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2010-08-26 04:35:12 PM
heh...from the comments: "I hate romcoms"
 
2010-08-26 04:36:48 PM
If they could merge this with a sequel to Eat, Pray, Love, that would be fantastic.
 
2010-08-26 04:40:21 PM
What will mainstream audiences make of it?
I was in the audience at the American premiere. I got all kinds of reactions. I saw people vomiting, people left the theatre because they couldn't handle it. I had a girl who was too afraid to talk to me afterwards, she thought I was totally nuts.

In Japan they laughed during the whole film - they couldn't stop laughing.
And I laugh at the fact that they couldn't stop laughing.
 
2010-08-26 04:43:39 PM
mitchcumstein1: If they could merge this with a sequel to Eat, Pray, Love, that would be fantastic.

Oh god.
 
2010-08-26 04:45:01 PM
"How to Train Your Centipede" in Super 3D!
 
2010-08-26 04:55:46 PM
geektyrant.com
 
2010-08-26 04:57:03 PM
I'm sorry, but the thought of people having their mouths sewn to another person's asshole and eating their shiat is NOT appealing to me at all. That does NOT sound entertaining, only disgusting. I just can't understand why anyone would want to see this film.
 
2010-08-26 04:57:43 PM
In Japan they laughed during the whole film - they couldn't stop laughing.

Why am I entirely unsurprised by this...?
 
2010-08-26 04:58:40 PM
Keywork99: I'm sorry, but the thought of people having their mouths sewn to another person's asshole and eating their shiat is NOT appealing to me at all. That does NOT sound entertaining, only disgusting. I just can't understand why anyone would want to see this film.

It was an awful farking movie. Not even 'so bad it's good', just farking awful.
 
2010-08-26 04:59:19 PM
300%

12 is 300% more than 3 ( (12 - 3) / 3 * 100 ).

How is this hard, people?
 
2010-08-26 05:02:33 PM
tallguywithglasseson: What will mainstream audiences make of it?
I was in the audience at the American premiere. I got all kinds of reactions. I saw people vomiting, people left the theatre because they couldn't handle it. I had a girl who was too afraid to talk to me afterwards, she thought I was totally nuts.

In Japan they laughed during the whole film - they couldn't stop laughing.
And I laugh at the fact that they couldn't stop laughing.


Throw in some tentacle rape and it would be the #1 box office hit of the year.
 
2010-08-26 05:03:21 PM
glwtta: 300%

12 is 300% more than 3 ( (12 - 3) / 3 * 100 ).

How is this hard, people?


4 times as much is 300% more. It's a common misconception to think 4x = 400% when in reality you'd still have the first value, when calculating MORE than.

Not everyone is good with numbar.
 
2010-08-26 05:06:19 PM
The English Major: mitchcumstein1: If they could merge this with a sequel to Eat, Pray, Love, that would be fantastic.

Oh god.


I know, right?
 
2010-08-26 05:10:26 PM
Keywork99: I'm sorry, but the thought of people having their mouths sewn to another person's asshole and eating their shiat is NOT appealing to me at all. That does NOT sound entertaining, only disgusting. I just can't understand why anyone would want to see this film.

I never saw it, but by the looks of it it even lacks that self gratification the viewer gets when the victims get to exact their revenge.
/"funny games" did it in a much better way. The Austrian version, not the crappy US version.
 
2010-08-26 05:11:27 PM
It was my understanding that there would be no math.

shiat-eating, yes, but no math.
 
2010-08-26 05:11:35 PM
From the comments:

11 out of 12 people think this idea sucks ass.

The low hanging fruit are often the tastiest.
 
2010-08-26 05:12:13 PM
More comments:

Not at all. I have a really dark sense of humour myself. But when I wrote the script I wanted to be really serious, but that seriousness creates some humour somehow.

Cut! Ok, last time guys, can you stop pretending to all be trumpet players in a mariachi band while you're down there. I'm super-serial with this shiat. I'm gonna start replacing some of you if you can't take this story about being grafted to another person's butthole with the amount of gravity and respect that it deserves!
 
2010-08-26 05:14:24 PM
Six is slated to do a sequel to The Music Man with all new songs. Expect an Oscar nod for "76 Rusty Trombones."

Proposed title for Human Centipede sequel: 12 Really Angry Men

I was in a human centipede once. You won't believe how much shiat I took for that.

As my grandfather used to say, "11 out of 12 times when someone says they've been part of a human centipede they're full of shiat"



In the third movie, the doctor gets sued for gross medical malpractice and has to face his victims in court. The working title, you ask?

A Jury of His Pooers

Being the first person in a 12 man human centipede would be sort of like winning the worst lottery of all time.
 
2010-08-26 05:16:08 PM
I've got an idea, take the mouth of the person in front and sew it to the ass of the person in back and feed all of them with IVs.

/perpetual poop machine
//you can mail my Nobel Prize anytime
 
2010-08-26 05:16:28 PM
tallguywithglasseson: In Japan they laughed during the whole film - they couldn't stop laughing.And I laugh at the fact that they couldn't stop laughing.

...and then I sewed them all together. For the lulz!
 
2010-08-26 05:17:00 PM
mitchcumstein1: The English Major: mitchcumstein1: If they could merge this with a sequel to Eat, Pray, Love, that would be fantastic.

Oh god.

I know, right?


They can do a cross-promotion with Snickers. Hungry? Why wait?
 
2010-08-26 05:17:34 PM
So my daughter raised a question when I told her about this sequel.

How? The Dr. was killed. He's is at peace with his three dog now. Who will build the full sequence?
 
2010-08-26 05:18:35 PM
Human Milipede?
 
2010-08-26 05:20:16 PM
He should sew them into a circle just for fun.
 
2010-08-26 05:21:47 PM
All I did was read the Wikipedia page for the first movie, and I lost any respect for humanity I might have had.
 
2010-08-26 05:26:09 PM
Farkshower1972: All I did was read the Wikipedia page for the first movie, and I lost any respect for humanity I might have had.

it's taken you that long?
 
2010-08-26 05:26:22 PM
The sequel ALSO contains 10% less anal leakage!
 
2010-08-26 05:26:27 PM
Farkshower1972: All I did was read the Wikipedia page for the first movie, and I lost any respect for humanity I might have had.

So did he

vidiocracy.tv
 
2010-08-26 05:32:43 PM
The English Major: mitchcumstein1: The English Major: mitchcumstein1: If they could merge this with a sequel to Eat, Pray, Love, that would be fantastic.

Oh god.

I know, right?

They can do a cross-promotion with Snickers. Hungry? Why wait?


As long as Julia Roberts is the end I'm happy. With that mouth? Think of the coverage she'd get.
 
2010-08-26 05:32:55 PM
davideggy: I've got an idea, take the mouth of the person in front and sew it to the ass of the person in back and feed all of them with IVs.

/perpetual poop machine
//you can mail my Nobel Prize anytime


Sort of like a Hadron Collider of poop. Wait for the 4th sequel...you might be onto something...
 
2010-08-26 05:39:22 PM
Farkshower1972: All I did was read the Wikipedia page for the first movie, and I lost any respect for humanity I might have had.


Yeah, wait till you watch A Serbian Film. GIS the trailer. I'm going to watch it tonight and I expect my respect for humanity truly lessened with that film, rather than The Human Centipede, which was silly more than anything else.
 
2010-08-26 05:45:26 PM
They technically don't eat "sh*t"...it's only true "sh*t" when it exits the anular cavity of the final link-being. The new, modified tri-link intestine processes the food over three bodies so it does becomes more degraded as it hits each 'person' but is finally processed out via the colonic tract only in the final unit.
 
2010-08-26 05:46:27 PM
The chick having her face buried in the other chicks ass was giving me a stiffy.
 
2010-08-26 05:52:31 PM
Optimus Primate: They technically don't eat "sh*t"...it's only true "sh*t" when it exits the anular cavity of the final link-being. The new, modified tri-link intestine processes the food over three bodies so it does becomes more degraded as it hits each 'person' but is finally processed out via the colonic tract only in the final unit.

A: No because they are fully autonomous units simply merged at their in/out ports. Person B is eating person A's shiat once it goes out of their butt in and into the mouth.

B: From my undersanding of digestion (I'm not a rocket science but I did stay in at a holiday inn last night) it would mostly be liquid by the 3rd person as most of the neutriants and material had been drained out.

IE: You eat 3 pounds worth of food, you produce 2 lbs of metric shiat afterwards. A portion of what you ate is digested and broken down by the body into energy.

Which makes me wonder how a 12 link would work. There'd be next to nothing left by the 4th person, or god forbid the 5th person's turn.

WHAR SCIENCE, SIX, WHAR?

/i realize i've given the concept of shiat eating far too much thought today.
 
2010-08-26 05:55:24 PM
GungFu: Farkshower1972: All I did was read the Wikipedia page for the first movie, and I lost any respect for humanity I might have had.


Yeah, wait till you watch A Serbian Film. GIS the trailer. I'm going to watch it tonight and I expect my respect for humanity truly lessened with that film, rather than The Human Centipede, which was silly more than anything else.


Just looked up a summary of A Serbian Film.... Jesus Farkin' Christ that is farked up.
 
2010-08-26 05:59:33 PM
I'm sure the Japs were laughing because for some reason he has them wearing granny panties.

Human Centipedes Do Not Work that Way!
 
2010-08-26 06:01:33 PM
GungFu: Yeah, wait till you watch A Serbian Film

Don't watch it. it's not worth it. I can deal with most of it up until two scenes. Then it just...well, don't watch it. It has NO redeeming value.

/And don't give me that "metaphor" bullshiat.
 
2010-08-26 06:01:43 PM
Is there a deeper message to this film?
I read a lot of books about World War II so when I wrote the story I kept referring to the terrible things the Nazi doctors did, and I put in American and Japanese characters so they are all related to the main players of the Second World War.

Jesus, this guy must be the dumbest fark stick in the history of the World.
 
2010-08-26 06:03:16 PM
Keywork99: I'm sorry, but the thought of people having their mouths sewn to another person's asshole and eating their shiat is NOT appealing to me at all. That does NOT sound entertaining, only disgusting. I just can't understand why anyone would want to see this film.

Pfft. Philistine.
 
2010-08-26 06:16:44 PM
So when can we expect the cinematic treatment of The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs?
 
2010-08-26 06:18:35 PM
Keywork99: I'm sorry, but the thought of people having their mouths sewn to another person's asshole and eating their shiat is NOT appealing to me at all. That does NOT sound entertaining, only disgusting.

Don't knock it until you've tried it!!!


/A vote for me is a vote for people having their mouths sewn to another person's asshole and eating their shiat
 
2010-08-26 06:19:42 PM
So what did he do with their weens? Did he sew up that leak in the plot? Do not plan on seeing til it is released as a $5 box set in the Walmart bin 4 years from now containing the sequal "Millipede" and the 3qual "Catdog"
 
2010-08-26 06:20:23 PM
WTF.
 
2010-08-26 06:29:49 PM
Link (new window)
 
2010-08-26 06:35:02 PM
I did the math:

Human Centipede sequel = (0/0)shiat
 
2010-08-26 06:38:18 PM
Wolverines: The chick having her face buried in the other chicks ass was giving me a stiffy.

It's not what you think.

/or maybe it is...
 
2010-08-26 06:44:13 PM
Keywork99: I'm sorry, but the thought of people having their mouths sewn to another person's asshole and eating their shiat is NOT appealing to me at all. That does NOT sound entertaining, only disgusting. I just can't understand why anyone would want to see this film.

if everyone was like you, we'd still believe the sun revolves around the earth. Change is necessary for progress. If you can't see the general practical use for a human centipede in terms of evoluiton, i truly pity you.
 
2010-08-26 06:52:13 PM
Omg, this thread has me rolling. And I blame Daniel Tosh's hilarious "reviews" of movies that makes me want to see this one...
 
2010-08-26 06:58:01 PM
Not sure how to interpret First National Dank's comment:

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
 
2010-08-26 07:40:27 PM
nomorelurking: So my daughter raised a question when I told her about this sequel.

How? The Dr. was killed. He's is at peace with his three dog now. Who will build the full sequence?


Jigsaw has been dead for four films (I think), but they just keep making SAW movies
 
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