the nail head. You hit it subby.

"stealing Christmas decorations"

How very un-9/12

What's the significant of that night in 1990? I heard some rumor but I'd like to hear some more.

If Beck does indeed have a DeLorean and a flux capacitor then maybe he knows the future and is right ! LOL

Now thats a scary thought !

Masso: What's the significant of that night in 1990? I heard some rumor but I'd like to hear some more.

He has never refuted that rumor.

I've posted it before, and I'll post it again:

Demetrius: This Is Bold Text: Glenn Beck restored our honor on Saturday.

MLK never restored our honor.

Glenn Beck: 1. Martin Luther King: 0.

Weak, but you're trying. I got a minor laugh.

I'll say 3/10.

C'mon, that was funny.

Masso: What's the significant of that night in 1990? I heard some rumor but I'd like to hear some more.

I want to tell you a story. I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves. Go ahead. Close your eyes, please. This is a story about a little girl walking home from the grocery store one sunny afternoon. I want you to picture this little girl. Suddenly a truck races up. Glenn Beck jumps out and grabs her. He drags her into a nearby field and he ties her up and he rips her clothes from her body. Now he climbs on, raping her, shattering everything innocent and pure with a vicious thrust in a fog of drunken breath and sweat. And when he's done, after he's killed her tiny womb, murdered any chance for her to have children, to have life beyond her own, he decides to use her for target practice. He starts throwing full beer cans at her. He throws them so hard that it tears the flesh all the way to her bones. Then he urinates on her. Now comes the hanging. He has a rope. He ties a noose. Imagine the noose going tight around her neck and with a sudden blinding jerk she's pulled into the air and her feet and legs go kicking. They don't find the ground. The hanging branch isn't strong enough. It snaps and she falls back to the earth. So he picks her up, throws her in the back of the truck and drives out to Foggy Creek Bridge. Pitch her over the edge. And she drops some thirty feet down to the creek bottom below. Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body soaked in his urine, soaked in his semen, soaked in her blood, left to die. Can you see her? I want you to picture that little girl.

elchip: I want to tell you a story.

You magnificent bastard.

I did find it interesting in one of those videos they played during the DerpFest they tried to equate themselves to the civil rights movement. At one point mentioning that sometimes people risk it all to be a part of something bigger. What the hell were these people risking, exactly, besides ridicule? There were no death threats from cops, no firehoses, no dogs, no billy clubs, so what was the risk?

I listened to a good part of the rally and it really was just 3 hours of empty platitudes. Words designed to play on patriotism and emotions to turn your brain to mush.

If I recall correctly, MLK gave a speech filled with self-evident truths.
Beck, not so much.jake_lex: Rev.K: bmongar: Masso: What's the significant of that night in 1990? I heard some rumor but I'd like to hear some more.

He has never refuted that rumor.

What could he be hiding?

All he has to do is step up and say nothing happened that night, but he won't. Why is that?

This is what a majority of Americans want to know. Why can't he just deny the event and let us all move on?

coinspinner: Let he who has not pondered aloud the murder of Michael Moore cast the first stone.

:(

xalres: What the hell were these people risking, exactly, besides ridicule? There were no death threats from cops, no firehoses, no dogs, no billy clubs, so what was the risk?

HELLO, they're risking reprisals from Obama's brownshirts!

Zagloba: elchip: I want to tell you a story.

You magnificent bastard.

Why has he not been fav'd yet?

SEIG HEIL!

He was a shock jock. His job was to say and do stupidly shocking things -- each day crazier than the last -- in order to get people to tune in to the sound of his voice. You think his modus operandi has changed one bit since then?

Lord_Baull: If I recall correctly, MLK gave a speech filled with self-evident truths.
Beck, not so much.jake_lex: Rev.K: bmongar: Masso: What's the significant of that night in 1990? I heard some rumor but I'd like to hear some more.

He has never refuted that rumor.

What could he be hiding?

All he has to do is step up and say nothing happened that night, but he won't. Why is that?

This is what a majority of Americans want to know. Why can't he just deny the event and let us all move on?

That's not enough for me dammit! I want proof! Proof that he didn't do it. I'm not going to tell you what kind of proof will satisfy me, but when I see it I'll let you know.

xalres: I did find it interesting in one of those videos they played during the DerpFest they tried to equate themselves to the civil rights movement. At one point mentioning that sometimes people risk it all to be a part of something bigger. What the hell were these people risking, exactly, besides ridicule? There were no death threats from cops, no firehoses, no dogs, no billy clubs, so what was the risk?

I listened to a good part of the rally and it really was just 3 hours of empty platitudes. Words designed to play on patriotism and emotions to turn your brain to mush.

skin cancer...they were all risking the chance of developing skin cancer at a later date due to how sunny it was that day and how white everyone in the crowd was

xalres: I did find it interesting in one of those videos they played during the DerpFest they tried to equate themselves to the civil rights movement. At one point mentioning that sometimes people risk it all to be a part of something bigger. What the hell were these people risking, exactly, besides ridicule? There were no death threats from cops, no firehoses, no dogs, no billy clubs, so what was the risk?

I listened to a good part of the rally and it really was just 3 hours of empty platitudes. Words designed to play on patriotism and emotions to turn your brain to mush.


Remember, these are the people that formed a spontaneous grassroots organization to protest the taxes that were raised yet again on January 21, 2009.

vernonFL: Wait a minute, Glenn. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a Derp Machine... out of a DeLorean?


The way I see it, if you're gonna wharrgarbl, why not do it with some style?

You have to laugh, since what's scarier is that he built a Derp Machine out of a morning shock jock gig.

xalres: Lord_Baull: If I recall correctly, MLK gave a speech filled with self-evident truths.
Beck, not so much.jake_lex: Rev.K: bmongar: Masso: What's the significant of that night in 1990? I heard some rumor but I'd like to hear some more.

He has never refuted that rumor.

What could he be hiding?

All he has to do is step up and say nothing happened that night, but he won't. Why is that?

This is what a majority of Americans want to know. Why can't he just deny the event and let us all move on?

That's not enough for me dammit! I want proof! Proof that he didn't do it. I'm not going to tell you what kind of proof will satisfy me, but when I see it I'll let you know.

He needs to produce his long-form Certificate of Non-Rape.

xalres: I did find it interesting in one of those videos they played during the DerpFest they tried to equate themselves to the civil rights movement. At one point mentioning that sometimes people risk it all to be a part of something bigger. What the hell were these people risking, exactly, besides ridicule? There were no death threats from cops, no firehoses, no dogs, no billy clubs, so what was the risk?

I listened to a good part of the rally and it really was just 3 hours of empty platitudes. Words designed to play on patriotism and emotions to turn your brain to mush.

In order to attend that rally, these brave souls risked it all riding public transportation, through areas that were inhabited by brown people. Don't you know how dangerous brown people can be?

xalres: That's not enough for me dammit! I want proof! Proof that he didn't do it. I'm not going to tell you what kind of proof will satisfy me, but when I see it I'll let you know.

Well, he did post a redacted police report that apparently fooled the State and Federal authorities, but no me. Uh uh, not me.

AmazingRuss: xalres: I did find it interesting in one of those videos they played during the DerpFest they tried to equate themselves to the civil rights movement. At one point mentioning that sometimes people risk it all to be a part of something bigger. What the hell were these people risking, exactly, besides ridicule? There were no death threats from cops, no firehoses, no dogs, no billy clubs, so what was the risk?

I listened to a good part of the rally and it really was just 3 hours of empty platitudes. Words designed to play on patriotism and emotions to turn your brain to mush.

In order to attend that rally, these brave souls risked it all riding public transportation, through areas that were inhabited by brown people. Don't you know how dangerous brown people can be?


According to prominent FARKers, that's the reason prisons are so overcrowded with them.

You can speed in a delorean?

Barakku: You can speed in a delorean?

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Barakku: You can speed in a delorean?

When this baby hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some serious derp.

coinspinner: God's Hubris: prominent FARKers

Wat.

Drew and Wil pass for prominent. That's actually kind of sad.

Wait, seriously? Someone got a greenlit on an image that's posted in every damn Glen Beck thread the past few weeks? Christ, I need to try that.

That Glenn back sounds like a hell of a more interesting guy than MLK. Pulling pranks on the radio while MLK was just in church.

Nabb1: A DeLorean? Really? I haven't seen one of those in years.

I see one driving around my neighborhood occasionally. License plate is TME MCHN.

It's awesome.