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(The Sun)   Judges ban the Church of the Madonna of the Orgasm from being given the same legal status as other sects. Damn it, subby was preparing for the Second Coming   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 32
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2010-08-29 03:11:39 AM  
seriously. you go to your church and speak in tongues.
i'll go to my church and... do other things with tongues.

that there's true freedom of religion.


/my church lawn. i suggest you stay off of it.
 
2010-08-29 05:11:54 AM  
A church for worshipping orgasms?

Come again?
 
2010-08-29 05:13:33 AM  
Jinkies: i'll go to my church and... do other things with tongues.

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2010-08-29 05:14:31 AM  
Subby was only expressing herself. Maybe it's time for a Celebration?
 
2010-08-29 05:23:29 AM  
I don't want to think about Madonna and orgasms. Don't talk to me about how she was hot back in the day. (I'll get off your lawn now.)
 
2010-08-29 05:29:57 AM  
Well it is the UK. Wake me when someplace that guarantees freedom of religion decides that this is dumber than anything else.
 
2010-08-29 05:30:30 AM  
 
2010-08-29 05:33:01 AM  
Everyone knows the Madonna is anything but a virgin and her name isn't Mary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgkOCJ9PGkk&ob=av2e


Why shouldn't she have her own religion?
 
2010-08-29 05:39:12 AM  
Steam Powered Cat: Well it is the UK. Sweden Wake me when someplace that guarantees freedom of religion decides that this is dumber than anything else.

FTFY; if you don't read the article you run the risk of coming across as a complete idiot
 
2010-08-29 05:42:17 AM  
Steam Powered Cat: Well it is the UK.

Actually, it's Sweden. RTFA ;-)
 
2010-08-29 06:03:08 AM  
"It shouldn't be limited to ejaculation. You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking 'wow'."

I'll have what he's smoking.
 
2010-08-29 06:08:57 AM  
How do you say "F@rk this" according to their legend and make it legit?
 
2010-08-29 06:11:08 AM  
No real sects with the focus on the orgasm? Story of my life...
 
2010-08-29 06:19:36 AM  
With so many screaming out "O gawd!!" at that special moment, they might as well allow it
 
2010-08-29 06:23:09 AM  
www.mtvpress.com

/ Sure, I'd show up for services
// Beats some wrinkly old dude explaining why I'm going to Hell
 
2010-08-29 06:53:09 AM  
Mid-way through rites?

myslus.com
 
2010-08-29 07:03:33 AM  

Penis goes ...THERE!


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2010-08-29 07:10:15 AM  
When you get a chance google 'flirty fishing'.

Also...

NSFW link

NSFW link
 
2010-08-29 07:19:10 AM  
Steam Powered Cat: Well it is the UK. Wake me when someplace that guarantees freedom of religion decides that this is dumber than anything else.

Pretty sure you meant "Sweden," which is where the church was denied its status.

Wilhelm Reich would be furious. Furious and yet torpidly satiated.
 
2010-08-29 07:41:52 AM  
It's the unprotected sects that are the most fun.
 
2010-08-29 08:57:20 AM  
indylaw: It's the unprotected sects that are the most fun.

lul
 
2010-08-29 08:57:47 AM  
Steam Powered Cat: Well it is the UK. Wake me when someplace that guarantees freedom of religion decides that this is dumber than anything else.

i205.photobucket.com

You do realise that the article doesn't say that the Swedish Chef speaks for the President of the US?
 
2010-08-29 09:05:57 AM  
"Judges feared the church's use of the word 'Madonna' [..] because it is generally understood to refer to the Virgin Mary."

O RLY?
 
2010-08-29 09:08:17 AM  
mason4300: indylaw: It's the unprotected sects that are the most fun.

lul


Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server.
 
2010-08-29 09:26:40 AM  
I'd hate to be there for communion.

Holy wafer and a drink of what????
 
2010-08-29 09:46:44 AM  
So basically this is one of those 'churches' which are actually prostitution rings with women who wouldn't make it as streetwalkers or escorts. Pretty clever, at least here in the states: you go in, you pay, you get laid, you get a tax write off.
 
2010-08-29 09:47:56 AM  
The name was what was objected to by the judge so a church or the earthly orgasmic rapture may well be fine. That was with 3 seconds of thought and the time it took to scroll to page bottom to post. Your mileage may go further for acceptable yet suitably religious names. I say we vote and get it approved in some permissive country.
 
2010-08-29 10:01:41 AM  
Maxor: Your mileage may go further for acceptable yet suitably religious names.

The Church of the Divine Arrival?
 
2010-08-29 10:02:37 AM  
ExperianScaresCthulhu: So basically this is one of those 'churches' which are actually prostitution rings with women who wouldn't make it as streetwalkers or escorts. Pretty clever, at least here in the states: you go in, you pay, you get laid, you get a tax write off.

There is the Raelian alien space hooker cult, but they don't have a US tax break yet. They should cut a deal with the Scientologists like Nation of Islam seems to be doing. (Yet another UFO cult.)
 
2010-08-29 11:37:24 AM  
O come all ye faithul...

Joyful and triumphant....
 
2010-08-29 04:15:19 PM  
I think the country is finally ready to hear and be blessed by my faith. I'm going online and get ordained this week, then stop paying taxes as an exempt pastor. I will have to move out of state though. Name of my church will be The Holy church of the Cannabis Orgasm. Our Lady Cannabis of the Sacred Orgasm?
 
2010-08-29 04:29:15 PM  
indylaw: mason4300: indylaw: It's the unprotected sects that are the most fun.

lul

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server.


Oh, I'll tip her all right. *wink wink nudge nudge*
 
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