FTA: 'I've got a rather strong character so things like this wash off me but what if it had been sent to some of a nervous disposition or someone elderly?'

Dude, have you no mirrors?

It could have been worse. They could have used one of those other prank names like "Ben Dover" or "Gene Masseth."

Prank Call of Cthulhu: It could have been worse. They could have used one of those other prank names like "Ben Dover" or "Gene Masseth."

Jack Meoff.

Wonko Fortytwo: Prank Call of Cthulhu: It could have been worse. They could have used one of those other prank names like "Ben Dover" or "Gene Masseth."

Jack Meoff.

Phil McKraken

I use Hugh Jardohn occasionally.

Next store cards I have to get, I'll be Jerry D'Maters and Susan Sox.

Massa Damnata: Wonko Fortytwo: Prank Call of Cthulhu: It could have been worse. They could have used one of those other prank names like "Ben Dover" or "Gene Masseth."

Jack Meoff.

Phil McKraken

Mike Hawk?

Mike Hunt.

Things like that just roll off my baWHAARGALBLRLBL HEY LOOK AT ME!

Shadow Blasko: None of my loyalty cards are in my legal name.

Most of them are under the same name I use here

in some places in the world, including some states in the US, doing that for 7 years constitutes a legal name change at which point it will be your legal name.

what a humorless prick, takes his chance for the 15 mins of fame.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (cough), (hack)..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

A company spokesperson said: 'We are very sorry for any upset that Mr Adams has experienced and we are liaising directly with him.

Awesome use of a seldom used word.

But it's pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.

Hm. This is pure speculation on my part, but "Dr. Suicide Bomber" was almost certainly a test account.

Given that his name is Andrew Adams, he is probably listed first in their database and may have received the test account's card owing to sorting by date rather than alphabet.

simpsonfan: Ivana Tinkle
Seymour Butz
Al Caholic
Jacque Strap
Ollie Tabooger
I.P. Freely
Oliver Clothesoff
Homer Sexual
Mike Rotch
Bea O'Problem
Amanda Huginkiss
Maya ButreeksEura Snotball
Anita Bath
Heywood Jablome




I'ma StupidMoron Withan UglyFace Anda Bigbutt Andmy Buttsmells AndI Liketo Kissmyown Butt.

Has anyone seen Mike Hawk?

What's next, a Nurse Boom Boom card?

Oh, and one more:




Bwahahaha.

When the XBOX first came out and I had to sign up for XBOX live for my kids, I used the name "fark OFF BILL GATES".

I still periodically receive snail mail addressed to that name.

I wonder where you would go to do post-graduate work in suicide bombing? Obviously, the course work doesn't involve the actual KaBOOM itself, as that is self-evidently unskilled labor. As a discipline, you've got to combine the hard sciences of chemistry and basic electronics with the social skills of business management, psychology, counseling and persuasive speaking, so I suppose there is enough of a body of knowledge to justify doctoral work.

Inquiring minds want to know, particularly the precise lat/long of such institutions. I've got some old college buddies in ACC that would like to visit, very briefly.

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefgnaw
Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface

Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Sidecheek
Punch Sideiron

Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck

Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefrock
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody

Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Tsar_Bomba1: Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
et al...


Approve.

/i put my faith in blast hardcheese
//oh, and hot

Yes, but he pronounces it "Swee-SEED bom-BAY".

plausdeny: I wonder where you would go to do post-graduate work in suicide bombing? Obviously, the course work doesn't involve the actual KaBOOM itself, as that is self-evidently unskilled labor. As a discipline, you've got to combine the hard sciences of chemistry and basic electronics with the social skills of business management, psychology, counseling and persuasive speaking, so I suppose there is enough of a body of knowledge to justify doctoral work.

Inquiring minds want to know, particularly the precise lat/long of such institutions. I've got some old college buddies in ACC that would like to visit, very briefly.

Hell. That's where they would end up!

Or you could do like Israel and study those whose bombs failed.

No, you imbecile. It's "Marquis de Shar-day".

just lets this kind of thing roll off of him, and yet he goes to the media... what a donkey hole...

Sincerely,
Mike Rotchburns

"The offending loyalty card was sent to Andrew Adams, 63"
...
'I've got a rather strong character so things like this wash off me but what if it had been sent to some of a nervous disposition or someone elderly?'

did I miss something here?

Shadow Blasko: trixter_nl: Shadow Blasko: None of my loyalty cards are in my legal name.

Most of them are under the same name I use here


Just about everyone I know calls me by my name here.

Nobody wants to make fun of the name of the store? Boots? WTH kind of a name for a drugstore is Boots?