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(FM World)   Roman Empire Advises US   ( divider line
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4276 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Oct 2001 at 8:08 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-10 08:14:11 AM  
Since everything they did worked out so well...
2001-10-10 08:17:14 AM  
Yeah, what have the Romans ever done for us?
2001-10-10 08:25:09 AM  
certainly not taught us how to spell
2001-10-10 08:26:01 AM  
What have they done for us? Roads, sewers, irrigation, crucifixion, etc. etc. Oh, and orgies. Oh wait maybe that was the Greeks.
2001-10-10 08:28:04 AM  
Can satire be tagged satire, please?
2001-10-10 08:33:31 AM  
2001-10-10 08:38:20 AM  
Ditto, dido.
2001-10-10 08:39:03 AM  
Next thing you'll know those darn Russians will be telling us they have some experience with... oh yeah, nevermind.
2001-10-10 08:48:44 AM  
2001-10-10 09:43:00 AM  
Go Romans! Romans are cool.
2001-10-10 10:49:16 AM  
uhhhh. Satire, I believe.
2001-10-10 10:56:11 AM  
I think Rome's advice would be more along the lines of:
Burn their homes, makes slaves of their children, and scatter salt as you go so that nothing will ever grow there again. They were pretty farkin nasty.
2001-10-10 11:34:40 AM  
Who knows, it may be a good idea. Being that we have that whole hegemony thing in common, they might have some good tips. I won't listen to them, but they might be good idea's.
2001-10-10 11:39:22 AM  
Rome if you want to.
Rome is a big dirty city in Italy.
People drive on the sidewalks.
Make left hand turns from the far right lane.
2001-10-10 01:24:15 PM  

For some reason after reading your post I got this Lyric stuck in my head...
Roam if you want to
Roam around the world
Roam if you want to
ah....never mind....amusing the band is the B-52's, sorta...I guess...crap, my 80's are showing again.
2001-10-10 02:23:10 PM  
We are ancient Rome.
2001-10-10 03:05:02 PM  
And I am Ceaser
2001-10-10 03:42:37 PM  
More like Caligula...
2001-10-10 04:24:55 PM  
No. I am Spartacus!
2001-10-10 04:38:56 PM  
"Since everything they did worked out so well..."

They lasted for over a 1000 years and conquered the known world!
2001-10-10 07:33:29 PM  
Geez people who complain about tags - GET A LIFE!!

What's so bad about this article being tagged "Amusing"?
I thought it was pretty funny

by the way :
No, I am Sparticus
2001-10-10 08:28:32 PM  
Fark is OUR life!
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