AM

Jimbo-slam: How many ~~knees~~ bonnets were injured?

Trance750		2010-08-31 11:25:31 AM

Came for the Simpson's Bumblebee Man reference. Leaving happy.

m1ke		2010-08-31 11:27:34 AM

sarconic: We'll see who brings in more honey!

/Bzzzz

Came here for this.

/Gob's not on board.

The Incredible Sexual Egg		2010-08-31 11:37:16 AM

beesknees		2010-08-31 12:10:35 PM

Bees eyes are cryin'
Bees eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you.

Strix occidentalis		2010-08-31 12:42:45 PM

I liked this thread so much I had to log in.: I'd hate to see the Pain overturned in a river bed. There'd be tommy guns and grenades made of bees just everywhere.

/postan in a bee thread, as usual

Came for this. Leaving with "Snake Eater" stuck in my head.

jadeblue		2010-08-31 12:45:38 PM

Beads?

santadog		2010-08-31 01:07:39 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee...

COVERED IN BEES!

Feldspar Q. Walrustitty		2010-08-31 02:12:16 PM

The beekeeper failed, send in the Vikings!

blackdawn		2010-08-31 07:51:08 PM

Came in for obligatory Batman Bee Weapon Pic with a added bonus of a dog barking and chewing bees at me.

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