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(Digital Spy)   Jessica Alba praises Lindsay Lohan's acting skills in "Machete." For those of you playing along at home, that's like Scott Peterson praising Charles Manson for his manners   (digitalspy.com) divider line 25
    More: Amusing, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, machetes, Charles Manson, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Danny Boyle, exploitation film, Robert Rodriguez  
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2010-08-26 04:23:34 PM  
Did they follow it up with a deep tongue-kiss and a playful slap-on-the-ass?
 
2010-08-26 04:26:55 PM  
+ 1 for the headline

+ 2 for the mental imagery from that Weeners
 
2010-08-26 04:28:27 PM  
I assume this headline was written by manatees?
 
2010-08-26 04:28:53 PM  
interesting how i didn't type weeners.....
 
2010-08-26 04:36:03 PM  
That's great, honey, now take your top off.
 
2010-08-26 04:49:16 PM  
The Scott Peterson-Charles Manson-manners comparison is not really apt.
 
2010-08-26 04:54:18 PM  
yeah, the comparison is not really apt, and I wonder how many people are going to know that reference outside of Chicagoland.

/It's sort of like a random joke about Tivo-ing the Christopher Lowell Show.
 
2010-08-26 04:54:24 PM  
To be fair, Lohan is a good actress. Not wishstanding her recent shiat-ass crazy behavior.
 
2010-08-26 04:58:00 PM  
Jessica Alba Thread!!!

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2010-08-26 04:58:18 PM  
Michelle Rodriguez is my man crush.
 
2010-08-26 04:59:03 PM  
movieman_1979: interesting how i didn't type weeners.....

You got owned by the filter.

/n00b
 
2010-08-26 05:03:46 PM  
After Sin City Jessica Alba herself said that she wanted to do something that didn't revolve around her hot bod. She's just being nice to the skeletor Lohan.
 
2010-08-26 05:13:34 PM  
LeroyBourne: After Sin City Jessica Alba herself said that she wanted to do something that didn't revolve around her hot bod. She's just being nice to the skeletor Lohan.

Tough luck, toots. It is all about your bod.

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2010-08-26 05:26:23 PM  
But now we have an excuse to post hot Jessica Alba picts to fap over -- and with that said...

www.olsen-twins-news.com

www.thevancouverite.com

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so hows that for starting things off?
 
2010-08-26 05:36:35 PM  
She has got to have the tastist ass in the world...

/and YES, I would!!!
 
2010-08-26 05:37:23 PM  
Damn I love that girl... Jessica still tops my list.
 
2010-08-26 05:47:29 PM  
Has anyone seen "Machete" yet? Is Lohan even in it for more than a minute and a half?
 
2010-08-26 06:05:16 PM  
Brick-House: She has got to have the tastist ass in the world...

/and YES, I would!!!


While she has nice ass, do yourself a favor and GIS Keyra Augustina. Will be NSFW.

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2010-08-26 06:28:20 PM  
FarkinFarker: While she has nice ass, do yourself a favor and GIS Keyra Augustina. Will be NSFW.

Yes, yes it is.
And yes, that was a hell of a favor I did myself.
 
2010-08-26 06:28:26 PM  
The Dread Pirate Robertson: Has anyone seen "Machete" yet? Is Lohan even in it for more than a minute and a half?

From IMBD: Release Date: 3 September 2010 (USA)
 
2010-08-26 07:56:08 PM  
Galactic_Empanada: From IMBD: Release Date: 3 September 2010 (USA)

Yeah, but with all the Farkers in the movie biz and/or LA I thought someone might have caught a preview screening.
 
2010-08-26 09:34:45 PM  
FarkinHostile: Michelle Rodriguez is my man crush.

Yeah, if she wasn't gay you might have a chance.

/*sobs*
 
2010-08-26 09:44:10 PM  
I have never seen one comment which said LiLo is not talented.
 
2010-08-26 11:58:23 PM  
FarkinHostile: Michelle Rodriguez is my man crush.

Aparently Kristanna Loken was hers
 
2010-08-27 02:45:09 PM  
ok, hang on a minute ms. alba. let me get this straight, you're saying that-
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that..um, that uh, Lindsay Lo..oh, wow, um
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that..um...Lindsay. Lindsay LOHAN! yea...um
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she..she..what did she do? oh yeah! that sh-
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.......

/fap fap fap
 
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