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(The New York Times)   Johnson and Johnson recalls hip implants after complaints of hip failure, accelerated Pelvic Thrusts   (nytimes.com ) divider line
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2010-08-26 04:06:20 PM  
Come to Williamsburg, Brooklyn, to get all the hip you need.
 
2010-08-26 04:22:12 PM  
It is the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane.
 
2010-08-26 04:27:39 PM  
First, you place your hands on your hips
 
2010-08-26 04:44:38 PM  

BubbaJones: First, you place your hands on your hips


You bring your knees in tight.
 
2010-08-26 04:45:53 PM  
Bollocks - I do NOT wish to read about this.

In 9 hours and 15 minutes time, I'm being admitted to hospital for a hip replacement.

/srsly
 
2010-08-26 04:48:41 PM  
Heh. They make all of that stuff in my hometown. Good guys. They can usually be found at the bar after their shift. Those that aren't at the bar can usually be found at the liquor store on their way home.
 
2010-08-26 04:53:28 PM  

luckyeddie: Bollocks - I do NOT wish to read about this.

In 9 hours and 15 minutes time, I'm being admitted to hospital for a hip replacement.

/srsly


Better check your Model Number
 
2010-08-26 05:04:32 PM  

BubbaJones: luckyeddie: Bollocks - I do NOT wish to read about this.

In 9 hours and 15 minutes time, I'm being admitted to hospital for a hip replacement.

/srsly

Better check your Model Number


I think I'm likely to be sedated on the happy gas when they're fitting the joint. Anyway, with my luck it'll be a stolen one, and someone will have filed the serial numbers off.
 
2010-08-26 05:53:41 PM  

luckyeddie: BubbaJones: luckyeddie: Bollocks - I do NOT wish to read about this.

In 9 hours and 15 minutes time, I'm being admitted to hospital for a hip replacement.

/srsly

Better check your Model Number

I think I'm likely to be sedated on the happy gas when they're fitting the joint. Anyway, with my luck it'll be a stolen one, and someone will have filed the serial numbers off.


With luck, yours is from Zimmer or BioMet and not DePuy.
 
2010-08-26 05:58:00 PM  

luckyeddie: BubbaJones: luckyeddie: Bollocks - I do NOT wish to read about this.

In 9 hours and 15 minutes time, I'm being admitted to hospital for a hip replacement.

/srsly

Better check your Model Number

I think I'm likely to be sedated on the happy gas when they're fitting the joint. Anyway, with my luck it'll be a stolen one, and someone will have filed the serial numbers off.


sounds like you'd get a good deal that way. but you're luckyeddie, so good luck for a speedy recovery and may the luck be with you
 
2010-08-26 06:00:22 PM  
"Hip failure" is when your uncle tries to use teenage vernacular to appear cool.
 
2010-08-26 08:07:33 PM  

Johnson and Johnson recalls hip implants after complaints of hip failure, accelerated Pelvic Thrusts


Duff Man on high alert.
 
2010-08-26 08:08:15 PM  
Johnson and Johnson recalls hip implants after complaints of hip failure, accelerated Pelvic Thrusts

They partnered with Toyota?
 
2010-08-26 08:09:15 PM  

bighasbeen: It is the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane.


came for this, leaving happy
 
2010-08-26 08:10:33 PM  
What hip failure may look like:

2.bp.blogspot.com

/hip
//in step
///when it was hip to be hep, I was hep.
 
2010-08-26 08:12:57 PM  

Barfmaker: BubbaJones: First, you place your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight.


Get the fark off the desk.
 
2010-08-26 08:13:18 PM  
Tartan69 Quote 2010-08-26 08:09:15 PM
bighasbeen: It is the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane.

came for this, leaving happy


i912.photobucket.com

Approves
 
2010-08-26 08:13:34 PM  
JANET!
 
2010-08-26 08:16:17 PM  
I bet they wish they some way to go back and change that decision.
 
2010-08-26 08:16:48 PM  
Fun Fact: Jorge Sum calls his girlfriend "Man."
 
2010-08-26 08:18:07 PM  
 
2010-08-26 08:20:01 PM  
What a hip replacement might look like:

www.hieran.com
 
2010-08-26 08:23:33 PM  

DesertDemonWY: luckyeddie: BubbaJones: luckyeddie: Bollocks - I do NOT wish to read about this.

In 9 hours and 15 minutes time, I'm being admitted to hospital for a hip replacement.

/srsly

Better check your Model Number

I think I'm likely to be sedated on the happy gas when they're fitting the joint. Anyway, with my luck it'll be a stolen one, and someone will have filed the serial numbers off.

sounds like you'd get a good deal that way. but you're luckyeddie, so good luck for a speedy recovery and may the luck be with you


Nah,
don't wish Eddie luck. He's a no good kid. All he wanted
Was Rock `n' Roll porn und a hip replacement. Shooting up junk...
He is a low down cheap little punk!

\he once threatened my life with a switchblade knife
 
2010-08-26 08:24:02 PM  
These kind of stories drive me insane.
 
2010-08-26 08:26:59 PM  

Yakk: These kind of stories drive me insane.


Madness takes it's toll.
 
2010-08-26 08:27:22 PM  
Say! Do any of you guys know how to Madison?

/Let's do it again!
 
2010-08-26 08:27:46 PM  
www.freakscene.com
Youtube for all those too young or prudish to have seen it at midnight at a theater near you.
 
2010-08-26 08:28:26 PM  
This just makes me think of Duckman, "YOU THRUST YOUR Pelvis WOAH!
 
2010-08-26 08:29:43 PM  

Mad Canadian: Say! Do any of you guys know how to Madison?


I do 'the Rock', myself.
 
2010-08-26 08:30:07 PM  

Hawnkee: JANET!


BRAD!
 
2010-08-26 08:31:04 PM  

bighasbeen: Hawnkee: JANET!

BRAD!


Slut!

Asshole!
 
2010-08-26 08:31:22 PM  

bighasbeen: Hawnkee: JANET!

BRAD!


Asshole!
 
2010-08-26 08:33:02 PM  
Bill Weldon is a wanker.
 
2010-08-26 08:41:24 PM  
Audience script for the Time Warp video. (Newspaper and toast is on you)
 
2010-08-26 08:46:28 PM  

wanago bob: Audience script for the Time Warp video. (Newspaper and toast is on you)


Holy fark, it's been ages. Thanks for the time warp down memory lane.
 
2010-08-26 08:48:47 PM  
Lemme guess... made in China?

/DRTFA
 
2010-08-26 08:49:36 PM  
Did they found this out when G-Dog complained it hurt when he "Did the Nasty"?
snltranscripts.jt.org
/hotlinked
 
2010-08-26 08:49:49 PM  

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Fun Fact: Jorge Sum calls his girlfriend "Man."


Really, I do.

Skoo ba be doo.
 
2010-08-26 08:51:18 PM  

wanago bob: Audience script for the Time Warp video. (Newspaper and toast is on you)


Keanu Reeves? What the fark?
 
2010-08-26 09:01:09 PM  
*checks thread*

*sees Frankenfurter*

*contented sigh*
 
2010-08-26 09:05:17 PM  

Mad Canadian: Say! Do any of you guys know how to Madison?!


First you need a big, strong line...
 
2010-08-26 09:17:48 PM  

luckyeddie: Bollocks - I do NOT wish to read about this.

In 9 hours and 15 minutes time, I'm being admitted to hospital for a hip replacement.

/srsly


My father had a hip replacement operation after the bone in that area basically died. Still has some pain, but less than a year later and he's walking around and almost as active as he was before.
 
2010-08-26 09:36:06 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/approves
 
2010-08-26 09:46:48 PM  

luckyeddie: Bollocks - I do NOT wish to read about this.

In 9 hours and 15 minutes time, I'm being admitted to hospital for a hip replacement.

/srsly


Had a THR done on April 1st, you won't feel a thing after being put on the table, you will feel 1000% better when the healing all done.

I got the sports model vroom vroom
 
2010-08-26 09:47:56 PM  
Came for the Rocky Horror reference.

Leaving... Overwhelmed.
 
2010-08-26 09:58:52 PM  
Sir John Charnley was called Mister before being knighted.

Valgus always err in valgus.
 
2010-08-26 10:02:22 PM  

bighasbeen: Hawnkee: JANET!

BRAD!


ROCKY!
 
2010-08-26 10:24:31 PM  

cc_rider: Mad Canadian: Say! Do any of you guys know how to Madison?


I do 'the Rock', myself.


It must be really frightful to attract publicity.
 
2010-08-26 10:49:07 PM  

WeenerGord: bighasbeen: Hawnkee: JANET!

BRAD!

ROCKY!


Bullwinkle!
 
2010-08-26 10:49:17 PM  

WeenerGord: bighasbeen: Hawnkee: JANET!

BRAD!

ROCKY!


DR. SCOTT!
 
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