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(Breitbart.com)   Japanese researchers develop touchable 3D TV images. "This technology could create a virtual museum," said researcher with a straight face   (breitbart.com) divider line 115
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2010-08-26 11:56:49 PM
Giggity?
 
2010-08-27 12:18:23 AM
touchable 3d Pron you say? This will kill so many kittens that the Jedi will feel it.
 
2010-08-27 12:18:45 AM
Wow! Just think of all the deceptively edited touchable 3D videos Breibart could put out with this technology!
 
2010-08-27 12:18:48 AM
a porn holodeck???
 
2010-08-27 12:18:58 AM
"This technology could create a virtual museum," said researcher with a straight face penis

/ftfy
 
2010-08-27 12:19:58 AM
That'll pretty much get rid of the last reason to leave the house.
 
2010-08-27 12:21:20 AM
Wow, its the sound of millions of Japanese nerds ejaculating all at the same time. Cause they're too scared to ask out a girl and need cartoon pr0n.
 
2010-08-27 12:21:26 AM
It is not known when the technology will be put to practical use but its creators see it being used to simulate surgical operations and in video game software allowing players to experience the sensation of holding weapons or sports equipment for porn.
 
2010-08-27 12:21:43 AM
Oldiron_79: touchable 3d Pron you say? This will kill so many kittens that the Jedi will feel it.

Put. The remote. Down.

img.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-27 12:22:04 AM
First two thoughts: yay 3D touchable porn! and I wonder what application this can have for gaming.

That would really change UFC games for the much better.
 
2010-08-27 12:22:09 AM
Man, even tech articles link to Breitbart now?
 
2010-08-27 12:22:43 AM
Assbart. No clicky.

Use another source next time Subtard.
 
2010-08-27 12:22:58 AM
"allows users to touch, pinch or poke images floating in front of them"

Interesting word choices
 
2010-08-27 12:23:13 AM
Japan brings us one step closer to being able to punch people in the face over TCP/IP.
 
2010-08-27 12:23:16 AM
Well, that screen better be damn easy to clean, that's all I can say.
 
2010-08-27 12:23:27 AM
ravenssettle: First two thoughts: yay 3D touchable porn! and I wonder what application this can have for gaming.

That would really change UFC games for the much better.


Its not ghey unless you make eye contact, amirite?
 
2010-08-27 12:24:13 AM
Frak i clicked to a breitbart link. But cool as hell. We got holodecks! Thank you star trek nerds!
 
2010-08-27 12:24:23 AM
Well there goes the human race.
 
2010-08-27 12:25:13 AM
Can't sleep. TV is going to tentacle rape me.
 
2010-08-27 12:25:53 AM
Interesting headline but why the fark are we getting this from farking Brietbart?

i104.photobucket.com

/no clicky Breitbart links
 
2010-08-27 12:26:09 AM
I'll take two.
 
2010-08-27 12:26:10 AM
Yeah, virtual museum...of porn!
 
2010-08-27 12:26:19 AM
am I the only one wondering how the fark this works? Is there actually something physical behind the image that you're touching? or is the image just tricking your brain into thinking you can touch it?
 
2010-08-27 12:26:52 AM
Is there a more reliable source for this? It sounds cool, but... well... Breitbart?

I'll pass.
 
2010-08-27 12:27:49 AM
Will this make my dream of punching people in the face over the internet any closer to coming true?
 
2010-08-27 12:27:50 AM
Porn you can feel? Humanity is DOOMED.

/I'll take three.
 
2010-08-27 12:28:44 AM
maniacbastard: Assbart. No clicky.

Use another source next time Subtard.


LOL liberals are so cute when they boycott

I'm sure you're having a huge effect. Keep up your amazing efforts
 
2010-08-27 12:28:51 AM
Coolfusis: am I the only one wondering how the fark this works? Is there actually something physical behind the image that you're touching? or is the image just tricking your brain into thinking you can touch it?

My first thought was that you wear gloves that compress when you "touch" something. Which doesn't seem very satisfying.

Yeah, would like more details.
 
2010-08-27 12:32:08 AM
Vodka Zombie: Is there a more reliable source for this? It sounds cool, but... well... Breitbart?

I'll pass.


But how can you not believe that great explanation of the physics behind it all?
 
2010-08-27 12:32:09 AM
Brick-House: a porn holodeck holosuite???

FTFY :)
 
2010-08-27 12:33:47 AM
And so the end begins . . .

Far in the future, explorers land on Earth.

"It's bizarre Ws'herth@niead88, it's as though the whole planet fapped to death in a matter of days!"
 
2010-08-27 12:34:09 AM
images.blu-ray.com
 
2010-08-27 12:40:01 AM
Here's slightly more information:

The National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology has unveiled a world-first 3-D TV system that gives users the sensation of physically interacting with images that pop out of the screen.

The viewer's fingers are monitored by six motion-detector cameras, and tiny clips attached to the fingertips vibrate when the viewer "touches" a floating image, replicating various tactile sensations.

If a user tries to grip an image, for example, the vibrations create the illusion of feeling a solid object.

The actual form of the 3-D images can be manipulated--users can reach out and move, squash or stretch the objects in front of them.

In a demonstration given for the media Wednesday, a 3-D image of the Earth was squished like a soft rubber ball and then stretched wide across the screen.

Norio Nakamura, head researcher at the institute, said possible applications for the technology include video games and medicine.



Link
 
2010-08-27 12:40:43 AM
But...but... this could drive an entire industry of hard working Americans under!

Won't somebody please think of the prostitutes?!
 
2010-08-27 12:43:17 AM
Ambrotos: three

Three ?


Go for the high ( low ? ) road and do EIGHT !

Tentacle porn rules... :-/
 
2010-08-27 12:43:43 AM
Just don't release the safeguards.

You will be stuck there for hours putting up with some boring 40's novel, and you won't fear death that much either.
 
2010-08-27 12:44:00 AM
The viewer's fingers are monitored by six motion-detector cameras, and tiny clips attached to the fingertips vibrate when the viewer "touches" a floating image, replicating various tactile sensations.

bleh, that's not nearly as exciting.
 
2010-08-27 12:48:43 AM
So now we can experience Japan's ridiculous game shows as if we were really there!!

/no thanks
//crazy Japanese
 
2010-08-27 12:52:40 AM
Schlock: The viewer's fingers are monitored by six motion-detector cameras, and tiny clips attached to the fingertips vibrate when the viewer "touches" a floating image, replicating various tactile sensations.

bleh, that's not nearly as exciting.


Step one: Buy sensors
Step two: put on penis
Step three: Profit?
 
2010-08-27 12:55:04 AM
Next: 3D Breast Contest
The best realistic feeling 3D breast wins some money.
 
2010-08-27 12:57:43 AM
That's it, my productivity days are over.

/Not just for porn
//But also for pranks
///That lesbian threesome DVD?
////Hardcore gay porn (NTTAWT)
 
2010-08-27 12:59:25 AM
GreenSun: Next: 3D Breast Contest
The best realistic feeling 3D breast wins some money.


Will it feel like a bag of sand?
t0.gstatic.com
 
2010-08-27 12:59:50 AM
CygnusDarius: That's it, my productivity days are over.

/Not just for porn
//But also for pranks
///That lesbian threesome DVD?
////Hardcore gay porn (NTTAWT)


3D Rick Roll.... Muhahahah

/sad thats my first thought
 
2010-08-27 01:02:22 AM
macross87: CygnusDarius: That's it, my productivity days are over.

/Not just for porn
//But also for pranks
///That lesbian threesome DVD?
////Hardcore gay porn (NTTAWT)

3D Rick Roll.... Muhahahah

/sad thats my first thought


IT'S A TRAP
 
2010-08-27 01:07:03 AM
Isn't this a repeat of an article from a year ago? Where the japanese figured out how to do 3D holograms that you could touch and feel using sound waves?

Practical application was supposed to be light switches in hospitals that weren't solid so we wouldn't worry about germs spread.

/DNRTFA
 
2010-08-27 01:08:26 AM
Cytokine Storm: macross87: CygnusDarius: That's it, my productivity days are over.

/Not just for porn
//But also for pranks
///That lesbian threesome DVD?
////Hardcore gay porn (NTTAWT)

3D Rick Roll.... Muhahahah

/sad thats my first thought

IT'S A TRAP


Although, some performances from Gwar would be pretty interesting.

/Hey, Mark!
 
2010-08-27 01:10:45 AM
Am I the only one that thinks this is awesome, and doesn't care about the porn potential at all?
 
2010-08-27 01:11:19 AM
I predict the first 3D touchable image with be a vagoo.
 
2010-08-27 01:16:34 AM
macross87: CygnusDarius: That's it, my productivity days are over.

/Not just for porn
//But also for pranks
///That lesbian threesome DVD?
////Hardcore gay porn (NTTAWT)

3D Rick Roll.... Muhahahah

/sad thats my first thought


imgs.xkcd.com
 
wib
2010-08-27 01:18:18 AM
Vodka Zombie: Is there a more reliable source for this? It sounds cool, but... well... Breitbart?

I know, about the only thing lower than the consumerist.
 
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