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(BBC)   Woman found dead on wedding day. Now they just have to find something old, something new and something borrowed   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 120
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2010-08-26 08:59:56 AM
I be seeing what you be doing.

Don't women usually wait for the wedding night before just lying there?
 
2010-08-26 09:04:32 AM
And isn't it ironic...don't you think?
 
2010-08-26 09:30:50 AM
But did it rain?
 
2010-08-26 09:33:46 AM
Fortunately for the groom, it's a nice day to start again.
 
2010-08-26 09:34:27 AM
Her fiance dodged a bullet there... She apparently didn't...
 
2010-08-26 09:34:53 AM
Subby, you goin' to hell.

Nice work.
 
2010-08-26 09:35:10 AM
Let's hope they get the warrant to find out it was Old Man Murphy with Colonel Mustard's candlestick.

Hits all three, but mainly "borrowed".
 
2010-08-26 09:35:22 AM
That's cold, subby.

\kinda like she was
 
2010-08-26 09:35:28 AM
Sybarite: And isn't it ironic...don't you think?

/thread
 
2010-08-26 09:35:44 AM
Ponzholio: Her fiance dodged a bullet there... She apparently didn't...

tvbythenumbers.com
 
2010-08-26 09:36:16 AM
How much to drive the flowers from the reception hall to the funeral parlor?
 
2010-08-26 09:36:21 AM
Knows exactly how the groom feels.
Link (new window)
 
2010-08-26 09:36:32 AM
People will do anything to get out of a marriage.
 
2010-08-26 09:36:56 AM
A man was arrested and remains in police custody.

Hubby-to-be by any chance?
 
2010-08-26 09:37:46 AM
The cause of death has not been released.

How long are they legally allowed to hold her fiancé, do you suppose?
 
2010-08-26 09:38:50 AM
Even reverse cowgirls get the blues: A man was arrested and remains in police custody.

Hubby-to-be by any chance?


blogs.pitch.com
 
2010-08-26 09:40:28 AM
99 problems, but a ____ ain't one of them.
 
2010-08-26 09:40:29 AM
a.imageshack.us

"That's five of the same thing, Peg."
 
2010-08-26 09:41:51 AM
is this a plot to another burton movie?
 
2010-08-26 09:41:55 AM
The police are screwed. They can't accuse the husband in this case.

/think of the cops
 
2010-08-26 09:44:13 AM
Subby?

I love you.
 
2010-08-26 09:45:38 AM
I_Am_Weasel: Don't women usually wait for the wedding night before just lying there?


nice...

+1 subby
 
2010-08-26 09:47:11 AM
+2 Subby
 
2010-08-26 09:47:28 AM
Most excellent we're-all-going-to-hell-together headline, subby!
+1
 
2010-08-26 09:47:39 AM
#1: That headline was just wrong.

#2: That headline needs to be entered in the best headlines contest.
 
2010-08-26 09:48:10 AM
Haddie, that looks like RDJ
 
2010-08-26 09:48:17 AM
haddie: Even reverse cowgirls get the blues: A man was arrested and remains in police custody.

Hubby-to-be by any chance?


hey-hey I made him movable some time ago:

i38.tinypic.com
 
2010-08-26 09:49:36 AM
If that picture was of a fifty year old woman I will eat my hat
 
2010-08-26 09:50:10 AM
That has got to be the luckiest sob on the planet. If he ever yearns for married companionship, he can wrap coarse sandpaper around his unit and realize what he missed...
 
2010-08-26 09:51:04 AM
Let's home she didn't spend too much on her wedding dress
 
2010-08-26 09:51:11 AM
Subbed this one thinking it might be too cruel even for Fark. I should have known.

/I love you guys <sniff>
 
2010-08-26 09:51:35 AM
Bra. Vo.

Subby wins one original mint condition ARPANet, because one classic deserves another.
 
2010-08-26 09:55:04 AM
Shouldn't have cheaped out on the invitations.
 
2010-08-26 09:55:07 AM
+1 Subby.

Headline of the month?
 
2010-08-26 09:55:29 AM
How does a man get that lucky in his wedding day?
 
kth
2010-08-26 09:57:06 AM
Great. Another thing to worry about when I'm planning my wedding.

/got engaged a 11 days ago
//a monster has been created
///slashies
 
2010-08-26 09:59:21 AM
This thread is already horribly awesome.
 
2010-08-26 10:00:04 AM
Headline win. That is all.
 
2010-08-26 10:01:24 AM
Did he get a refund on all the deposits for the cake, music, etc?
 
2010-08-26 10:02:52 AM
Submitter deserves a nomination for Fark Headline of the Year.

/...and bimbos. Lots and lots of bimbos.
 
2010-08-26 10:03:34 AM
Oh subby, that was so wrong, it was brilliant.
 
2010-08-26 10:03:40 AM
He put her on the wedding list...


good one Subby.
 
2010-08-26 10:04:04 AM
Ponzholio: Her fiance dodged a bullet there... She apparently didn't...

I laughed. I feel bad that I laughed.
 
2010-08-26 10:04:34 AM
It was the husband. She wanted to go to a different bar for the honeymoon.
 
2010-08-26 10:05:07 AM
approves
www.starstore.com
 
2010-08-26 10:05:40 AM
On a scale of one to 10, I give that headline 13 Justin Biebers.
 
2010-08-26 10:05:50 AM
Ponzholio: Her fiance dodged a bullet there... She apparently didn't...

Wait a minute...the article never mentioned she was shot...
PSNI Detective Chief Inspector John McVea would like a word with you.
 
2010-08-26 10:06:08 AM
Marla Singer's Laundry: This thread is already horribly awesome.

This thread is a thing of beauty
 
2010-08-26 10:06:48 AM
Sybarite: And isn't it ironic...don't you think?

Came here to say this.
 
2010-08-26 10:07:05 AM
*takes seat next to subby in handbasket*

/ im sick. So hillariously sick.
 
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