Shut up, Fidel. We know you're dead.

/you aren't fooling anyone

Duh

I think there's a verb tense error here, not 'is' but 'was' because OBL has been dead for years. OBL is the United States' Snowball, always blamed for the problem but never actually seen or heard from directly.

I think this guy has Alzheimer's. He still thinks this is the 80's or something where we did pay Bin Laden to fight the Soviets.

That's crazy talk!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/1999/jan/17/yemen.islam

Oh sure, the CIA gave him training and weapons money back then, but that doesn't count!

You're a traitor and a crazy person if you think that counts.

Also, don't be afraid to breathe in that WTC dust, it's perfectly safe, they said so on 9/12. And saying they were less than truthful is crazy, you know that.

nopokerface: Shut up, Fidel. We know you're dead.

/you aren't fooling anyone

I feel happy! I feel happy!

no merde, senor sherlock

I was attending Mardi Gras with Fidel Castro
Buxom cross dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet
As we discussed the fate of the revolution
Suddenly, CIA men dressed in bikinis
Tried to stab us with fountain pens
Fidel blew mustard gas from his cigar
And immobilized the lot of them
19 tequilas later we had a deal
Havana goes back to the mob
And Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops

Roll with it, you crazy mutherf*ckers! I'm bored!

Well he used to be... does that count?

So he's the terrorist we need, not the terrorist we deserve?

We're chasing him because he can take it?

/ got nothing

¿La de deslizaba el lsd a la gente pobre?

He used to work for the CIA, and you know what they say.

Once a spook, always a spook.

Even George H.W. Bush still gets daily CIA briefings, the only non sitting president to do so.

And Fidel would know a thing or two about conspiracies.

I ran into a guy who sounded like he knew something about Bin Ladden and the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan.

I remember him saying something like here we are giving this guy like $200 a week to wage jihad and then we find out he has like $12 million in the bank.

Please ramp it up a bit.

/thanks

gambitsworld: Once a spook, always a spook.



You never know 'til you try.

F42: Oh sure, the CIA gave him training and weapons money back then, but that doesn't count!

You're a traitor and a crazy person if you think that counts.

Also, don't be afraid to breathe in that WTC dust, it's perfectly safe, they said so on 9/12. And saying they were less than truthful is crazy, you know that.

A truther?

And remember, they said that you could go right up to the smoking debris pile and suck in those fumes! rolls eyes.

/I've noticed a small upswing in Truthers cherry picking the EPA's statements lately. That at the same time they are claiming that many of the guys working the pile were in on the inside jobby job.

Aren't you guys forgetting how bin Laden put in a special appearance that pretty much clinched the election for Bush in 2004? It was awfully convenient.

globalwarmingpraiser: What a USAgent might used to look like.

Now he's in a wheelchair, after having lost an arm and leg during the Siege of Asgard. He's the warden of The Raft now, and he's still a bad-ass right-wing wet dream.




/`Teach them to try a prison break.

silent sunday: I ran into a guy who sounded like he knew something about Bin Ladden and the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan.

I remember him saying something like here we are giving this guy like $200 a week to wage jihad and then we find out he has like $12 million in the bank.

That's not entirely accurate. We did fund the Mujahidin, but we were not specifically working with bin Laden. We worked directly with certain warlords, at least one of whom worked with bin Laden. It's a slight distinction, but an important one. There were only a handful of Afghans we worked with directly.

clevershark: Aren't you guys forgetting how bin Laden put in a special appearance that pretty much clinched the election for Bush in 2004? It was awfully convenient.

Getting better, but we aren't quite there yet......

clevershark: Aren't you guys forgetting how bin Laden put in a special appearance that pretty much clinched the election for Bush in 2004? It was awfully convenient.

I don't recall that, but I do recall the capture of Saddam Hussein being called "politically timed."

/ yeah, six full months before the election is perfect

gambitsworld Quote 2010-08-28 10:28:36 AM
He used to work for the CIA, and you know what they say.

Once a spook, always a spook.

Even George H.W. Bush still gets daily CIA briefings, the only non sitting president to do so.

>>>

He was never a spook, he was just appointed a political position as Director. He had no intelligence experience, he was a silver spoon politician, just like his son.

SharkTrager Quote 2010-08-28 10:42:20 AM

That's not entirely accurate. We did fund the Mujahidin, but we were not specifically working with bin Laden. We worked directly with certain warlords, at least one of whom worked with bin Laden. It's a slight distinction, but an important one. There were only a handful of Afghans we worked with directly.

>>>>

and you believe that? You mean to say the CIA wasn't specifically working with the son of one of the most powerful families in Saudi business, while the Saudis and Pakistanis were the ones taking the money from donors and passing it on to the Taliban?

The weekend before the Presidential election in 2004 bin Laden released a long, rambling "message for America". It was pretty much the last nail in the coffin for the Kerry campaign.

I'm getting a little tingly now....go GO GO!

Big Al: He was never a spook, he was just appointed a political position as Director. He had no intelligence experience, he was a silver spoon politician, just like his son.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

MOST UNINFORMED POST OF THE DAY!

/farking Bush Derangement Syndrome, how does it work?

halfof33 Quote 2010-08-28 10:57:10 AM

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

MOST UNINFORMED POST OF THE DAY!

/farking Bush Derangement Syndrome, how does it work?

>>>>>>>

Oh right you mean his short stint as a photographic analyst while he really wanted to be a pilot means he had a long history of covert ops? He never worked for the CIA until appointed, he never had an intelligence related job before either. He was passed around his families connections of oil companies to make a small fortune then went into politics after his name was out there for a while and he could finance his own campaign, also with family connections... just like his son.

Obama took a break from attacking Haiti with his earthquake gun and Pakistan with his flood-ray to genetically engineer Osama Bin Laden.
/Hugo Chavez told me, it's gotta be true

Big Al: halfof33 Quote 2010-08-28 10:57:10 AM

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

MOST UNINFORMED POST OF THE DAY!

/farking Bush Derangement Syndrome, how does it work?

>>>>>>>

Oh right you mean his short stint as a photographic analyst while he really wanted to be a pilot means he had a long history of covert ops? He never worked for the CIA until appointed, he never had an intelligence related job before either. He was passed around his families connections of oil companies to make a small fortune then went into politics after his name was out there for a while and he could finance his own campaign, also with family connections... just like his son.

Shhhhh. Don't use logic on fark. We cater to Troofers here, buddy! Don't try to drag us in to your sheeple activities! WHY DO YOU TAKE A PAY CHECK FROM THE REPTILES,SIR!

/SARCASM

Random coinciding events, or conspiracy? That's up to your paranoid mind to decide...

globalwarmingpraiser: ZeroCorpse: globalwarmingpraiser: What a USAgent might used to will look like.

Now he's in a wheelchair, after having lost an arm and leg during the Siege of Asgard. He's the warden of The Raft now, and he's still a bad-ass right-wing wet dream.

/`Teach them to try a prison break.


FTFY

You know he will either develop a Mutant healing factor and grow them back or get bionic replacements making him stronger and faster. I mean they even brought bucky back.


Possibly not. They offered him cool S.H.I.E.L.D. bionic parts that would look totally real, and he flat-out refused.

From the looks of it, he doesn't need them anyway.

But maybe he'll get over it and accept them in the future.

Nightjars: Random coinciding events, or conspiracy? That's up to your paranoid mind to decide...

There are no conspiracies, just coincidences. George Bush, Sr. never worked for the CIA prior to his appointment as head of that agency, which never had any contact with Osama Bin Ladin or the Bin Ladin Group.

The Bushes and Bin Ladin see each other socially, but Osama is the Black Sheep of the family, and despite his mutual interest in kicking Soviets out of Afghanistan in the 1980s, their paths never crossed.

Have a nice day.

Really, I don't know why the 9/11 conspiracy theorists don't latch on to this theory, and instead like to talk about drones and controlled demolitions.

Think about it.

The US has given terrorist groups money before to fight against people the CIA doesn't like.

Terrorist groups destabilize oil-rich countries, making them more reliant on outside support.

Terrorists, with a little prompting, can probably be aimed at certain groups for political effect. India getting a little weak about the War on Terror? Mumbai attack.

I'm not saying it's true (it's probably not), but as far as conspiracies go, it's more plausible than many.

Was Fidel, he WAS.

I hope you libs are happy that classified documents ended up in the hands of Fidel Castro and now we have to endure articles like this.